Responding

[GracefullyYours]

I just don't get that I do care. Sometimes I notice when a car goes by, too. Or when a dog barks in the distance. Or when my cat walks into the kitchen to have a bite to eat.

Fair enough.

 

[girlsmiley]

You dig the panties on my face, uh? Figures...

Hell yeah I dig panties.

Panties lol. Knickers!

Take it easy P, I have to get ready for work

 

[Sean]

Yeah, my posting here or not absolutely influences my observation. Well done.

Well, according to Werner Heisenberg...

 

[Peregrinator]

Hell yeah I dig panties.

Panties lol. Knickers!

Take it easy P, I have to get ready for work

Hope it's fun today.

Well, according to Werner Heisenberg...

Oy, I forgot about that. Your post count for this thread is especially low, given what type of thread it is.

 

[Sean]

Hope it's fun today.


Oy, I forgot about that. Your post count for this thread is especially low, given what type of thread it is.

I'm not in the mood for an out and out evisceration. Maybe I'm getting old.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I'm not in the mood for an out and out evisceration. Maybe I'm getting old.

I'm not capable of an outright evisceration, but I've really enjoyed poking Jake the Flake with a stick.

 

[Peregrinator]

I'm not in the mood for an out and out evisceration. Maybe I'm getting old.

This one isn't worth it. These are not the droids you're looking for. This is more like an opportunity to dance on the coffee table with the lampshade on your head than to do anything noble or beautiful.

 

[GracefullyYours]

It appears to be asleep. Or dead.

That's disappointing.

 

[lovetoread]

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

Was that a racist jab cause i am Asian?

 

[Lorilei]

It appears to be asleep. Or dead.

That's disappointing.

Well, I'm sure all that unfocused rage takes a lot out of the little fella. He probably needed a nap.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Well, I'm sure all that unfocused rage takes a lot out of the little fella. He probably needed a nap.

Here's how this thread progressed for him:

http://www.newwaveinstruments.com/humor/misc/computer_grief_images/computer_grief.gif

 

[boredVAwife]

Here's how this thread progressed for him:

http://www.newwaveinstruments.com/humor/misc/computer_grief_images/computer_grief.gif

Double snort To think that in the wee hours of the morning I responded first to ol' Jakey. Maybe if I'd have passed it up it would've sunk out of sight?

 

[warrior queen]

Holy shit!
I can't believe how fucking hilarious this thread is!
And some of the insults are gold.

I gen-lol'd (sorry perg)


Also, I can't believe I read the entire thing

 

[Lorilei]

Here's how this thread progressed for him:

http://www.newwaveinstruments.com/humor/misc/computer_grief_images/computer_grief.gif

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060906212022/uncyclopedia/images/archive/7/71/20070516075057!Lollerskates.gif

 

[December]

Well let's see what we have here.

A. Anyone who can READ will see that I have owned up to the fact that some of MY comments may have been offensive. I have taken responsibility for my part in this. I have stated this in public and in the threads.

B. Not seen ANYONE else (hi Grace!) own up to THEIR parts in any of this. Not seen that stupid fucking MIDGET own up to the fact that he STARTED all this shit by taking the thread off topic with HIS initial attack and then Grace's stupid smile icon after that. See something WRONG here by chance?

C. The intent in the PM to VA was NOT to threaten her in any way. All I was doing is MESSING around and TRYING to have fun. I realize that SHE took it in a different way. I happen to REALIZE that and thus why I felt horrible and tried to apologize many times to both her AND her friend. VA actually seems pretty cool. Because she does not seem to judge on the spot and though she may DISAGREE, she still seems to have a way of doing it in a POLITE way.

D. I have not been understood ever since I came here because people feel the RIGHT to judge others based on a few stupid fucking posts on a porn site. So yeah. That kind of bothers me a little and makes me lose sleep at night because NO ONE should be treated so harshly that making fun of someone's DEAD mom is not only OKAY but considered APPROPRIATE and funny. So ANYONE who was being treated the way I have would have MY empathy and sympathy too. I should not get SPECIAL treatment. I also should not get RUDE treatment.

E. So now I need to THINK before I make all posts because I should WORRY about how others may TAKE my INTENTIONS? That really makes no sense to me. The thing with VA is in the past and should have been buried LONG ago. Yes, I guess I can see how someone might WONDER if the thread was about someone SPECIFIC. That is cool. Then someone should FIND OUT the TRUTH and ASK if needed or WAIT then BEFORE making a final judgement. What the fuck makes them the JUDGE and JURY? This was still not enough. She was kind enough to admit that I have NOT even been BOTHERING her at all since that incident. So her FRIENDS should have MORE then backed off since VA and I seemed to be okay with things. The thread is NOT about her. But no. Grace and her stupid posse CONTINUE all of these fucking ATTACKS. People ASSUME too much and THAT is a bunch of BULLSHIT. They also have taken it WAY too far now.

F. Nowhere have I said that everyone should AGREE with me about the ORIGINAL question that I asked. That is why I asked it as a QUESTION. The whole POINT was to TRY to start some actual INTELLIGENT conversation in this dump. All of us ARE entitled to an OPINION. But the problem is that obviously people hold grudges and can't let go of things that should be put in the past. So automatically they are against ANYTHING you say just because they are against YOU. So people (including midgets) feel it is okay to take a thread off track just to be complete assholes. Could I ignore it? Possibly. Could he not take the thread off topic? Probably. Interesting that VA is the one who felt threatened and seems to be the most understanding and reasonable of the bunch.

G. I should have the right to STICK UP for myself against unwarranted, unneccessary, and unaccpetable attacks. I am not anyone's BITCH.

Did you even read my post? I agreed with you. Do you know what the word validation means? People are assholes, and this is the internet, which means +100 to jerkmode the moment we log on. I said we becuse everyone is included, even you.

Glad you think that the jokes about my dead mom are so hilarious.

As is the suggestion that I have OCD.

As is the decision that I am a control freak.

Forgive me for not laughing with you.

1. Not only did I agree with you in posts above, and say the comment was a low blow, I also never said I thought your dead mom was funny. I never said I thought the suggestion that you suffer from OCD was funny. I never said any of those things, and I was about the only person here who did agree with you in any way. For a guy who does a lot of complaining about people judging you, you were awful quick to judge me.

SEX with DEAD relatives is not only considered OKAY to talk about and make fun of, but a HUGE turn on.

So maybe, just maybe, if I can get myself to CUM around and decide that it is COOL for people to keep mentioning having SEX with dead parents, then I can be one of the popular kids in this high school!

Have you looked in to munting.

A variation of necrophilia involving two live people and one dead (male or female)

To munt; Find and dig up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corspe.

Why do

You post

Shit like

Busybody

In short

Stupid

Little lines????

He hits space bar instead of a comma.

Sorry.

I'll just go back to being a little bitch.

I will watch everyone keep making fun of me and attacking me and not say anything about it at all. I'll never post anything again since I am not liked on here. I'll go about life with no opinion of my own and study books on what society says is common and expected. Just to make your day a little better.

The thread is still going because you all keep attacking me. Not because I am still mad over that incident. I think I mentioned that she is the most reasonable one out of all your friends.

People should not make fun of dead people. If you don't have a problem with that, then I have a serious problem with you.

There. No capitals. Happy now?

This is not true, I like you quite a bit. Perhaps not in the same way, but I like you. I think you're funny as hell. The reason you're so funny is that you have no idea you're being funny. I don't even think it registers as humour to you. Naturally it is even funnier because you have no idea you're so funny.

Um messages with more than one person on the boards like this that are not romantic nor sexual cannot really be considered cheating dumbass.

So many capitals there.

I think you have serious anger issues.

This is a prime example. Many of your posts cracked me up.

 

[Quoll]

http://store.perspicuity.com/sections/Products/Toilets.sized.jpg

http://us.acidcow.com/pics/20090727/pics/1/toilet_humor_112.jpg

That's a cute little pun, I smirked. Even though there are a lot of toilet pics on the net I'm just not sure you are going to be able to carry off this schtick, for it to be really good the toilet pics should be relevant to the topic at hand, that could be a tall order to fill without resorting to basic pooh jokes. It will be interesting to see how it goes.

 

[Quoll]

Thanks Dec, (if I may call you that) my humour thrives on inspiration and let's face it, this place has been sadly lacking in that for many years, maybe the pendulum is finally starting its backswing.

 

[Quoll]

If I thought it would help I would go through jake's posts and list some of the truly worrying ones, the ones where he has stepped off the path.

Where's Ollie when we really need him?

Paging Dr Clozoff, paging Dr Oliver Clozoff...

 

[Peregrinator]

Holy shit!
I can't believe how fucking hilarious this thread is!
And some of the insults are gold.

I gen-lol'd (sorry perg)


Also, I can't believe I read the entire thing

I like gen-lol. And it's a good thing I don't vanity search, or that anti-lol thread would have fucked me up as bad as the word "spook" does to pookie.


Pookiepookiepookiepookiepookiepookie.

 

[QueenLevitra]

That's a cute little pun, I smirked. Even though there are a lot of toilet pics on the net I'm just not sure you are going to be able to carry off this schtick, for it to be really good the toilet pics should be relevant to the topic at hand, that could be a tall order to fill without resorting to basic pooh jokes. It will be interesting to see how it goes.

Looks like an LT/ZooBoy dual to me.

:j/kprollyjen:

ETA: Aw Fuck! I know who this is! It's Assman, yanno, scotch, neat in a corn can. Yup.

 

[christy1989]

I can't fucking believe this is still topping the charts? I came in from work and checked...and yes I lol'd.

So Jake did you get the message yet?

I will have to admit this thread has it all...boring idle chatter, pycho babble. neophilia, sluts, whores, bitches, skanks, the holy of holy's.....not to mention plenty of Judgypants. (loved that one)...I just can't believe I missed so much while I had to work.

Woe

Is

Me!

 

[queenlatrina]

That's a cute little pun, I smirked. Even though there are a lot of toilet pics on the net I'm just not sure you are going to be able to carry off this schtick, for it to be really good the toilet pics should be relevant to the topic at hand, that could be a tall order to fill without resorting to basic pooh jokes. It will be interesting to see how it goes.

http://educlaytion.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/bathroom.jpg

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

oh shite, do I have to go back through this whole screed to find out what went down? Some kind soul fill me in plse.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

I like it when things happen on here that help make a pig look better

 

[neci]

oh shite, do I have to go back through this whole screed to find out what went down? Some kind soul fill me in plse.

nothing.