BossMan62
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Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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I am taking a shot in the dark here. I am assuming Jake lost his job and this is his way of going postal? Hoping no one in r/l finds out about it?
Dont feed the trolls, sweetheart.
Go fuck off Mr. Boss Man.
It's not all about you.
Well then again.
I guess I would be a TROLL.
To a fucking FAIRY.
Did not lose shit, Mr. Johnny B. Goode.
Have actually FOUND myself pretty well.
Oh yeah.
STOP ASSUMING.
richard_daily
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Give back the time that you've wasted... which up to this point, is your entire life.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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You are assuming you understand me. BTW, if you found yourself well, then how did you manage to lose yourself to begin with?
Quoll
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Least I did not steal money from a city.
And at least I'm not a Republican.
Jackass.
Oh I understand you just fine, Mr. Johnny Rockets.
None of your business what I have lost.
Or what I have found.
So keep your mind on what you know.
Things like, "you want some fries with your shake and burger, sir?"
JakesAss34
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hurt me hurt me hurt me pleeeeeeese. I live for getting kicked all around. That's why Jake says the silly stuff he says. For my benefit. 
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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Of course it is none of my business. You are the one posting it about for all to see.
And no thanks. I have reached my limit on fries today.
christy1989
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This is no way shape or form a comment about Jake.....This is hilarious!!! I am not, repeat not saying this applies to anyone of any race sex creed or posting nature!!! Including to but not limited to the starter of this thread!
Just stand alone funny!
This is no way shape or form a comment about Jake.....This is hilarious!!! I am not, repeat not saying this applies to anyone of any race sex creed or posting nature!!! Including to but not limited to the starter of this thread!
Just stand alone funny!
So I deserve to be hunted down and shot now.
Nice.
That is amusing to you.
Stop your reverse psychology innuendos.
I can read your loose ass like an open book, Mrs. Sex in the City.
You really are a horrible woman.
JakesAss34
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Listen folks. If I had to fill out a form every time I got kicked, spanked, made fun of and threatened every time my owner (Jake) said something stoooopid, I'd have to stick a wagon handle up my.....well let's not go there.....and pull a wagon full of forms around.
JakesAss34
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JakesAss34
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This is no way shape or form a comment about Jake.....This is hilarious!!! I am not, repeat not saying this applies to anyone of any race sex creed or posting nature!!! Including to but not limited to the starter of this thread!
Just stand alone funny!
See. The legs and feet get all the praise. Well what about me? huh? I hold Jake up as he SITS and types 22 hours a friggin day. Geeez
justuandmekiddo
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This isn't at all what I was expecting on this thread. I guess slow 911 responses is on another thread.
christy1989
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Can you not read??? I said I just thought the form was funny....Not about you or it being used on you!!! Nothing to do with YOU!!
Dad_of_Jake34
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Jake, this is your dad. Stop all this nonsense. I knew your mom dressing you up like a girl for those pageants when you were younger was a bad idea.
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In general I would agree with you, but being a woman on lit can mean being overwhelmed by random PMs at times.
Back in the day when lit had like 20,000 members and most were not alt, I did respond to every pm, I got. My mailbox was 100, a few unknown people would pm each day and my mailbox got full maybe every month of so. Now there are 1,330,751 members, my mailbox is 500 and its always at least 90% full, I just don't have the time or energy to do so.
Guys responding to my ad may not get a a response if they clearly do not met the criteria. A person gets tired of pointing out to men that they are married, too young, etc... Any "you wanna cyber" ones get deleted and depending on how bad it is, possibly put on ignore. '
Guys are more likely to get a response if they say something interesting, if they reference a post or have a point of discussion. They a paper trail also helps, like a filled out profile and some posts I can research before answering. There are probably many women who feel differently here but I personally don't care if you like my body, how hot you think something I wrote was, want an audience for your cock shots or video or are bored/sad/horny.... Sending unsolicited stories is a bit weird too.
So yes in theory its nice to acknowledge every PM, but in practice it doesn't work.
Noor
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If you are going to pm lots of random women, at least make them interesting posts!
Wity things like "I know you say you don't cyber, but I know that's a lie, hit me up on yahoo!".
Dad_of_Jake34
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This whole thing with Jake and his ability to scare women away happened when he had tried to hit on his mom and she spurned his advances.
I do apologize for my son's behavior. He can't help being a stalker. It's just his nature.
I do apologize for my son's behavior. He can't help being a stalker. It's just his nature.
