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[jake34]

You always make me smile. You have such a compassionate soul.

*cough

More like compassionate PUSSY.

Pretty judgemental and tempermental one too.

 

[jake34]

Hey....we're on page 59 now

Only 10 more numbers up to go.

Hey look at that, troll

Pretty soon we'll be on your FAVORITE number.

 

[jake34]

He's busy typing out responses to all his PM's.

No.

Was busy jacking off to the wonderful pictures that lovely woman posted of my pee pee.

I like to look at my own johnson.

It gets me going.

That's MR. JOHNSON to you.

Dumbass.

 

[jake34]

He's using a piece of ziti to jack off.....

No ziti needed here, Toots.

I just used all of that wonderful porn you showed earlier.

Oh.

And Rob Down South's amazing poem.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Just wait till I am done extracting my foot out of your judging and popularity searching ass.

Johhny B. Goode.

You fail at ass kicking. By virtue of this thread alone, you would not know how to extract the shit out of your ass. I still admire your consistency though.

 

[jake34]

I do have nicer tits.

*cough

Fake.

Can buy ANYTHING these days.

Even FRIENDS.

 

[jake34]

I don't think it's rude, because some of the PMs are rude...

Not talking about the really rude ones.

I am talking about the ones that just don't interest you.

 

[jake34]

Ok. Now I'm nauseated.

I watched three videos of guys with VERY tiny cocks wanking it. They all have one thing in common: they're blurry.

It takes so little time for a guys hand/fingers to move up and down the entire length of his shaft that it's all just one big nauseating blur. Damn those fuckers are fast!

Oh Toots.

That's just how you like it though.

Hard and fast.

And fuckers.

You like FUCKERS.

 

[jake34]

I don't *think* cock size would be a deal breaker for me, except in that one extreme case. 80% of the guys I've been with have all been in the "average" range, a few have been large, one....was microscopic. I don't have casual sex, so if I'm with a man, I'm into him for other reasons first.

Well maybe one day there will be an EXTREME case in which a (smart) man kicks you (bitch) to the curb because your pussy is too loose and your ass is too tight.

Just don't come back whinning when that happens.

I'm the ONLY one allowed to drink the wine 'round here.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

And Jake waited a whole 3 hours to respond to my post the moment I happened along to offer him assistance? Imagine that.

 

[jake34]

And Jake waited a whole 3 hours to respond to my post the moment I happened along to offer him assistance? Imagine that.

Sorry Charlie.

Your friend Grace just had me too horny from showing me pictures of my gigantic penis and I just had to go get my freak on.

Like I have said before.

Life's a BITCH.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Sorry Charlie.

Your friend Grace just had me too horny from showing me pictures of my gigantic penis and I just had to go get my freak on.

Like I have said before.

Life's a BITCH.

Your mistake with me is you even remotely entertaining the thought I bothered to follow to follow your posting history.

And that's "Mr. Charlie" to you, "Mr. Johnson".

 

[jake34]

Your mistake with me is you even remotely entertaining the thought I bothered to follow to follow your posting history.

And that's "Mr. Charlie" to you, "Mr. Johnson".

Oh Billy Ray.

I mean Mr. Cyrus.

Didn't you get THAT memo?

It's the only PM that I've had all week.

Well all month, really.

Anyhow.

Said that on Lit, it's PROTOCOL to do a FULL background check on ANYONE who has the NERVE to try to talk with you. That means a complete CAVITY SEARCH of all their prior threads.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Oh Billy Ray.

I mean Mr. Cyrus.

Didn't you get THAT memo?

It's the only PM that I've had all week.

Well all month, really.

Anyhow.

Said that on Lit, it's PROTOCOL to do a FULL background check on ANYONE who has the NERVE to try to talk with you. That means a complete CAVITY SEARCH of all their prior threads.

How many times must I tell you I admire your consistency? No, wait....."redundancy" is the most fitting word here. My bad.

 

[jake34]

How many times must I tell you I admire your consistency? No, wait....."redundancy" is the most fitting word here. My bad.

How many times must I tell you I don't admire that you're an asshole ? No wait ... ASSHOLE is still the most FITTING word here. My bad that I even wandered into this hell in the first place.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

How many times must I tell you I don't admire that you're an asshole ? No wait ... ASSHOLE is still the most FITTING word here. My bad that I even wandered into this hell in the first place.

Because you never responded to me until tonight?

 

[jake34]

Because you never responded to me until tonight?

Sucks just a little bit, don't it Elvis?

Know what SUCKS even MORE?

Even more than being ignored?

Even worse than elevator music?

Is GRACE.

 

[Monkey_Face]

Ok. Now I'm nauseated.

I watched three videos of guys with VERY tiny cocks wanking it. They all have one thing in common: they're blurry.

It takes so little time for a guys hand/fingers to move up and down the entire length of his shaft that it's all just one big nauseating blur. Damn those fuckers are fast!

Holy shit, I had never even considered what a time saving device a small cock would be. I would have added months to my life in high school alone!


...and for the second time in my life, I'm wishing for a tiny penis.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Sucks just a little bit, don't it Elvis?

Know what SUCKS even MORE?

Even more than being ignored?

Even worse than elevator music?

Is GRACE.

This thread is about Grace?

 

[jake34]

This thread is about Grace?

No.

It's about your mother.

Jackass.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

No.

It's about your mother.

Jackass.

Surely you can do better than that Rory.

 

[jake34]

Surely you can do better than that Rory.

If you seriously have NO clue what this thread is about, then you must be one of the stupidest fucking Americans alive.

Go back through the posts and LOOK for the CAPITAL letters.

This is a public service announcement.

Figure it out for yourself for once.

You are on Lit. You CAN read right?

Instead of coming in and trying to be a fly by your pants asswipe.

Put a little effort into it.

Oh.

And I am serious.

Very serious.

And stop calling me Shirley.

 

[jake34]

Holy shit, I had never even considered what a time saving device a small cock would be. I would have added months to my life in high school alone!


...and for the second time in my life, I'm wishing for a tiny penis.

Is that a nipple coming out of your head?

Can I touch your monkey?

 

[CHNOPS]

NO LOOK CAPITAL CAN.

Hmmm. I'm not sure that works.

 

[jake34]

Hmmm. I'm not sure that works.

Lookin' a little pale and fragile tonight.

You alright there?