The Official Author's Hangout Earth Day Contest Support Thread

[PennLady]

One contest ends, so it must be time for the next support thread. Coming up we have the Earth Day contest, so check with your muses for stories about nymphs (forest and sea), dryads, various plants and other Earth- and nature-related themes.

Earth Day (April 22)
themes: nature appreciation, outdoors, etc.
starts: March 28
closes: April 13
winners announced: April 20

Full contest rules are here.

Come on in for help, support, and perhaps the occasional drink (BYOB).

 

[Darkniciad]

Bloody hell... I've got to get cracking. With my production rate any more, that's right around the corner, and I've got five years of tradition riding on this contest

 

[Angellica1612]

Thanks for starting the thread, Lady P. I'm new to this, so any help is greatly appreciated. I don't know much about nymphs and such, so I'll probably stick to a "save the environment' theme...but who knows when a plot bunny will attack?

 

[lovecraft68]

Thanks for starting the thread, Lady P. I'm new to this, so any help is greatly appreciated. I don't know much about nymphs and such, so I'll probably stick to a "save the environment' theme...but who knows when a plot bunny will attack?

are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.

 

[Angellica1612]

are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.

Lol...darned if I know!

 

[Darkniciad]

Most of the time if you write a story here... No, there's not much difference *laugh*

I know all of mine are, but that's just one of their quirks. They can only get pregnant on Earth Day, so that sort of puts them in overdrive during contest stories

 

[Angellica1612]

Most of the time if you write a story here... No, there's not much difference *laugh*

I know all of mine are, but that's just one of their quirks. They can only get pregnant on Earth Day, so that sort of puts them in overdrive during contest stories

Nymphos on overdrive...sort of boggles the mind

 

[DG Hear]

In the past I have wrote about farmers, coal miners, loggers as well as save the earth political statements and politicians. Pretty much all of these are a go. Have fun and just write what comes into your head. I think it was last year I wrote about Honeydippers. It's the men who clean out outhouses.
Best of luck to all who enter.
DG

 

[PennLady]

are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.

They're different, but there's no reason a nymph can't be a nympho.

 

[litfan10]

are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.

And getting screwed at a literary porn site is a bad thing?

 

[TxRad]

I have a couple of stories in progress earmarked for this contest.

 

[scouries]

Coming up we have the Earth Day contest, so check with your muses for stories about nymphs (forest and sea), dryads, various plants…

I know my dear that you continually try to encourage the non-human authors among us but to suggest that EARTH DAY is about nymphs and dryads is an insult to the whole environmental movement.

Ma’am, nymphs won’t save us from global warming… nor dryads save the ozone layer or the rainforest…

To those of you planning on submitting stories to the contest I ask that you leave the non-humans (and pauletta) at home …​

Earth Day Network was founded by Denis Hayes and the organizers of the first Earth Day in 1970 and by other national organizers, including Pam Lippe, to promote environmental activism and year-round progressive action, domestically and internationally. Earth Day Network members include NGOs, quasi-governmental agencies, local governments, activists, and others. Earth Day Network members focus on environmental education; local, national, and global policies; public environmental campaigns; and organizing national and local earth day events to promote activism and environmental protection. The international network reaches over 19,000 organizations in 192 countries, while the domestic program engages 10,000 groups and over 100,000 educators coordinating millions of community development and environmental-protection activities throughout the year

 

[TxRad]

So that means scouries Earth day story will be about him screwing his sister on a compost heap again.

Give it a rest idiot. Non-human stories are just as welcome as any in any contest. Since you can only write in incest doesn't mean everyone has to write in incest.

 

[Darkniciad]

Yeah, the troll is going to be especially active in this contest everyone. If you don't have him on ignore, now's the time.

Gotta love how so many of the stories he complains about actually do have exactly the underlying themes he says they don't.

But, that's to be expected, as he never reads anything. He just insults it based upon the title, tagline, and whatever people say about it here, then drops multiple 3 votes on every story in the contest except his own.

You are free to write about any subject and in any genre that you please within the scope of the theme. The troll and his "rules" are completely pointless and irrelevant to the contest. They are likewise irrelevant to the response of readers, as his favorite targets are the types of stories that do well in the contest. His only goal with every word he says is to eliminate any and all competition so there's some remote chance of him placing, which he never manages to do despite his massive vote fraud.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.

They're different, but there's no reason a nymph can't be a nympho.

I think they're the same thing. "Nympho" is short for "nymphomaniac," which comes from "nymph."

In any event, they are the ones who get screwed.

 

[TxRad]

Quote:
Originally Posted by lovecraft68
are nymphs different from nymphos? If so I am screwed.



I think they're the same thing. "Nympho" is short for "nymphomaniac," which comes from "nymph."

In any event, they are the ones who get screwed.

Box, I'm not even going to touch that one.

 

[litfan10]

Box, I'm not even going to touch that one.

oh go ahead....you know ya wanna touch it just once!!!!!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I've got a long story I've been working on for the past couple weeks, and I'm involved in Survivor this year, so I'll be submitting a story - I just don't know where yet. The one I have now, but isn't ready yet, is for the Mature category. I see an EC story at the edge of the muse taking a peek too.

 

[lovecraft68]

Now see since he constantly rails for change in the contest, always citing how lame Earth and Nude day and Summer loving are I would think Skankies would not have a fake Earth Day contest.

I keep saying I can;t come up with a bunny, and I still can't but I am vowing that I will enter this thing and keeping in what I am trying to do in my contest entries not default to my favs Incest and BDSM.

But I will tell you what. I am done with sweet. If one more person tells me how sweet my V-day story was I am going to fucking vomit.

Hmmm, the muse keeps showing me something about one of those people that wander the streets early on trash day and collect bottle and cans. What can I do with that?

 

[PennLady]

For those who haven't entered before and want to see what others have done, here's the announcement of last year's winners.

I tried to find the list of all the entrants but I'm not sure it's still there.

 

[Darkniciad]

Full contest pages for every Earth Day Contest

http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/contest.php/earth-day-2011
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/contest.php/earth-day-2010
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/contest.php/earth-day-2009
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/contest.php/earth-day-2008
http://www.literotica.com:81/stories/contest.php/earth-day-2007
http://www.literotica.com/contests/2006/earthday2006.html
http://www.literotica.com/contests/2005/earthday2005.html
http://www.literotica.com/contests/2004/earthday2004.html

 

[PennLady]

Full contest pages for every Earth Day Contest

I should have known you could do it. Thanks, Dark.

 

[litfan10]

Now see since he constantly rails for change in the contest, always citing how lame Earth and Nude day and Summer loving are I would think Skankies would not have a fake Earth Day contest.

I keep saying I can;t come up with a bunny, and I still can't but I am vowing that I will enter this thing and keeping in what I am trying to do in my contest entries not default to my favs Incest and BDSM.

But I will tell you what. I am done with sweet. If one more person tells me how sweet my V-day story was I am going to fucking vomit.

Hmmm, the muse keeps showing me something about one of those people that wander the streets early on trash day and collect bottle and cans. What can I do with that?

Uuuhhhh.....but it was real sweet.
How about the bottle collector is real young and just down on his luck, and this real hot fortyish divorced babe who keeps giving him bottles befriends him and they are just what each other needs. Sounds like a sweet story to me.

 

[lovecraft68]

Uuuhhhh.....but it was real sweet.
How about the bottle collector is real young and just down on his luck, and this real hot fortyish divorced babe who keeps giving him bottles befriends him and they are just what each other needs. Sounds like a sweet story to me.

How about we go back to my roots? The bottle collector is down on his luck and the woman is older and hot and invites him in. She then proceeds to collar him and force him to service her and all the other horny housewives in the neighborhood.

Hmmm......

 

[litfan10]

How about we go back to my roots? The bottle collector is down on his luck and the woman is older and hot and invites him in. She then proceeds to collar him and force him to service her and all the other horny housewives in the neighborhood.

Hmmm......

Now you're talking. But you need to make a neighbor nonhuman just to irritate the local trolls.