christy1989
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Damn!!! You have been busy...tearing them up! lol
Will the Real Jake Shady please stand up
Way to keep it going!
Will the Real Jake Shady please stand up
Way to keep it going!
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JakesAss34
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Yes ma'am and I love it. Why on earth do you think Jake says most of the goofy stuff he says? He knows I like getting kicked all around and he takes care of me by running off at the chops. He's good like that.
JakesAss34
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Damn!!! You have been busy...tearing them up! lol
Will the Real Jake Shady please stand up
Way to keep it going!
I wish he would stand up so I could get a little air. Maybe give a little air too.
GracefullyYours
Illuminaughty
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*kicks your ass a little*
Hmm. My spidey senses...are getting a decidedly female vibe from you... I don't get the same feeling from the rest of Jake. Interesting....
Damn!!! You have been busy...tearing them up! lol
Will the Real Jake Shady please stand up
Way to keep it going!
Aren't you a little late for a phone a pal date?
JakesAss34
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Fine. See how well it works trying to get your chit outta your mouth. oh wait. You have already pulled that off quite well. Damn. I am obsolete.
JakesAss34
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I'll huff and I'll puff and ......well you will NOT like the end (see?) result.
Are you threatening me, ass?
o_so_wet
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I'll huff and I'll puff and ......well you will NOT like the end (see?) result.
*snicker*
JakesAss34
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Ok toots. I gotta go .......take care of some bidness. Play nice and get me kicked up one side and down the other k? -
me*snicker*
Threats are not allowed around here.
Red Eye admitted it.
What goes for me o' so goes for you too.
o_so_wet
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I suggest you report me to the Moderators...for threatening you
Oh okay, O' So Witty.
See, unlike all of you, I am not a crying baby and do not report anyone.
Sure, I was hurt when you all talked about fucking my dead parents.
But I fought my OWN fight on here and am getting through it.
So I will leave the moderator reporting to all of YOU.
o_so_wet
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richard_daily
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This is the most attention that jake's ever gotten in his life. He's so happy right now.
Give back the god damn money you stole from the city.
Your wife is gone now.
She can't control you any longer.
No longer do you have to be p' whipped.
Give some to the less fortunate and let go of it all.
Find peace, son.
Mmhmmm...yea. Jack can't stay away from the abuse. I think you like to have your ass kicked...don't cha Jack ? Maybe you should start a sub-thread. You can call it "Kick me (or Fuck me) in the ass...HARD" ....
O' and you would o' so well know ALL about that ass kickin' rough stuff.
Just the way YOU seemed to LIKE it from a MR. HUNG DAVID way back when.
Nice and HARD and long lasting.
If my memory serves me correctly, I think you were even into some double teamin' ass kickin' rough stuff.
I really think we need to bring that thread back to life.
Back from the DEAD so to speak.
o_so_wet
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O Jack....there you go ... teasing me with thoughts of Hung again. Was it good for you ?
o_so_wet
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I'll take the libtery to give you the skinny, Miss O' So Dry.
And all of the others on here.
Because you are so ignorant and stupid that you think this thread rant is all about YOU.
You were one of the first people I tried to post with when I got here.
You were in the middle of an orgy which included Hung David.
You would not even let me in the fun.
Hung David was a rude and womanizing bastard who wanted to chase anything in a skirt.
But you and everyone else liked his big dick.
I ended up accidently offending some people you know here.
I have since tried to apologize to them.
You all held a grudge against me.
You used to like Hung David and at least liked having online orgies with him.
Then, you all must have fallen out of grace.
Now, you hold a grudge against him.
Your crazy friend, Fake an Orgasm, Fake a Smile, whatever the hell her name is, had the nerve to call me out as Hung David.
Which is just a really disgusting insult.
And dishonest.
So now you are even more mad at me because you still think I am Hung David.
And you think this thread is about me being mad at you.
Even though I am not happy with any of you who have offended me.
Not excluding you.
But not only you.
There.
That was fun.
