Responding

[Saint Peter]

It is not just a van.

It is the Love Wagon and drives like a dream.

 

[Morcheeba]

It is not just a van.

It is the Love Wagon and drives like a dream.

My bad, his name was Dean. He was fucking my friend Tiffany at the time.

Carry on, Jake.

 

[Morcheeba]

Really, o' wet one.

Tantalizing first line, I want more...

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hold the phone. What, exactly, is an "ONLINE ORGY out in the open"?

^^^ very sheltered existence.

 

[Peregrinator]

Jake, do you have any cats?

 

[Lorilei]

^^^ very sheltered existence.

Why you wanna mock me?

Jake, do you have any cats?

Duh. Doesn't that go without saying?

Unless you meant LIVE cats.

 

[Peregrinator]

Why you wanna mock me?



Duh. Doesn't that go without saying?

Unless you meant LIVE cats.

Hah!

I love your wit. I did, in fact, mean live pet cats.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Why you wanna mock me?



Duh. Doesn't that go without saying?

Unless you meant LIVE cats.

What does one do with dead ones? Not that I am that interested in it....lol

 

[Lorilei]

Hah!

I love your wit. I did, in fact, mean live pet cats.

Eh. I have my moments.

 

[Peregrinator]

What does one do with dead ones? Not that I am that interested in it....lol

http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160


http://www.lunkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cartoon_catbig.gif

 

[sweepthefloor]

got any grapes?

 

[Morcheeba]

Preg? How's Lady P's cat doing?

 

[Peregrinator]

Preg? How's Lady P's cat doing?

Clovis has been wonderful lately. Very peppy and friendly. Great energy and apparently not uncomfortable at all. I appreciate you asking. How are you? Still grieving?

 

[neci]

hey jake, you really need to post your cock.

 

[Quoll]

Hold the phone. What, exactly, is an "ONLINE ORGY out in the open"?

Laptop Lesbians {™©} Fapping in the Park?

 

[jake34]

Dont be jealous
Im sure if you ask nice Jax will let you admire his huge cock too

No thanks.

First of all, I don't swing that way.

Second, I don't judge people based on looks.

I don't judge people right away.

He has a big pee-pee.

So what?

 

[jake34]

Hold the phone. What, exactly, is an "ONLINE ORGY out in the open"?

Oh, I may just have to go back and find the whole thread if O' So Wet keeps running her big mouth and loose lips and being O' So Friendly.

 

[jake34]

I hope this isn't the same Jake who tried getting me to try shrooms one night, drove us in the back of his father's uncle's van with the headlights off along the lake and then passed out at the gas station before I took over at the helm of that piece of shit van.

I really don't.

Those Magic 'shrooms really mess with your mind, miss.

Sounds like you had a horrible trip.

Wasn't me.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160


http://www.lunkos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cartoon_catbig.gif

I think that is better than the necrophilia I was worried what was meant.....lol

 

[Morcheeba]

Clovis has been wonderful lately. Very peppy and friendly. Great energy and apparently not uncomfortable at all. I appreciate you asking. How are you? Still grieving?

I'm sure you do appreciate my asking.

But I'm glad for Clovis and Mrs. P..

 

[boredVAwife]

Sooo Jake, anything interesting going on with ya the last few days?

 

[jake34]

You cannot get any action on the Playground?


Time to put a gun in your mouth.

Ain't listening to you Mr. Saint.

I'm a Joo.

 

[Morcheeba]

Those Magic 'shrooms really mess with your mind, miss.

Sounds like you had a horrible trip.

Wasn't me.

I always took the "observe, watch and relent or refuse" route when it came to drugs.

Never did shrooms but got some of my friends home safely that night.

 

[jake34]

He failed on the Playground.
He failed in the Personals (I mean, really, how in the hell do you fail in the PERSONALS?)
Now he thinks he's gonna score some hot cybernookie on the General Board.

Gotta admire that determination.

I'll just have to talk about it with my therapist I suppose, cowboy.

You really are an assuming bastard.

 

[Morcheeba]

Hehe, he first called me Son and then changed it to Miss.

Miss Son responding. Over and out and then some.