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I took care of it. It's just really, really hard. My bed is huge and the mattress is really deep, so it takes all my limbs, me crawling on top of it, and a lot of grunting, pushing, pulling, and sweating to finally get it on.

I offered! I didn't you were going to grunt! *swoon*
 
Since I started this stupid thread, I assume it's within my rights to post one general reply.

I was hoping that if I went away for awhile, that all the attacks would finally stop. Obviously, I was wrong. It's bad enough that the thread has been hijacked with continual comments that have nothing to do with the original thread. But no, still you all feel it cool to be popular and well liked to continue to have fun at someone else's expense. Even after I have tried to form a truce on my end. Even after I stopped the attacks hours and hours ago.

I cannot stop you all from replying on here. I cannot stop you all from having your opinions. I cannot stop you all from taking cheap shots at me. I could not stop you from hijacking this. I cannot stop the fact that some of you hold eternal grudges. I cannot stop the fact that most of you care more about being popular and well liked than anything else. Even including basic respect and human decency.

I cannot stop the fact that I was stupid enough to even start the thread in the first place. I guess this dump is so unforgiving that you cannot even make a mistake or two without people feeling that is within their right to jump all over you. You cannot post something without it being scrutinized and judged. I don't have the best social skills nor much direct experience with people. Maybe I don't know the expected ways to treat a woman. Maybe I have offended some without meaning to. Sorry for not being fucking perfect. Got news for you. None of you are perfect either. Yes, I made mistakes on here. Like deciding to reply back to people on this thread who really don't even deserve one single second of my time.

People who think that I am the craziest, worst, rudest motherfucker in the world for all the mistakes I have made on here. People who think they really know me based on forms on a sex site. People who don't take the time to get to know someone before feeling they have a right to be both the judge and the jury. What is amazing is that some of you on here have actually had others attack and judge you on some other threads. I'm not blind even as badly as I spell and even as bad as my grammar may be. I have seen these threads. How does that make all of you feel? You may all come up with comments to just make fun of that. More comments to fit in with the crowd and get a few laughs. Some people even care more about fitting in then keeping friendships that may have developed. But being attacked and judged by people who don't know shit about you really, really sucks. Both on here and in the real world. Maybe you should act the same way you want to get back.

I cannot believe that I spent all this time within here trying to justify and defend myself to all of you. Talk about the biggest waste of fucking time ever. All I was wanting to do was ask a damn question about something I was curious about. Not to attack any of you specifically. Not to be rude. Not to be an ass. Not to be a troll. Not to do anything other than ask a fucking question that I was hoping that could be discussed in a productive and positive manner.

Let me all leave you with something. Since so many of you seem to love to judge. All of you, every single one of you, is going to be judged. None of you will be excluded from that. No matter how cool or popular you think you are. Just remember that as you attack the next person who does not fit in with the expected protocol or does not agree with your opinions.

I leave you all back now to your thread now.
 
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Since I started this stupid thread, I assume it's within my rights to post one last general reply.

I was hoping that if I went away for awhile, that all the attacks would finally stop. Obviously, I was wrong. It's bad enough that the thread has been hijacked with continual comments that have nothing to do with the original thread. But no, still you all feel it cool to be popular and well liked to continue to have fun at someone else's expense. Even after I have tried to form a truce on my end. Even after I stopped the attacks hours and hours ago.

I cannot stop you all from replying on here. I cannot stop you all from having your opinions. I cannot stop you all from taking cheap shots at me. I could not stop you from hijacking this. I cannot stop the fact that some of you hold eternal grudges. I cannot stop the fact that most of you care more about being popular and well liked than anything else. Even including basic respect and human decency.

I cannot stop the fact that I was stupid enough to even start the thread in the first place. I guess this dump is so unforgiving that you cannot even make a mistake or two without people feeling that is within their right to jump all over you. You cannot post something without it being scrutinized and judged. I don't have the best social skills nor much direct experience with people. Maybe I don't know the expected ways to treat a woman. Maybe I have offended some without meaning to. Sorry for not being fucking perfect. Got news for you. None of you are perfect either. Yes, I made mistakes on here. Like deciding to reply back to people on this thread who really don't even deserve one single second of my time.

People who think that I am the craziest, worst, rudest motherfucker in the world for all the mistakes I have made on here. People who think they really know me based on forms on a sex site. People who don't take the time to get to know someone before feeling they have a right to be both the judge and the jury. What is amazing is that some of you on here have actually had others attack and judge you on some other threads. I'm not blind even as badly as I spell and even as bad as my grammar may be. I have seen these threads. How does that make all of you feel? You may all come up with comments to just make fun of that. More comments to fit in with the crowd and get a few laughs. Some people even care more about fitting in then keeping friendships that may have developed. But being attacked and judged by people who don't know shit about you really, really sucks. Both on here and in the real world. Maybe you should act the same way you want to get back.

I cannot believe that I spent all this time within here trying to justify and defend myself to all of you. Talk about the biggest waste of fucking time ever. All I was wanting to do was ask a damn question about something I was curious about. Not to attack any of you specifically. Not to be rude. Not to be an ass. Not to be a troll. Not to do anything other than ask a fucking question that I was hoping that could be discussed in a productive and positive manner.

Let me all leave you with something. Since so many of you seem to love to judge. All of you, every single one of you, is going to be judged. None of you will be excluded from that. No matter how cool or popular you think you are. Just remember that as you attack the next person who does not fit in with the expected protocol or does not agree with your opinions.

I leave you all back now to your thread now.

I admire your consistency.
 
The thread has been hijacked with continual comments that have nothing to do with the original thread.

Your thread is pro-life and believes that life begins at initial posting....so it exercised its own free will as a thread....and it preferred us and our conversation over you.

Your thread couldn't bring itself to send you one definite "We're really done now, and I'm not talking to you anymore" PM....but it hopes you'll accept this post as "we're through" and not post here anymore.
 
Holy shit!
All those lines to say 'I screwed myself royally!'

Is it acceptable to say lol now Perg?
:D
 
Jake - I'm going to point something out to you, and you can take it for what it's worth...

It seems to me that each time you start a thread, or for that matter post to a thread shit gets started.

You say you started this thread to ask a question that you hoped could be discussed in a productive and positive manner. If that's your intent then wonderful, but you also need to get a clue that when you have varying people of varying backgrounds we are NOT all going to espouse the same opinion that you have!!!!!!!

You seem to take issue w/ people who have differing opinions - in large ways suggesting that your viewpoint is the only correct one (see post 10, 12, 13, and 15 which you made) and when you found someone who happened to have a similar opinion you were sure to let them know that you appreciated it (see post 11 that you made).

One of the women that you targeted and spewed forth your diatribe on was actually very tactful in her initial reply (post 7) to you. YOU were the one who insulted her first (see post 24), and every subsequent post you made to her was very patronising and condescending in tone. Oh yes, yes, I know you're going to bring up the fact that you see the need to defend yourself...newflash EARTH to JAKE -you wouldn't have the need to defend yourself, if you wouldn't make rude, and unnecessary comments FIRST!

Obviously you haven't had the best of luck connecting w/ many women on here. I tried giving you some pointers in your other thread (admittedly my first reply was a bit snarky, but the latter wasn't) and you wanted to ridicule me when I was actually trying to be helpful to you.

Further it's been my observation that w/ little exception YOU are the one who keeps bringing up the past! You're the one who recently resurrected a 5+ year old dead thread (how the hell you found it and how long it took you before latching onto the post you quoted I don't know).

Yes you want to act all persecuted by the people who've replied - but why are you incapable of seeing what's so glaringly obvious to others? You were the one that started this shit (literally!) You posted the thread, You started insulting the others - it wasn't the other way around!
You want to play the victim here and it's pathetic! Could I see VBMs reply (post 8) as an instigation...possibly, but in this case it's more like the damn truth!


BTW the next time you go away for a while...it may help if the time span is more than a 24 hour day. :rolleyes:
 
I hope not.




Yeah?

No, it just gets all pitter-pattery from time to time.

Yeah. ;)

Note to Jake...IMO, the thread took a really light-hearted, silly and fun turn. Folks were actually genuinely enjoying themselves, and not at your expense. Just...hanging out. Sorry to have hijacked your thread, but it was not done with malice. Honest.
 
Note to Jake...IMO, the thread took a really light-hearted, silly and fun turn. Folks were actually genuinely enjoying themselves, and not at your expense. Just...hanging out. Sorry to have hijacked your thread, but it was not done with malice. Honest.

Shhh! Noooo!

The thread has decided not to post with Jake anymore....it's no longer interested. The thread has elected to give Jake the silent treatment instead of PM'ing him directly to say "it's over."

Please respect the thread's decision...we don't want to encourage Jake to keep sending it messages.
 
Now SensualDreamer, I will point something out to YOU since you couldn't take a HINT before this. And now YOU can take IT for what IT'S worth.

It seems to me that each time YOU post to a thread, shit gets started TOO.

I may be a bad speller and a very bad grammar student. But I'm also not blind. And I have seen many, many threads on here in which YOU have been attacked. A certain thread comes to mind as an older one I perused recently. Allow me the liberty to find it for you.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=776080

Seems like a Mr. Cowslinger seemed to think that you're part of the "BOARD POLICE" around here. Seems like a Ms. Texas suggested to think that you are a "LITTLE MISS I HAVE TO STICK MY NOSE INTO EVERYONE'S BUSINESS ALL THE TIME".

This is just ONE example.

Seems like I'm not the only one on to you after all, huh?

How did it feel to see shit like THAT said about YOU Mrs. Perfect? How does it feel to see it come back up now? You sure know how to DISH it. Let's see how you can TAKE it. My guess is you will come up with some way to twist my words around. Or some way to state that you are just so popular on here and have SO many friends. Or how you didn't make three well liked listers almost leave. Newsflash for you sis. YOU have made MANY well liked listers leave. They have just not been as open about it. They also don't choose to kiss YOUR ass and are not your friends on the site. But there are MORE than three. Trust me.

You have no FUCKING clue why I posted this thread. You just continue to assume again and again that you know it all. You happen to know shit. I started the thread to ask the original question. Nothing more. Nothing less. I never said that all people need to agree with me. I also should NOT have to state within EVERY single post of mine that what I am saying is just an OPINION. In fact, if you READ and not just SKIMMED, you'd see that many times I ENCOURAGE others opinions. That is why I ASKED the QUESTION in the first place. However, when some feel it is okay to talk about having sex with DEAD RELATIVES, then that really CROSSES THE LINE of what an opinion is. Why is it wrong to say that I appreciate and thank someone's opinion who is like mine who took the time to post? Is that so criminal to you and your world?

The woman you mention also thought that post # 8 was really funny. Posts # 8 and # 9 are what actually started the whole thing. So don't tell me what started it all because I was the ONE who was insulted first by Very Bad Man. He caused shit last night in fact in another post! But no need to get into that here. That amazing and kind woman (or perhaps friend of yours) also thinks that it's more than okay to make fun of my dead relatives. I suppose that is okay too since she is NOT me, right? I have a hunch that if I made fun of HER dead relatives, that you would be ALL OVER me. So if my comments were patronising and condescending, what does that make THEIRS? All ACCEPTABLE, right?

The connections I have made on here are none of your business at all. Even though you continue to insist that they are. I was just making an honest comment. I also take responsibility that some of the comments I made on this thread were a little harsh. I am able to actually look at my shortcomings and problems and mistakes and accept them. UNLIKE some dreamer that I happen to know of who thinks that she has to give the LAST word on everything. Not limited to stuff that has to do with me.

You can stick your pointers where the sun don't shine to be honest. I would not listen to your sorry ass if you were the last person left on this earth. You have had it out against me since that MISUNDERSTANDING (which you also felt the right to automatically stick your nose in and judge by the way) that left three of your five thousand kiss ass friends on here almost have to leave. Which I have tried to apologize for about five thousand times by the way. God forbid you are only left with all the rest of your kiss ass friends. You should be lucky that you have ANY friends on here at all the way that YOU act. Trying to be HELPFUL to me my ass!

Some of the past threads are interesting. You have no right to judge me based on if I like to look at new posts or old posts. Some old posts happen to be a little interesting. Just like the one I linked above for example.

So once again. I didn't START this shit. I was PART of it and have accepted my own responsibilty toward it. I started the thread, I was insulted by a couple of rude people and defended myself, that's the facts Jack. It is and was the other way around.

I don't want to play ANYTHING and I DEFINITELY don't want to PLAY with YOU. The only actual PATHETIC thing around here is YOU and these OTHER idiots who started to take a difference of opinions and some heated words and a misunderstanding WAY TOO FAR by making fun of my dead parents. And talking about having sex with them. And talking about how I have OCD and carpal tunnel. That is all going way too far. Well, just so as to not piss YOU off, that is just simply MY OPINION. Since according to SOME people's backgrounds, all of that is obviously acceptable.

By the way, the next time you tell someone to go away for AWHILE, it may help if YOU go away too for an INFINITE amount of hours.

And guess what princess?

I'm NOT even the ONLY one who thinks so!
 
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Who ya callin Princess, Frances?

he's talking to sensualdreamer.

jake, have you considered downers? muscle relaxers? oxy's? heroin? just reading your posts makes me feel like i just gulped down 14 pots of coffee at once. chill out.
 
I've told you Jake - I don't want to talk to you any more.

This is it. This is me having the common courtesy and decency to tell you, to your face, to fuck off.

Please don't send me anymore messages. I want to be left alone.

Based on the pictures you sent me, your cock is unacceptably small. You should also look into having that growth removed from your neck. And I hate to tell you this, but normal men don't howl like Chewbacca when they have phone sex.

I've moved on, Jake. This is goodbye. Please go. Now.
 
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Shhh! Noooo!

The thread has decided not to post with Jake anymore....it's no longer interested. The thread has elected to give Jake the silent treatment instead of PM'ing him directly to say "it's over."

Please respect the thread's decision...we don't want to encourage Jake to keep sending it messages.

oops, i didn't see this post. i spoke to jake, my bad. tell the thread i'm sorry.
 
I've told you Jake - I don't want to talk to you any more.

This is it. This is me having the common courtesy and decency to tell you, to your face, to fuck off.

Please don't send me anymore messages. I want to be left alone.

Based on the pictures you sent me, your cock is unacceptably small. You should also look into having that growth removed from your neck. And I hate to tell you this, but normal men don't howl like Chewbacca when the have phone sex.

I've moved on, Jake. This is goodbye. Please go. Now.

annnd this is just fucking hilarious. :D
 
I've told you Jake - I don't want to talk to you any more.

This is it. This is me having the common courtesy and decency to tell you, to your face, to fuck off.

Please don't send me anymore messages. I want to be left alone.

Based on the pictures you sent me, your cock is unacceptably small. You should also look into having that growth removed from your neck. And I hate to tell you this, but normal men don't howl like Chewbacca when they have phone sex.

I've moved on, Jake. This is goodbye. Please go. Now.

ROFL! Ha ha ha!
 
he's talking to sensualdreamer.

jake, have you considered downers? muscle relaxers? oxy's? heroin? just reading your posts makes me feel like i just gulped down 14 pots of coffee at once. chill out.


I was hoping you would say at least 15 pots.

That's what I was going for.

Now I'm pretty fucking offended.
 
I've told you Jake - I don't want to talk to you any more.

This is it. This is me having the common courtesy and decency to tell you, to your face, to fuck off.

Please don't send me anymore messages. I want to be left alone.

Based on the pictures you sent me, your cock is unacceptably small. You should also look into having that growth removed from your neck. And I hate to tell you this, but normal men don't howl like Chewbacca when they have phone sex.

I've moved on, Jake. This is goodbye. Please go. Now.


This is almost funny.

In a sick and twisted way.

Look at that.

Here come all of Sensual's friends.

Let the games begin!
 
annnd this is just fucking hilarious. :D


This is actually pretty funny.

The original poster just can't spell though.

I think he should be just shunned and excommunicated from Lit now.

In my opinion of course.
 
This is almost funny.

In a sick and twisted way.

Look at that.

Here come all of Sensual's friends.

Let the games begin!

STALKER! Go away! You promised that all you wanted was for someone to tell you to go! You lied! You are a lie! I don't want to post with you anymore.

Leave me alone or I'll tell everyone what you call your penis. I'll also get my friends to report you to the proper authorities.

You can't cyber for shit. And based on what you've said, I don't think you've ever actually seen or touched a real cunt. You don't even know where a clit is.

No means no.
 
STALKER! Go away! You promised that all you wanted was for someone to tell you to go! You lied! You are a lie! I don't want to post with you anymore.

Leave me alone or I'll tell everyone what you call your penis. I'll also get my friends to report you to the proper authorities.

You can't cyber for shit. And based on what you've said, I don't think you've ever actually seen or touched a real cunt. You don't even know where a clit is.

No means no.


You need serious help.

Proper authorities.

Oh no.

Not the Lit Police!

Not Sensual Dreamer!
 
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