SaintPeter I did it for you.

[Very_Bad_Man]

Last night I had a "Date". Though she is a pro I have known her for several years. Yes she is a professional escort and I have used her many times. I have no shame about using escorts. They are beautiful and there for my pleasure. She had emailed me to let me know she would be in Dubai if I wished for a visit as she lives in London.

I had reservations at La Parrilla located in the Jumeriah Hotel. It is a Latin American restaurant and beautiful. They have Tango dancers who put on shows. A true Argentine Tango is nothing like you see on Dancing with the Stars. It was phenomenal.

Later that evening I was fucking her doggy. At Pete's request, I stuck my thumb up her ass and yelled, "That's for Petey". She turns her head looks at me in confusion and asks in her lightly German accent "Who is Petey"? I laughed and told her never mind.

Pete if your curious here she is http://www.berkeley-girls.com/699-escort-profile.html

 

[Kruge]

Hmmm....some interesting girls there.

I like this one...nice full ass and not totally shaved.

http://www.berkeley-girls.com/647-escort-profile.html

This Russian woman is sexy as hell too...with gorgeous curves. I bet the Russian accent is hot too

http://www.berkeley-girls.com/821-escort-profile.html

 

[pink]

Holy sheet, she is perfect.

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

Holy sheet, she is perfect.

She could be hydrocephalic for all we know.

 

[Saint Peter]

"I will never wash this thumb again!"

 

[boredVAwife]

Hmmm well I spent last evening doing laundry but I s'pose I could spin it any way I wanted huh?

 

[Batch]

Hmmm well I spent last evening doing laundry but I s'pose I could spin it any way I wanted huh?

And spin it with details.

 

[boredVAwife]

Truth is my nite was so boring I was almost reduced to just watching it spin. bleh

 

[lovetoread]

Wow, that's dedication to a friendship.

 

[Farrah]

The abbreviations under "Services..." I have no idea what 3/4 of them stand for!

 

[eyer]

Last night I had a "Date".

Reads like an opening line of just another candicane tale...

 

[koalabear]

"I will never wash this thumb again!"

Pete stop sucking your thumb!

 

[Batch]

The abbreviations under "Services..." I have no idea what 3/4 of them stand for!

google?

 

[Farrah]

google?

That's a lot of Googling. I better get started...

 

[GracefullyYours]

Last night I had a "Date."

Me too.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EvZPNndO0AU/S82rYXFyn0I/AAAAAAAAATk/wMj2RZjdAhI/s1600/i-dates-medjool.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

Mine was more wrinkly than those.

 

[scrymettet]

The abbreviations under "Services..." I have no idea what 3/4 of them stand for!

AGENCY- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMAZON- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP- Asian Massage Parlor
ANALINGUS- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
ANAL RIMMING- Oral stimulation of anus.
ANTI-SEX PERVERT- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
AROUND THE WORLD- Anilingus and Fellatio.
ASIAN- Refers to Anal Rimming
ASIAN COWGIRL- Girl on top, squatting.
ASP- Adult Service Provider
ASP- alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF- All Time Favorite
ATM- Ass To Mouth
AUNT FLO- Menstruation

BABYBACK- Petite, young, attractive Asian.
BAIT AND SWITCH- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
BAJA SUR GENTIALS- From the spanish "the low south".
BALLOONS- Breast implants.
BAREBACK- Without condom.
BARRACUDA- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF- Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS- Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS- Barber Shop
BBW- Big Beautiful Woman
BCD- Behind Closed Doors
BDSM- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BERET- A condom.
BESO NEGRO- Anal Rimming
BF- Boy Friend
BFE- Boy Friend Experience
BJ- Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BLACKHOLE- Anus.
BLS- Ball Licking and Sucking
BLUE PILL- Viagra
BlUE STEEL- Viagra
BROWN SHOWER- Defecation on your partner.
BS- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BSD- Big Swinging Dick
BSW- Black Street Walker
BTW- By the Way
BUTTERFACE- Everything looks good, but her face

CALL GIRL- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
CASH AND DASH ROB- who takes the money and runs
CBJ- Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC- Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC- Credit Card
CC RIDER- Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS- Covered Doggy Style
CFS- Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG- Club Girls, Call Girls, Cowgirl(position)
CH- Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CHUMP- A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM- Cum in Mouth
CIVILIAN- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS- Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CL- Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CLOCKWATCHER- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD- Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMT- Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF- Cum on Face
COLLAR AND CUFFS MATCH- Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
COMMERCIAL COMPANY- Prostitution
COMPLETION- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
COVER- Condom
COVERED- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. COVERED BLOW JOB- means a condom was used.)
COWGIRL- Girl on top facing you.
CRAIGS LIST- A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CRIME SCENE ACTION- Sexual activity during her period.
CRUISING- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
CUPS OF COFFEE- Releases

DANCE AND DASH- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
DATE- A session with a prostitute.
DATE- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY- Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE- Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF- Drug and Disease Free
DDG- Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP- Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
DEEP THROAT FELLATIO- where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
DEFENDER- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
DEPOSIT- A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE- Dead Fish Experience
DFK- Deep French Kissing
DIY- Do It Yourself (masturbation)
DOGGIE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DOGGIE STYLE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DONATION- Payment to a provider
DOU- A threesome with two girls and you
DP- Double Penetration
DP- Digital penetration
DSL- Dick Sucking Lips
DT- Dining at the Toes
DT- Deep Throat

ECR- El Camino Real
ED ZACHARY DISEASE- A woman with an unattractive face.
ENHANCEMENTS- Breast implants.
ENVELOPE- Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM- End Of Message
ESCORT- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
ESCORT MALL- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
EXPATS- Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

FACE PAINTING- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FACIAL- Cumming on partner's face
FBSM- Full Body Sensual Massage
FELEBELE- Loud kiss on the Chest before a relation with friends
FFF- Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV- Finger In Vagina
FIVE-O- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK- Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FLAKE, FLAKY ERRANT BEHAVIOR- often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB- Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU- Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC- Fuck of the century.
FOV- Finger Outside Vagina
FRENCH ORAL- sex on either party.
FRENCH KISSING- Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FRENCH- Without Oral sex without condom
FS- Full Service (complete sex)
FULL MEAL DEAL- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
FULL SERVICE- Intercourse
FUTB- Finger Up The Butt

GET COMFORTABLE- Get completely naked.
GFE- Girl Friend Experience
GLOVE- Condom
GND- Girl Next Door
GOLDEN SHOWER- Urinating on your partner, urine play.
GREEK- Anal sex
GS- Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM- G-Spot Massage

HALF AND HALF- Oral sex followed by intercourse.
HARDWOOD FLOORS- Clean shaven pussy.
HAT- Condom
HERB FRIENDLY- Is amenable to marijuana use.
HIDDEN CHARGES- A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
HINDU MASSAGE (Argentina)- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ- Hand Job
HM- High Mileage
HME- Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HOBBY- The soliciting of prostitutes, massage parlous attendants, or strip club dancers.
HOBBYIST- A man who solicits prostitutes.
HOOKER- Prostitute.
HOSTESS CLUB- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR- Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW- Hispanic Street Walker
HWP- Height and Weight Proportionate
HWE- Hollywood Escorts

IMHO- In My Honest Opinion
INCALL- You meet the girl at their place.
INDEPENDANT INDIE- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
INTERPRETER- Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO- Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO- In Search Of
ITALIAN- Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

JACK SHACK- Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
JIMMY HAT- A condom
JOHN- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV- Karaoke TV, usually referring to club that has women to sit with hobbyists for a fee, take out can sometimes be arranged.

LAPDOG- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
LANDING STRIP- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LE- Law Enforcement
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
LITTLE BLUE HELPER- Viagra
LITTLE BLUE PILL- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
LOT LIZARDS- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

MADAME- Proprietress of an agency.
MAMASAN- Female manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (female pimp).
MAN IN A BOAT, little man in a boat- Clitoris
MBR- Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MEDITERRANEAN- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
MERKIN- Pubic hair wig.
MG- Massage Girl
MILEAGE- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF- Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
MISH- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
MISSIONARY MAN ON TOP- girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF- male, female, female.
MOHAWK- A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP- Massage Parlor
MP- Masseuse
MP- Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA- Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
MULTIPLE POPS- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

NEWBIE- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO- Non-Government Organization
NOONER- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
NO-SHOW- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
NO-TOUCH- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA- No Strings Attached.

O, OS- Orgasm, orgasms.
OFF-THE-CLOCK/METER- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH- On the Other Hand
OUT, OUTED- Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OUTCALL- The girl comes to your place.
OWO- Oral Without a condom
OWOTC- Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P- Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
PARTY HAT- Condom
PEARL NECKLACE- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PAPASAN- Male manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (pimp).
PIMP- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV- Penis in Vagina
PL- Pathetic Loser
PM- Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO- Phone Operator
POONER- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
POPS, MULTIPLE- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS- Pussy on the Side
PRC- Women from the People's Republic of China
PROVIDER- Prostitute
PS- Private Show (Dance)
PSE- Porn Star Experience
PUNTER- British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV- Private Viewing (Dance)

RA- Relaxation Assistant
RAINCOAT- Condom
REV, REVIEW- Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
REVERSE COWGIRL- Girl on top facing away.
REVERSE HALF AND HALF- Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
REVERSE MASSAGE- You massage her.
REVIEW- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude, contact info and service.
REVERSE ORAL- The client performs oral sex on the provider.
RIMMING- Analingus
RMP- Russian Massage Parlor
ROB- Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO- Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
ROMAN- An orgy situation.
ROMAN SHOWER- Vomit play.
RTFF- Read the Fucking Forum
RUSSIAN- Penis between breasts

SAFE- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
SANDBAG, SANDBAGGER- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
SANS- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC- Strip Club
SCAT- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
SCREENING- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
SELF-POST- A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
SELF-SERVICE- Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
SENSUAL MASSAGE- Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
SESSION- Paid time spent with a provider.
SEX WORKER- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH- Sex for hire.
SG- Street Girls
SHEMALE- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
SHILL- A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
SIXTY NINE, 69- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SLAM, SLAMMED- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SNOWBALL- Guy shot his load in the girl's mouth and then the girl just dropped his cum into his mouth slowly
SO- Significant Other
SOF- Shit on Floor
SOG- Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF- Sat On My Face
SOUTH OF THE BORDER- Gential Region
SOUTHERN FRANCE- BBBJ
SP- Service Provider (Sex Worker)
SPANISH ATM- Ass to Mouth
SPINNER- Very petite, thin girl.
SQUIRTING, SQUIRTER- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS- Sexual reassignment surgery
ST- Short Time
STD- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STING- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR- Short Term Relationship
STREET ACTION- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
STROLL- Path frequented by street walkers.
SW- Street Walker
SW- Sex Worker
SYBIAN- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS- Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP- Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
TEABAG- Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TF- Tit Job (See Russian)
TG- Transgender
TGTBT- Too Good To Be True
THRONE JOB- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ- Tit Fuck (See Russian but with completion)
TJ- Tijuana
TLN- Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT- Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM- A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the board (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS- Take Out Service
TOSSING SALAD- Analingus
TP- Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place or Toronto Passions
TRICK- A sex act for money.
TRICK- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
TROLL- Rude and hideous PL
TROLLING- Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TROLLING- The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS- Transexual
TUFT- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA- Tongue Up My Ass
TURN TRICKS- Prostitution
TV- Transvestite
TVSW- Transvestite Street Walker
TWO CALL SYSTEM- For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

UMBRELLA- Condom.
UNCOVERED- Without a condom.

VFM- Value For Money.

WAH- Wild Ass Humping
WATER SPORTS- Urination play.
WEEKLIES- Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The village voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF- Wild Fuck
WG- Working girl. A prostitute.
WHITE KNIGHT- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WIR- Would I Repeat
WORKING GIRL- A prostitute.
WSW- White Street Walker
WTF- What the fuck?

XOXO- Kisses & Hugs

YMMV- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV GIRL- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 AND 1/2- Half and half, oral sex + full service
411- Seeking information.
420- 4:20 AKA marijuana
69- Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

 

[Batch]

Scry...

um, wow.

 

[Farrah]

AGENCY- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMAZON- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP- Asian Massage Parlor
ANALINGUS- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
ANAL RIMMING- Oral stimulation of anus.
ANTI-SEX PERVERT- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
AROUND THE WORLD- Anilingus and Fellatio.
ASIAN- Refers to Anal Rimming
ASIAN COWGIRL- Girl on top, squatting.
ASP- Adult Service Provider
ASP- alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF- All Time Favorite
ATM- Ass To Mouth
AUNT FLO- Menstruation

BABYBACK- Petite, young, attractive Asian.
BAIT AND SWITCH- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
BAJA SUR GENTIALS- From the spanish "the low south".
BALLOONS- Breast implants.
BAREBACK- Without condom.
BARRACUDA- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF- Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS- Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS- Barber Shop
BBW- Big Beautiful Woman
BCD- Behind Closed Doors
BDSM- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BERET- A condom.
BESO NEGRO- Anal Rimming
BF- Boy Friend
BFE- Boy Friend Experience
BJ- Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BLACKHOLE- Anus.
BLS- Ball Licking and Sucking
BLUE PILL- Viagra
BlUE STEEL- Viagra
BROWN SHOWER- Defecation on your partner.
BS- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BSD- Big Swinging Dick
BSW- Black Street Walker
BTW- By the Way
BUTTERFACE- Everything looks good, but her face

CALL GIRL- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
CASH AND DASH ROB- who takes the money and runs
CBJ- Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC- Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC- Credit Card
CC RIDER- Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS- Covered Doggy Style
CFS- Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG- Club Girls, Call Girls, Cowgirl(position)
CH- Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CHUMP- A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM- Cum in Mouth
CIVILIAN- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS- Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CL- Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CLOCKWATCHER- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD- Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMT- Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF- Cum on Face
COLLAR AND CUFFS MATCH- Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
COMMERCIAL COMPANY- Prostitution
COMPLETION- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
COVER- Condom
COVERED- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. COVERED BLOW JOB- means a condom was used.)
COWGIRL- Girl on top facing you.
CRAIGS LIST- A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CRIME SCENE ACTION- Sexual activity during her period.
CRUISING- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
CUPS OF COFFEE- Releases

DANCE AND DASH- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
DATE- A session with a prostitute.
DATE- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY- Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE- Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF- Drug and Disease Free
DDG- Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP- Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
DEEP THROAT FELLATIO- where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
DEFENDER- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
DEPOSIT- A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE- Dead Fish Experience
DFK- Deep French Kissing
DIY- Do It Yourself (masturbation)
DOGGIE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DOGGIE STYLE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DONATION- Payment to a provider
DOU- A threesome with two girls and you
DP- Double Penetration
DP- Digital penetration
DSL- Dick Sucking Lips
DT- Dining at the Toes
DT- Deep Throat

ECR- El Camino Real
ED ZACHARY DISEASE- A woman with an unattractive face.
ENHANCEMENTS- Breast implants.
ENVELOPE- Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM- End Of Message
ESCORT- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
ESCORT MALL- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
EXPATS- Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

FACE PAINTING- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FACIAL- Cumming on partner's face
FBSM- Full Body Sensual Massage
FELEBELE- Loud kiss on the Chest before a relation with friends
FFF- Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV- Finger In Vagina
FIVE-O- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK- Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FLAKE, FLAKY ERRANT BEHAVIOR- often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB- Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU- Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC- Fuck of the century.
FOV- Finger Outside Vagina
FRENCH ORAL- sex on either party.
FRENCH KISSING- Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FRENCH- Without Oral sex without condom
FS- Full Service (complete sex)
FULL MEAL DEAL- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
FULL SERVICE- Intercourse
FUTB- Finger Up The Butt

GET COMFORTABLE- Get completely naked.
GFE- Girl Friend Experience
GLOVE- Condom
GND- Girl Next Door
GOLDEN SHOWER- Urinating on your partner, urine play.
GREEK- Anal sex
GS- Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM- G-Spot Massage

HALF AND HALF- Oral sex followed by intercourse.
HARDWOOD FLOORS- Clean shaven pussy.
HAT- Condom
HERB FRIENDLY- Is amenable to marijuana use.
HIDDEN CHARGES- A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
HINDU MASSAGE (Argentina)- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ- Hand Job
HM- High Mileage
HME- Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HOBBY- The soliciting of prostitutes, massage parlous attendants, or strip club dancers.
HOBBYIST- A man who solicits prostitutes.
HOOKER- Prostitute.
HOSTESS CLUB- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR- Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW- Hispanic Street Walker
HWP- Height and Weight Proportionate
HWE- Hollywood Escorts

IMHO- In My Honest Opinion
INCALL- You meet the girl at their place.
INDEPENDANT INDIE- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
INTERPRETER- Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO- Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO- In Search Of
ITALIAN- Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

JACK SHACK- Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
JIMMY HAT- A condom
JOHN- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV- Karaoke TV, usually referring to club that has women to sit with hobbyists for a fee, take out can sometimes be arranged.

LAPDOG- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
LANDING STRIP- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LE- Law Enforcement
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
LITTLE BLUE HELPER- Viagra
LITTLE BLUE PILL- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
LOT LIZARDS- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

MADAME- Proprietress of an agency.
MAMASAN- Female manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (female pimp).
MAN IN A BOAT, little man in a boat- Clitoris
MBR- Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MEDITERRANEAN- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
MERKIN- Pubic hair wig.
MG- Massage Girl
MILEAGE- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF- Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
MISH- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
MISSIONARY MAN ON TOP- girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF- male, female, female.
MOHAWK- A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP- Massage Parlor
MP- Masseuse
MP- Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA- Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
MULTIPLE POPS- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

NEWBIE- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO- Non-Government Organization
NOONER- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
NO-SHOW- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
NO-TOUCH- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA- No Strings Attached.

O, OS- Orgasm, orgasms.
OFF-THE-CLOCK/METER- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH- On the Other Hand
OUT, OUTED- Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OUTCALL- The girl comes to your place.
OWO- Oral Without a condom
OWOTC- Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P- Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
PARTY HAT- Condom
PEARL NECKLACE- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PAPASAN- Male manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (pimp).
PIMP- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV- Penis in Vagina
PL- Pathetic Loser
PM- Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO- Phone Operator
POONER- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
POPS, MULTIPLE- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS- Pussy on the Side
PRC- Women from the People's Republic of China
PROVIDER- Prostitute
PS- Private Show (Dance)
PSE- Porn Star Experience
PUNTER- British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV- Private Viewing (Dance)

RA- Relaxation Assistant
RAINCOAT- Condom
REV, REVIEW- Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
REVERSE COWGIRL- Girl on top facing away.
REVERSE HALF AND HALF- Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
REVERSE MASSAGE- You massage her.
REVIEW- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude, contact info and service.
REVERSE ORAL- The client performs oral sex on the provider.
RIMMING- Analingus
RMP- Russian Massage Parlor
ROB- Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO- Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
ROMAN- An orgy situation.
ROMAN SHOWER- Vomit play.
RTFF- Read the Fucking Forum
RUSSIAN- Penis between breasts

SAFE- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
SANDBAG, SANDBAGGER- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
SANS- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC- Strip Club
SCAT- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
SCREENING- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
SELF-POST- A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
SELF-SERVICE- Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
SENSUAL MASSAGE- Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
SESSION- Paid time spent with a provider.
SEX WORKER- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH- Sex for hire.
SG- Street Girls
SHEMALE- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
SHILL- A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
SIXTY NINE, 69- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SLAM, SLAMMED- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SNOWBALL- Guy shot his load in the girl's mouth and then the girl just dropped his cum into his mouth slowly
SO- Significant Other
SOF- Shit on Floor
SOG- Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF- Sat On My Face
SOUTH OF THE BORDER- Gential Region
SOUTHERN FRANCE- BBBJ
SP- Service Provider (Sex Worker)
SPANISH ATM- Ass to Mouth
SPINNER- Very petite, thin girl.
SQUIRTING, SQUIRTER- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS- Sexual reassignment surgery
ST- Short Time
STD- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STING- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR- Short Term Relationship
STREET ACTION- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
STROLL- Path frequented by street walkers.
SW- Street Walker
SW- Sex Worker
SYBIAN- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS- Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP- Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
TEABAG- Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TF- Tit Job (See Russian)
TG- Transgender
TGTBT- Too Good To Be True
THRONE JOB- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ- Tit Fuck (See Russian but with completion)
TJ- Tijuana
TLN- Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT- Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM- A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the board (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS- Take Out Service
TOSSING SALAD- Analingus
TP- Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place or Toronto Passions
TRICK- A sex act for money.
TRICK- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
TROLL- Rude and hideous PL
TROLLING- Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TROLLING- The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS- Transexual
TUFT- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA- Tongue Up My Ass
TURN TRICKS- Prostitution
TV- Transvestite
TVSW- Transvestite Street Walker
TWO CALL SYSTEM- For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

UMBRELLA- Condom.
UNCOVERED- Without a condom.

VFM- Value For Money.

WAH- Wild Ass Humping
WATER SPORTS- Urination play.
WEEKLIES- Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The village voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF- Wild Fuck
WG- Working girl. A prostitute.
WHITE KNIGHT- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WIR- Would I Repeat
WORKING GIRL- A prostitute.
WSW- White Street Walker
WTF- What the fuck?

XOXO- Kisses & Hugs

YMMV- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV GIRL- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 AND 1/2- Half and half, oral sex + full service
411- Seeking information.
420- 4:20 AKA marijuana
69- Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

Holy hell! Where did you find that?!?!?!

Also, thank you.

 

[scrymettet]

Holy hell! Where did you find that?!?!?!

Also, thank you.

Writers have to do research.
I was planning a short stories circle about escorts

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I added one

AGENCY- A company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of providers.
AMAZON- A tall, strong, often masculine woman.
AMP- Asian Massage Parlor
ANALINGUS- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
ANAL RIMMING- Oral stimulation of anus.
ANTI-SEX PERVERT- These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.
AR- Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)
AROUND THE WORLD- Anilingus and Fellatio.
ASIAN- Refers to Anal Rimming
ASIAN COWGIRL- Girl on top, squatting.
ASP- Adult Service Provider
ASP- alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF- All Time Favorite
ATM- Ass To Mouth
AUNT FLO- Menstruation

BABYBACK- Petite, young, attractive Asian.
BAIT AND SWITCH- Person who shows up is a different one than advertised.
BAJA SUR GENTIALS- From the spanish "the low south".
BALLOONS- Breast implants.
BAREBACK- Without condom.
BARRACUDA- A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.
BBBJ- Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)
BBBJTC- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)
BBBJTCWS- Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing
BBBJWF- Bare Back Blow Job With Facial
BBFS- Bare Back Full Service (sex)
BBS- Barber Shop
BBW- Big Beautiful Woman
BCD- Behind Closed Doors
BDSM- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BERET- A condom.
BESO NEGRO- Anal Rimming
BF- Boy Friend
BFE- Boy Friend Experience
BJ- Blow Job (oral sex on a man)
BLACKHOLE- Anus.
BLS- Ball Licking and Sucking
BLUE PILL- Viagra
BlUE STEEL- Viagra
BROWN SHOWER- Defecation on your partner.
BS- Body slide. Service where woman may slide her body on yours using oil.
BSD- Big Swinging Dick
BSW- Black Street Walker
BTW- By the Way
BUTTERFACE- Everything looks good, but her face

CALL GIRL- Outcall provider, usually implies agency.
CASH AND DASH ROB- who takes the money and runs
CBJ- Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)
CC- Roman Numeral for 200. Roman numerals sometimes used for fees. (Roman Numeral converter)
CC- Credit Card
CC RIDER- Full service provider costing $200 or less.
CD- Cross-dresser: transvestite, a person, and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification
CDS- Covered Doggy Style
CFS- Covered Full Service (sex with condom)
CG- Club Girls, Call Girls, Cowgirl(position)
CH- Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CHUMP- A man who gives his money and/or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!
CIM- Cum in Mouth
CIVILIAN- A woman who makes herself available for sexual encounters but not for financial gain. May be less discreet than a provider and more interested in a relationship.
CIS- Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)
CL- Craig's List, a popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CLOCKWATCHER- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.
CMD- Carpet Matches Drapes (typically a natural blonde)
CMT- Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
COF- Cum on Face
COLLAR AND CUFFS MATCH- Pubic hair matches natural hair-color (redheads, blondes)
COMMERCIAL COMPANY- Prostitution
COMPLETION- Orgasm. e.g. She gave a bareback blowjob to completion.
COVER- Condom
COVERED- Various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid diseases (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. (e.g. COVERED BLOW JOB- means a condom was used.)
COWGIRL- Girl on top facing you.
CRAIGS LIST- A popular classified ad website where escorts have been known to advertise and otherwise promote their availability.
CRIME SCENE ACTION- Sexual activity during her period.
CRUISING- Looking for prostitutes while driving.
CUPS OF COFFEE- Releases

DANCE AND DASH- A rip-off. She shows up, takes your money, doesn't provide, might offer to "dance", and leaves.
DATE- A session with a prostitute.
DATE- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
DATO- Dining at the O, Anilingus, oral stimulation of the anus
DATY- Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)
DDE- Doesn't Do Extras (PS only)
DDF- Drug and Disease Free
DDG- Drop Dead Gorgeous
DDP- Double Digit Penetration (pussy and anus)
DEEP THROAT FELLATIO- where the whole length of the penis is "swallowed".
DEFENDER- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
DEPOSIT- A provider requires an upfront payment in advance of a session.
DFE- Dead Fish Experience
DFK- Deep French Kissing
DIY- Do It Yourself (masturbation)
DOGGIE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DOGGIE STYLE- Man behind girl, girl on hands and knees.
DONATION- Payment to a provider
DOU- A threesome with two girls and you
DP- Double Penetration
DP- Digital penetration
DSL- Dick Sucking Lips
DT- Dining at the Toes
DT- Deep Throat

ECR- El Camino Real
ED ZACHARY DISEASE- A woman with an unattractive face.
ENHANCEMENTS- Breast implants.
ENVELOPE- Often cash payments for a provider are placed in an envelope. Rather than handing her cash directly, or discussing money, the envelope is left in a conspicuous location for the provider to pick up as she leaves (outcall), or after the hobbyist leaves (incall).
EOM- End Of Message
ESCORT- A woman who is paid for her companionship.
ESCORT MALL- A website that advertises many different providers. The providers may be independent or agency, and may or may not be associated with each other, or with the mall.
EXPATS- Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

FACE PAINTING- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FACIAL- Cumming on partner's face
FBSM- Full Body Sensual Massage
FELEBELE- Loud kiss on the Chest before a relation with friends
FFF- Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"
FIV- Finger In Vagina
FIVE-O- A police officer (uniformed or undercover).
FJ- Foot job. Stimulation of the penis using feet and toes.
FKK- Frei Körper Kultur (German brothel / nudist club)
FLAKE, FLAKY ERRANT BEHAVIOR- often used for providers who no-show and/or have scheduling issues.
FOB- Fresh Off the Boat (Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US)
FOBU- Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly
FOTC- Fuck of the century.
FOV- Finger Outside Vagina
FRENCH ORAL- sex on either party.
FRENCH KISSING- Kissing on mouth with tongue contact
FRENCH- Without Oral sex without condom
FS- Full Service (complete sex)
FULL MEAL DEAL- Full Service, Vaginal intercourse to completion.
FULL SERVICE- Intercourse
FUTB- Finger Up The Butt

GET COMFORTABLE- Get completely naked.
GFE- Girl Friend Experience
GLOVE- Condom
GND- Girl Next Door
GOLDEN SHOWER- Urinating on your partner, urine play.
GREEK- Anal sex
GS- Golden Shower (urination play)
GSM- G-Spot Massage

HALF AND HALF- Oral sex followed by intercourse.
HARDWOOD FLOORS- Clean shaven pussy.
HAT- Condom
HERB FRIENDLY- Is amenable to marijuana use.
HIDDEN CHARGES- A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e.g. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)
HINDU MASSAGE (Argentina)- The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.
HJ- Hand Job
HM- High Mileage
HME- Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)
HOBBY- The soliciting of prostitutes, massage parlous attendants, or strip club dancers.
HOBBYIST- A man who solicits prostitutes.
HOOKER- Prostitute.
HOSTESS CLUB- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR- Hand Release (a hand job)
HSW- Hispanic Street Walker
HWP- Height and Weight Proportionate
HWE- Hollywood Escorts

IMHO- In My Honest Opinion
INCALL- You meet the girl at their place.
INDEPENDANT INDIE- An escort who works on her own, without an agency affiliation. The escort manages her own calls, bookings, advertising and finances.
INTERPRETER- Condom (e.g. She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter = BBBJ)
IPO- Initial public offering: used to denote the public introduction of a new provider, usually via a review.
ISO- In Search Of
ITALIAN- Penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

JACK SHACK- Refers to an establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
JIMMY HAT- A condom
JOHN- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

KTV- Karaoke TV, usually referring to club that has women to sit with hobbyists for a fee, take out can sometimes be arranged.

LAPDOG- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
LANDING STRIP- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LE- Law Enforcement
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
LITTLE BLUE HELPER- Viagra
LITTLE BLUE PILL- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
LOT LIZARDS- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

MADAME- Proprietress of an agency.
MAMASAN- Female manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (female pimp).
MAN IN A BOAT, little man in a boat- Clitoris
MBR- Multiple Bell Ringing (MSOG)
MEDITERRANEAN- Anal sex e.g. "She took me on a trip to the mediterranean."
MERKIN- Pubic hair wig.
MG- Massage Girl
MILEAGE- A subjective term that describes value for money and/or how accommodating she is. Good mileage usually means she either charges less than average, provides better L/A/S than average, or both.
MILF- Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
MISH- Missionary position, Man on top during intercourse
MISSIONARY MAN ON TOP- girl on back.
MMF, MFM, MFF- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female MFF- male, female, female.
MOHAWK- A thin rectangular strip of pubic hair.
MP- Massage Parlor
MP- Masseuse
MP- Multiple Pops (multiple releases)
MPA- Massage Parlor Attendant
MSOG- Multiple Shots on Goal (multiple releases)
MULTIPLE POPS- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)

NEWBIE- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
NGO- Non-Government Organization
NOONER- A lunch-time or afternoon session, popular with married hobbyists.
NO-SHOW- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment, does not contact in advance to cancel or warn.
NO-TOUCH- No touching allowed. (e.g. No-touch Jack shack, no-touch strip club)
NQBC- Non-quitter, but covered. CBJ to completion.
NQBS- Non-quitter, but spitter. BBBJTC and spits your ejaculate.
NQNS- Non-quitter, non-spitter. BBBJTC and swallows your ejaculate.
NSA- No Strings Attached.

O, OS- Orgasm, orgasms.
OFF-THE-CLOCK/METER- Activities that occur with a provider that she chooses not to charge for. (e.g. "We had lunch off-the-clock")
OTOH- On the Other Hand
OUT, OUTED- Private, personal information on a hobbyist or provider is made public. e.g. Someone's real name and address is posted to a public forum.
OUTCALL- The girl comes to your place.
OWO- Oral Without a condom
OWOTC- Oral Without Condom To Completion

P4P- Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.
PARTY HAT- Condom
PEARL NECKLACE- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest
PAPASAN- Male manager of a massage parlor, hostess bar, strip club, brothel (pimp).
PIMP- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
PIV- Penis in Vagina
PL- Pathetic Loser
PM- Private Message sent via the Forum's Private Message service.
PO- Phone Operator
POONER- A hobbyist who is immersed in the hobby culture. e.g. He may be very involved with the review boards and/or private exchange of information on providers and the hobby.
POPS, MULTIPLE- She allows you to have more than 1 orgasm during the session (e.g. more than one or multiple pops allowed)
POS- Pussy on the Side
PRC- Women from the People's Republic of China
PROVIDER- Prostitute
PS- Private Show (Dance)
PSE- Porn Star Experience
PUNTER- British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.
PV- Private Viewing (Dance)

RA- Relaxation Assistant
RAINCOAT- Condom
REV, REVIEW- Used in the subject line of a post to indicate the body contains review of a provider.
REVERSE COWGIRL- Girl on top facing away.
REVERSE HALF AND HALF- Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.
REVERSE MASSAGE- You massage her.
REVIEW- A critical evaluation of a provider. May include information on her looks, attitude, contact info and service.
REVERSE ORAL- The client performs oral sex on the provider.
RIMMING- Analingus
RMP- Russian Massage Parlor
ROB- Rip Off B i t c h
ROFLMAO- Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!
ROMAN- An orgy situation.
ROMAN SHOWER- Vomit play.
RTFF- Read the Fucking Forum
RUSSIAN- Penis between breasts

SAFE- Sexual activity in which various measures, such as the use of condoms or dental dams, are taken to avoid disease (as AIDS) transmitted by sexual contact. e.g. All activities were safe.
SANDBAG, SANDBAGGER- A subjective term for a review (or reviewer) that misleads the reader by giving unwarranted praise to a provider.
SANS- Without. e.g. She provided french sans beret = BBBJ
SC- Strip Club
SCAT- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
SCREENING- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
SELF-POST- A provider or agency poses as a hobbyist, and posts a highly positive review of herself or agency to increase business.
SELF-SERVICE- Masturbation. e.g. "It was a self-service jack shack" = no contact with the dancer, but the man can masturbate.
SENSUAL MASSAGE- Not usually full service; expect only massage (usually nude or topless) and handjob, but more services might be available.
SESSION- Paid time spent with a provider.
SEX WORKER- Catch all phrase sometimes used to describe prostitutes. May also be used in the context of strippers, peep show workers, topless waitresses.
SFH- Sex for hire.
SG- Street Girls
SHEMALE- Transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. Penis may or may not get erect.Shill An insider posing as a satisfied customer.
SHILL- A hobbyist who writes unwarranted positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
SIXTY NINE, 69- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaeneously.
SLAM, SLAMMED- An unwarranted harsh review or abusive criticism of a provider.
SNOWBALL- Guy shot his load in the girl's mouth and then the girl just dropped his cum into his mouth slowly
SO- Significant Other
SOF- Shit on Floor
SOG- Shot On Goal (one release)
SOMF- Sat On My Face
SOUTH OF THE BORDER- Gential Region
SOUTHERN FRANCE- BBBJ
SP- Service Provider (Sex Worker)
SPANISH ATM- Ass to Mouth
SPINNER- Very petite, thin girl.
SQUIRTING, SQUIRTER- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS- Sexual reassignment surgery
ST- Short Time
STD- Sexually Transmitted Disease
STING- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
STR- Short Term Relationship
STREET ACTION- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets. Prostitutes (usually on foot) are picked up by Johns in motor vehicles. Sexual acts may occur in the vehicle, or at another agreed upon location.
STROLL- Path frequented by street walkers.
SW- Street Walker
SW- Sex Worker
SYBIAN- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS- Payment is made to provider. e.g. "She wanted to take care of business first"
TAMP- Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
TEABAG- Man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth.
TF- Tit Job (See Russian)
TG- Transgender
TGTBT- Too Good To Be True
THRONE JOB- Self-service hand job. Refers to an establishment that doesn't offer FS. The premises will only have a large chair or "throne" for you to sit on and masturbate while the woman dances for you.
Tipping required- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TJ- Tit Fuck (See Russian but with completion)
TJ- Tijuana
TLN- Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)
TOFTT- Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM- A hobbyist reviews a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the board (the team) from making the same mistake.
TOS- Take Out Service
TOSSING SALAD- Analingus
TP- Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place or Toronto Passions
TRICK- A sex act for money.
TRICK- A man who patronizes prostitutes.
TROLL- Rude and hideous PL
TROLLING- Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum.
TROLLING- The act of driving around looking for a prostitute.
TS- Transexual
TUFT- Description of pubic hair.
TUMA- Tongue Up My Ass
TURN TRICKS- Prostitution
TV- Transvestite
TVSW- Transvestite Street Walker
TWO CALL SYSTEM- For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number.

UMBRELLA- Condom.
UNCOVERED- Without a condom.

VBM - A Literotica Asshole
VFM- Value For Money.

WAH- Wild Ass Humping
WATER SPORTS- Urination play.
WEEKLIES- Alternative weekly newspapers. These often contain various adult service listings, including massage and escort advertisements. e.g. The village voice, San Francisco Bay Guardian, The Stranger.
WF- Wild Fuck
WG- Working girl. A prostitute.
WHITE KNIGHT- A poster who defends or "comes to the rescue" of a provider who has been reviewed poorly, regardless of whether the review is accurate.
WIR- Would I Repeat
WORKING GIRL- A prostitute.
WSW- White Street Walker
WTF- What the fuck?

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YMMV- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YMMV GIRL- A provider who is known for being inconsistent in her attitude and service. i.e. Gets hot and cold reviews.

1/2 AND 1/2- Half and half, oral sex + full service
411- Seeking information.
420- 4:20 AKA marijuana
69- Two people giving each other oral sex at the same time.

 

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