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[RobDownSouth]

Reading that makes my eyelid twitch

We all learned so very much from ScottyX. Sadly his unrequited love for KRCummings was his undoing.

"Tell her, won't you tell her, that she's still the only one....but a woman's love is wasted when she loves a running gun!"

Very sad.

 

[Peregrinator]

Neither of us has bad grammar, but Islandman made an error insulting...whoever he was insulting. Thus the *facepalm*

I tried so hard last night to find my post from last week where I said "I rarely *facepalm*" so I could link it as proof that you're my alt, but for some reason it was occult. I was terribly disappointed.

 

[jake34]

Probably your birth father.

Those blue words with lines underneath them? They're called links.

It's time you learned some of your family history.

All right ol' timer. Gather your posse 'round the fire and grab them there marshmallows. It's story time.

I was born on a mountain top in Tenessee. Greenest state in the land of the free. Raised in the woods so that I knew every tree. Killed me a bear when I was only three. In 1813, the creeks uprose. Adding redskin arrows to the damn country's woes. Now, Injun fightin' is somethin' I know. So I shouldered my rifle and off I go.

 

[Peregrinator]

We all learned so very much from ScottyX. Sadly his unrequited love for KRCummings was his undoing.

"Tell her, won't you tell her, that she's still the only one....but a woman's love is wasted when she loves a running gun!"

Very sad.

Have I ever posted that I spoke to Scotty on the phone once? It was when I was living in OR but had come back east early for the holidays and atmas and I were hanging out. I was trying to crank up a Litogether, and Scot was not too very far away, so he wanted to talk about it. He sounded like a nice guy on the phone. I was hoping we'd get a chance to meet up so I could get a better read on him. His posts here are sheer lunacy for the most part.

 

[jake34]

You're a bitch and a cunt. The man part is debatable.

If you say so.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I tried so hard last night to find my post from last week where I said "I rarely *facepalm*" so I could link it as proof that you're my alt, but for some reason it was occult. I was terribly disappointed.

Why the hell would you EVER want people to think that I'm your alt???

 

[jake34]

Quit stalking me you asshole! Leave me alone! Quit writing on me! Your posts are not welcome!

I don't want to talk to you anymore! Have the common courtesy to fuck off!

I'm ... cumming.

There.

I fucked off.

 

[Peregrinator]

Why the hell would you EVER want people to think that I'm your alt???

I was just giving Iman shit last night is all.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I'm ... cumming.

There.

I fucked off.

Best thing you've said in 45 pages....

 

[Wings27]

Since Scotty has been explained, could someone fill me in on this Jen person?

 

[jake34]

I tried so hard last night to find my post from last week where I said "I rarely *facepalm*" so I could link it as proof that you're my alt, but for some reason it was occult. I was terribly disappointed.

Why are you all so obsessed with alt's?

Please consider to explain the fascination.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I see this thread got a second wind.

In a manner of speaking.

I tried so hard last night to find my post from last week where I said "I rarely *facepalm*" so I could link it as proof that you're my alt, but for some reason it was occult. I was terribly disappointed.

It was in response to me, in a thread where some random guy got all *doh youre sexy*. which was equal parts sweet and annoying. Not helpful for finding your post but I remember the comment.

 

[jake34]

Best thing you've said in 45 pages....

Did you just actually say something halfway decent to me?

 

[thør]

I was just giving Iman shit last night is all.

And he can take it......

 

[cookiejar]

I'm late to this thread but I seem to get PMs from only 5 people so I usually answer.

 

[Peregrinator]

Since Scotty has been explained, could someone fill me in on this Jen person?

Jeninflorida. She still posts once in a while. Political righwing, kinda dopey arguments. I like Jen as a person. She disappeared for a while and neverendingme showed up, who posts as an emptyheaded taling point bot with little or no ability to stay on topic or even make much sense most of the time, a sort of female busybody but nowhere near as smart. Most people think Jen is NEM. I happen to think they are not the same person. Jen has a personality and posts about stuff other than the creeping Obama pink menace. NEM apparently has no other thought in its low-vacuum chamber of a head.

Why are you all so obsessed with alt's?

Please consider to explain the fascination.

Yeah, that's me. I'm all about the alts.

In a manner of speaking.




It was in response to me, in a thread where some random guy got all *doh youre sexy*. which was equal parts sweet and annoying. Not helpful for finding your post but I remember the comment.

That's right, it was you. It was one of those threads that becomes the late night table in the pub where everyone hangs out.

 

[Wings27]

Jeninflorida. She still posts once in a while. Political righwing, kinda dopey arguments. I like Jen as a person. She disappeared for a while and neverendingme showed up, who posts as an emptyheaded taling point bot with little or no ability to stay on topic or even make much sense most of the time, a sort of female busybody but nowhere near as smart. Most people think Jen is NEM. I happen to think they are not the same person. Jen has a personality and posts about stuff other than the creeping Obama pink menace. NEM apparently has no other thought in its low-vacuum chamber of a head.

Yeah, that's me. I'm all about the alts.


That's right, it was you. It was one of those threads that becomes the late night table in the pub where everyone hangs out.

Got it! Thank you.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Did you just actually say something halfway decent to me?

"Something halfway decent to me."

(yes)

 

[RobDownSouth]

I....I feel a song comin' on!

You want to have a parody battle?
Bring the pain!

(To the tune of "The Brady Bunch Them")

♫♫♫ Here's the story, of a 4 named Jake3
Who was munching Cheetos up in his bedroom
All his lusts, were mostly homo
He wore his mom's perfume

Here's the story, of a chick named VaGirl
who was posting here on GB, just to play
She had four men...filling up her inbox
With dicktures every day...

Till the one day when this bastard stalked the poor girl
...and a single PM turned into a bunch.
Over time , it quickly was apparent...
that this loser was called Jake the Lame Butt Munch.

The Lame Butt Munch,
The Lame Butt Munch,
That what folks consider Jake....
...A Lame Butt Munch! ♫♫


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[Farrah]

You want to have a parody battle?
Bring the pain!

(To the tune of "The Brady Bunch Them")

♫♫♫ Here's the story, of a 4 named Jake3
Who was munching Cheetos up in his bedroom
All his lusts, were mostly homo
He wore his mom's perfume

Here's the story, of a chick named VaGirl
who was posting here on GB, just to play
She had four men...filling up her inbox
With dicktures every day...

Till the one day when this bastard stalked the poor girl
...and a single PM turned into a bunch.
Over time , it quickly was apparent...
that this loser was called Jake the Lame Butt Munch.

The Lame Butt Munch,
The Lame Butt Munch,
That what folks consider Jake....
...A Lame Butt Munch! ♫♫


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Rob...no words. I just am at a loss.

Good Lord.

 

[Peregrinator]

And he can take it......

He is, somewhat quietly and under the radar, one of the truly nicest and generally all around great guys who post here.

I'm late to this thread but I seem to get PMs from only 5 people so I usually answer.

This is absurd. Your box should be stuffed all day with drooling idiots. They must not be looking.

 

[Wife of Bath]

That's right, it was you. It was one of those threads that becomes the late night table in the pub where everyone hangs out.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39867470&postcount=454

 

[cookiejar]

This is absurd. Your box should be stuffed all day with drooling idiots. They must not be looking.

Or I'm so boring they move on.

 

[Farrah]

Since you guys are all hanging out over here and not in the IB thread, and since no one has yet offered to buy me a beer after work, I'm reposting my latest blurt below...

I just finished processing the largest corporate order our company has ever received. I celebrated by finally taking a pee break. And I grabbed a slice of cheese. Woot woot!

 

[Peregrinator]

You want to have a parody battle?
Bring the pain!

(To the tune of "The Brady Bunch Them")

♫♫♫ Here's the story, of a 4 named Jake3
Who was munching Cheetos up in his bedroom
All his lusts, were mostly homo
He wore his mom's perfume

Here's the story, of a chick named VaGirl
who was posting here on GB, just to play
She had four men...filling up her inbox
With dicktures every day...

Till the one day when this bastard stalked the poor girl
...and a single PM turned into a bunch.
Over time , it quickly was apparent...
that this loser was called Jake the Lame Butt Munch.

The Lame Butt Munch,
The Lame Butt Munch,
That what folks consider Jake....
...A Lame Butt Munch! ♫♫


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