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[Sean]

I see you've read SeanH's book - Skullfucking Jake's Dead Mom - A True Story of Love and Redemption (Harper Collins).

Virago, actually. I refused to sell the rights to Rupert Murdoch. And I'm trying for Brad Pitt to play my part in the film. Meryl Streep is pencilled in for Jake's mom.

 

[Sean]

And I bet all of your amazing friends are all impressed too, kiddo.

And not offended at all.

Well, the video went down quite well.

 

[jake34]

I see you've read SeanH's book - Skullfucking Jake's Dead Mom - A True Story of Love and Redemption (Harper Collins).

Oh, so Sean is one of your favorite authors I see.

And a friend too I bet.

Interesting.

Makes total sense to me.

Think he needs another blowjob though.

Maybe you should PM him just to find out for sure and so as to not assume.

 

[thør]

You 2 were reading the alcohol content by volume as well, right?

Reading?

It was warming my insides.

 

[Wrong Element]

B. Not seen ANYONE else (hi Grace!) own up to THEIR parts in any of this.

Oh, I own up to my part in this.

I am not anyone's BITCH.

Are too.

 

[bg23]

Virago, actually. I refused to sell the rights to Rupert Murdoch. And I'm trying for Brad Pitt to play my part in the film. Meryl Streep is pencilled in for Jake's mom.

No way Brad Pitt. Robert Downey Jnr. He has more of a boozy look

Oh, so Sean is one of your favorite authors I see.

And a friend too I bet.

Interesting.

Makes total sense to me.

Think he needs another blowjob though.

Maybe you should PM him just to find out for sure and so as to not assume.

You are absolutely right, everyone on the internets that i agree with is my friend. Because I just agreed with you, we're friends now, right?

I'll PM him to find out, after I do you want me to just go ahead and call your dad and let him know he's up again?

 

[jake34]

Oh, I own up to my part in this.





Are too.

Yeah, okay.

Who are YOU the bitch to then may I ask?

Besdies Rosie.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Glad you think that the jokes about my dead mom are so hilarious.

As is the suggestion that I have OCD.

As is the decision that I am a control freak.

Forgive me for not laughing with you.

Hey Jake!

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

 

[Sean]

No way Brad Pitt. Robert Downey Jnr. He has more of a boozy look

Only if he lets me wear the Iron Man suit!

 

[jake34]

No way Brad Pitt. Robert Downey Jnr. He has more of a boozy look



You are absolutely right, everyone on the internets that i agree with is my friend. Because I just agreed with you, we're friends now, right?

I'll PM him to find out, after I do you want me to just go ahead and call your dad and let him know he's up again?

Sure.

After all, I just want to be POPULAR and THAT is the reason I am SO upset.

I feel SO left out and lonely.

I can see that in this rat hole, SEX with DEAD relatives is not only considered OKAY to talk about and make fun of, but a HUGE turn on.

So maybe, just maybe, if I can get myself to CUM around and decide that it is COOL for people to keep mentioning having SEX with dead parents, then I can be one of the popular kids in this high school!

You are a fucking GENIUS!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Um no.

Barely ANYONE here seems to be NICE.

NICE people would not judge based on prior posts.

NICE people would not judge based on other's opinions.

NICE people would not attack someone's dead family members.

NICE people MIGHT consider talking to someone who is trying to talk with them even if just to say a few words.

NICE people would actually take the time to get to know someone before deciding what they think and if they did not like them, they would keep their mouth shut and not feel the need to attack and judge.

And I care.

Go ride a dick.

 

[jake34]

Hey Jake!

Yo mamma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!

You didn't spell mom right.

Isn't that against the fucking law around THESE parts?

Or should I say YOUR parts?

Oh I forgot.

My bad.

ANYTHING seems to be allowed YOUR parts.

Especially someone who likes to keep it 'all in the family'.

And except dudes who choose not to kiss that ass of yours.

 

[lovetoread]

Like omg!!

Why are you still CUMMING?

Because i am multiorgasmic.

 

[jake34]

Go ride a dick.

Okay there Gracey.

If you say so!

Let me get right on that.

 

[jake34]

Because i am multiorgasmic.

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

 

[queenlatrina]

http://store.perspicuity.com/sections/Products/Toilets.sized.jpg

 

[richard_daily]

Maybe it's neverendingme/jeninflorida?

 

[TexasWife25]

Maybe it's neverendingme/jeninflorida?

It doesnt feel like NeverendingMe, to me ..
its not asking enough stupid questions .. or
bemoaning the liberal agenda ...

 

[bronzeage]

Maybe it's neverendingme/jeninflorida?

No, I think we have a true newb. There is naive ignorance that long serving alts just can't imitate. The social defect which makes them want come here in disguise makes it impossible not to grin through the fake mustache.

This is a social defect of a different order, something like the guy in a dance club, who can't get a woman to accept a drink or dance with him. He leaves the club and keys a couple cars, because that will show them who's boss.

 

[GracefullyYours]

You didn't spell mom right.

World English Dictionary
mamma 1

— n
1. another word for mother Also: momma
2. informal a buxom and voluptuous woman

 

[jake34]

It doesnt feel like NeverendingMe, to me ..
its not asking enough stupid questions .. or
bemoaning the liberal agenda ...

Let me guess.

Romney fan?

 

[GracefullyYours]

Okay there Gracey.

If you say so!

Let me get right on that.

Don't use lube.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I will not kiss your ass and add to the 50,000 other Lit members who have already done so.

How exactly is this supposed to be an insult?

 

[SBroadB9]

How exactly is this supposed to be an insult?

Maybe having your ass kissed is a bad thing.

However, if your ass is involved, I can't see how anything bad could be associated.

 

[jake34]

No, I think we have a true newb. There is naive ignorance that long serving alts just can't imitate. The social defect which makes them want come here in disguise makes it impossible not to grin through the fake mustache.

This is a social defect of a different order, something like the guy in a dance club, who can't get a woman to accept a drink or dance with him. He leaves the club and keys a couple cars, because that will show them who's boss.

Top of the morning there, Pops! How was your trip with Mary J. last night? Thought you might still be sleepin' in with her since it's the closest you'll ever get to a real woman at this point. Did you remember to put your teeth in this mornin'?

No social defect goin' on with this young 102 year old ol' timer Grampa.

But you did figure it out! That's my M.O.! What the hell took your other friends THIS long?

I go to bars and try to pick up whores, then don't get by with all my charm, go to key all the cars in the lot to get them bitches back, go home and wank it to pictures of midgets full of grace, and then come on here to whine all about it wishing that I could make fun of dead parents and have sex with them so that I can one day maybe be part of the 'in crowd'.