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[fluffPE]

To be clear....my intent isn't to have a series of relationships. It would be awesome to find a long-term partner. The point is just that I don't have casual sex; I only fuck people I'm dating exclusively.

I can read!

 

[fluffPE]

<<<<She said Poke!

It turned me on too!

 

[thør]

I can read!

She was making sure.

 

[fluffPE]

She was making sure.

I know. Whats on tap tonight?

 

[thør]

I know. Whats on tap tonight?

Bitch Please........

 

[fluffPE]

Bitch Please........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+please

 

[thør]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bitch+please

http://www.qualityliquorstore.com/product_images/a/591/BrewDogFloydsBitchPlease12oz__53412_zoom.JPG

 

[fluffPE]

http://www.qualityliquorstore.com/product_images/a/591/BrewDogFloydsBitchPlease12oz__53412_zoom.JPG

Ya know, we need to hang out!

 

[thør]

Ya know, we need to hang out!

Indeed we do.......

 

[TN_Vixen]

Has anyone ever counted how many times the phrase "Shut the fuck up, Donny" is said in The Big Lebowski?

Try counting Judgmental, judge, judging, etc. has been used by whasshisname in this thread.

Shut the fuck up, Jake.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Ya know, we need to hang out!

Indeed we do.......

You 2 were reading the alcohol content by volume as well, right?

 

[jake34]

Nice attempt at snark, punkin, really. Problem is, snark needs to have at least some basis in reality in order to be funny. So you come up limp. I'm sure you're accustomed to that, though, and good for you for keeping up the effort!

I'm rooting for you, really.

See what I did there?

The later the night gets, the more blotchy you seem to become.

And rude.

Did not realize all comedy has to come through you, sweetie.

Let me make it up to you.

Come here and I'll show that RED reflection of yours exactly how LIMP that I really am!

Make you turn PURPLE by the time I'm through with you.

Sorry, VA.

Couldn't sleep.

Just taking out some more trash here and then I'll get right back to finding good ol' Mr. Sandman.

 

[jake34]

Plus, I can put him on ignore, but he can't put me on ignore.

Who is that guy who says ignore gives him power over everybody? I guess he's fucked.

PUT DOWN THE PEACE PIPE POPS!

THE WAR IS OVER!

WE WON!

 

[jake34]

ROFL - Awww....did she tell you to fuck off too? Seeing a trend here?

Trends are stupid.

Too boring.

I live by my own set of rules.

Much more fun, Toots.

 

[CHNOPS]

Hiya, Jake. This is a great thread! It reminds me of this one.

 

[jake34]

Are you serious?

This is the moment he's always dreamed of!

He's the center of attention!

Women notice him!

He's got that sheepish look in his eyes like your dog does when it goes outside and rolls in shit.

Exactly cowgirl!

Or like the extra silly smile that your horse gets right before you get ready to cum that you think is really him hitting the big moment.

Thing is Lightning Jack that if truth be told, he has really been just hitting an extra helping of HAY.

Because it's called GAS.

Just like the SHIT that has been coming out of your ugly, yellow belly mouth all day long.

 

[jake34]

This.....is so true.

This ... is a bitch who thinks it perfectly okay to make fun of dead mothers.

 

[jake34]

Hmm looks like the PM network is firing up, wonder how many more jake?

Damn it.

I was waiting all night for you to send me a PM dude.

Always wanted to see what a real DICKHEAD looks like up close.

 

[jake34]

Yeah. That's the guy who thinks it's funny to beat up women who talk too much.

It looks like the jake guy can't resist responding, even when it's nothing about him.

If there is a pool, I'll take the Tourette's square for $20.

That's just the Jamaican Gold talkin' Grampa.

That's just your ol' friend Mary J.

Gotta be 4:20 somewhere though right?

So smoke up Johnny!

Keep on killin' those brain cells.

 

[jake34]

You wish he was your "pops." A dog beat him over the fence....

Shit.

If he was my "pops", I'd slap him around a little with my dick.

And then start to piss in his mouth until all the shit that comes out is finally washed away.

But fuck.

That's sick.

What am I thinking?

I think the ol' timer might like it.

A little TOO much.

Then he would finally croak.

So let's just not go there.

Mary J. is over his house visiting him and it looks like they just went out for a ride.

Allow the dude to enjoy taking his trip down good ol' Route 420.

He's cool.

Lots of amazing friends.

 

[jake34]

You're every bit as popular as Killy.






My box is full.

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I'll let the rest of that joke just kind of tell itself.

No wonder why Roseanne divorced your stupid ass.

I would rather watch fucking Webster re runs.

 

[jake34]

Fail.

...much like your father's condom.

Dad is dead too bitch.

Keep bringing it.

Let's see how much more you can insult him even AFTER knowing now that HE he's DEAD too.

Let's see how low you can go this time.

Then again, you're used to being in a pretty 'low' position anyway from what it sounds like.

 

[CHNOPS]

Jake, under each post, on the lower right-hand-side, are three buttons. The one on the left says "Quote." The one on the right is 'quick quote." The one in the middle is called 'multiquote.' It allows you to response to many messages in a single post. Click it for the all the posts you want to respond to. When you get to the last one, click "Quote." Voila--all the other quotes will be there too.

 

[jake34]

600 posts.

True genius .

Look kids.

His dick is just a little over 600 micrometers.

Oh how cute!

No wonder why they call him MINI me.

At least his mouth is big enough that it more than makes up for his other shortcomings.

 

[jake34]

Are there any females left in lit who
haven't rejected you?

Obviously you have not been reading the threads.

Do you think I actually give a RAT'S ASS about that right now?