Anti-Valentine poetry

[Balladeer08]

For those of us who are not having good relationships currently. Who knows, Hallmark may read these and next year they'll be on cards...



I love your eyes, I love your breasts, you know I love your butt.
The thing about you I can't stand is that you're such a slut.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Roses are red, violets are blue--
Your cock tastes alright,
But I'll never fuck you.

 

[Morcheeba]

What's the big deal, you say?
Dunno, guess it's just another day
But you put up with my crazyass shit
And I wouldn't have it any other way

Whoa, that's pro-VDay... a must save

 

[Morcheeba]

Roses are red, violets are blue--
Your cock tastes alright,
But I'll never fuck you.

Roses are roses, violets are what?
You know deep down inside you love my twat
Gonna choke you hard, make your dick smile
Nah, that's not worth my while.

 

[neci]

fuck you, asshole.

 

[phrodeau]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'll get you
And your little dog, too.

 

[Lorilei]

fuck you, asshole.

*winner*

 

[Balladeer08]

*winner*

While it DOES get to the point, I don't know that I'd call that poetry.

 

[Morcheeba]

Is it okay if we go nuts and invite Ashton Kutcher
To come party and knife my vagina with his Penis Butcher?

 

[KRCummings]

Single people sure do get bitter this time of year.

 

[Lorilei]

Single people sure do get bitter this time of year.

Yeah.


Sorry about that.

 

[neci]

While it DOES get to the point, I don't know that I'd call that poetry.

bend over my dear, and shove it up your rear.

 

[Balladeer08]

bend over my dear, and shove it up your rear.

At least that one rhymes. 8)

 

[neci]

At least that one rhymes. 8)

*curtsey*

 

[sweepthefloor]

Roses are roses, violets are what?
You know deep down inside you love my twat
Gonna choke you hard, make your dick smile
Nah, that's not worth my while.

Roses are roses, violets are what? That's my favorite part.
Roses are roses, and violets are: what the fuck is going on?

fuck you, asshole.

I always wanted to just say that, one time and mean it.

 

[MonaLittle]

Single people sure do get bitter this time of year.

Not *all* single ppl.
I happen to love Valentines day.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high and opened his fly,
and Jill said, "I don't wanna."

 

[sweepthefloor]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high and opened his fly,
and Jill said, "I don't wanna."

What happens next?

 

[Morcheeba]

Violets are....

Violets are shrinkers
Violets are thinkers

Violets make you wanna gag
Violets make you wanna gag

Violets look like this so get me some roses, biatch!

[/QUOTE] I hate you Grace. I really do. P.S. Gonna edit this DISGUSTING image soon, but for now, Violets it stay.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

What happens next?

Jack gave up and tried his luck with a common whore,
but cash was tight and it was night,
so he just smoked some more.

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Violets are shrinkers
Violets are thinkers

Violets make you wanna gag
Violets make you wanna gag

Violets look like this so get me some roses, biatch!



I hate you Grace. I really do.

P.S. Gonna edit this DISGUSTING image soon, but for now, Violets it stay.

Somewhere there's a VERY tight pussy that likes that penis.

 

[neci]

I always wanted to just say that, one time and mean it.

i know.

 

[Morcheeba]

Somewhere there's a VERY tight pussy that likes that penis.

Oooh, this is the perfect time for me to replace that awful Gracefully Yours pictures with a Reggie Wayne one.

Hi, you. I loved your wire dance during the halftime show this past weekend. Did Madonna suck you off after all that?

 

[Bohemian_Blue]

Oooh, this is the perfect time for me to replace that awful Gracefully Yours pictures with a Reggie Wayne one.

Hi, you. I loved your wire dance during the halftime show this past weekend. Did Madonna suck you off after all that?

Hi yourself.

I actually missed most of the Super Bowl. Only saw the last quarter ...sorta.
Was busy having sex and as much as the Super Bowl is cool and all...I kinda lose focus when my nuts are being sucked. Who's the wire guy?

 

[Morcheeba]

Hi yourself.

I actually missed most of the Super Bowl. Only saw the last quarter ...sorta.
Was busy having sex and as much as the Super Bowl is cool and all...I kinda lose focus when my nuts are being sucked. Who's the wire guy?

Aha! I didn't name the wire guy but you knew about him looking like you and Will Farrell (well, not you, you're much hotter).