JSensei
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(spank spank)
Mmmm.... I DID need that.
Come on sensei. You know your arm shot up the minute she yelled next.
Yes. My arm.
Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Mmmm.... I DID need that.
Yes. My arm.
Chaingun
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That's why you wimmens will rule the new world.
LOL He's not interested.
(yells NEXT)
LOL.
*Looks around and realizes everyone left with the newcomer and that he is alone with Laydee Luck. Blushes. *
"Got any zombie bites on ya?
No?...how would you like to be vaccinated...you know, just in case?"
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Hi there Laydee, welcome. I like you're style.LMAO
Hi Angel, I'm Laydee
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CAN I shoot things today??
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A bunker full of books, water, and single malt peat aged scotch= heaven.
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*Hands you an AR-10 in 308.*
Anything outside the bunker is fair game. Have fun.
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Damn, you've been here two minutes and you found my massive collection of Scotch?
Shit.
Meh, I don't drink it. Take what you want. But if you get really drunk, please be careful not to hurt anyone or wander outside.
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What do you mean? I built a distillery down here.
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Watch out for his "cure" it hasnt been throughly tested yet and it keeps ending up on the floor for people to step in. Eeewwww
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Scotch?
I would like some, please.
I would like some, please.
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Scotch?
I would like some, please.
/pours you some 30 year scotch
This my friend is the good life.
/opens a copy of Don Quixote in the original spanish and drinks.
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Toss it on the parts pile and hook him up with a Hello Kitty M4-gery.
(follows)
Oh...um....I forgot....there's a zombie chained up in my room....I mean, "my lab". Perhaps we'd better find another place.
*looks around at couches in the common area...*
Awesome. We should start growing our own grain in the fields that Whip prepared for our food protection.
*fondles Sunshine's bootay on the way by....*
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Potatoes, they grow underground.... plus I can't have wheat...
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Scotch?
I would like some, please.
Well hell...
Come check out the private stash Sunshine...
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I keep trying to tell them; that ain't me. There's a phantom spooger afoot. I don't waste mine.
You're making Scotch from potatoes? Why not potato vodka? Cause I would totally be down for that.
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Walks in still damp from the shower.
Damn, after a long day foraging and fighting zombies, I am tired.
Grabs some food and a drink.
How is everyone tonight?
Oh, never mind that scratch on my thigh, I scratched it getting supplies, definitely not a zombie scratch.
Damn, after a long day foraging and fighting zombies, I am tired.
Grabs some food and a drink.
How is everyone tonight?
Oh, never mind that scratch on my thigh, I scratched it getting supplies, definitely not a zombie scratch.
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Actually, I'm making it from scottish people. And I'm not a fan of vodka, tastes like bleach.
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WAHOO!! Funtimes
Hell yeah. Anything moaning, rotting, or shambling is a good target. If you get tired of shooting them, just let them wander into the moat. They die on contact with the Rumple Minz peppermint schnapps when they fall in.
But I think they're fun to shoot. There's no guilt. Damn trolls.
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