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[jake34]

How do you know if my mom is alive or not? And yet you made a stupid as fuck joke about having sex with her.

God, I usually can't stand when people keep poking sticks at the stupid but I'm
making an exception in your case.

Good point.

Fair enough.

I will no longer make any jokes about someone's mother.

 

[jake34]

You give monogamists a bad name.....pleasegodienowkthx.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ&ob=av3e

Do you seriously want me to die?

 

[jake34]

I can't imagine the effort you all must be making to keep your panties on in the presence of such wit.

If this is your PM luv technique on display in this thread, we may be getting to the heart of your issues in that area.

Attack.

Then another unfair assumption.

 

[jake34]

Died of shame, didn't she?

Not surprising, seeing as how you turned out.

Wow.

Really low blow right there.

Thanks.

Really.

Nice.

 

[Peregrinator]

More than a bit OCD.

Goes a long ways towards explaining why he feels his PMs require a response. I suspect he keeps a spreadsheet.

Rut-ro, Shaggy.

I knew this thread should have ended with my post on page 13.

 

[thør]

I suspect he keeps a spreadsheet.

Good business to keep one in the car, just in case.....

 

[jake34]

Whoa. This guy has REALLY gone off the deep end. Are we sure he's not related to NNH?

Opinion.

Nothing to do with the question on the original thread.

 

[jake34]

As you can see this website is full of Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine

What?

Huh?

 

[GracefullyYours]

Jake, you've gone all mental on us.

FYP. YW.

 

[jake34]

This thread has gotten the OP a lot more attention than any of his PMs have ever gotten him....

He's probably masturbating furiously to the thought of people responding to him, even though they're mostly repulsed by him.

Assumption from a dude who is no longer even mayor.

 

[Wrong Element]

What?

Huh?

Please tell me you clicked on that link.

 

[jake34]

I do not like you, Jake-I-AM
I do not like your short, short man.

I would not fuck you here or there.
I would not fuck you anywhere.

I do not think you are a fox.
I would not let you near my box.

I do not like the way you grouse.
You prolly live at your mother's house.

Now that was quite creative and kinda funny!

Good job!

I have to give you props on that one.

 

[jake34]

Jake.

You're turning me on.

Ohhhffffuck

Sarcasm.

 

[jake34]

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/11/www-lolcats-com-img-94155229046449880037_130506868869.jpg

Is the thing in that visual actually trying to threaten me?

 

[GracefullyYours]

More than a bit OCD.

Goes a long ways towards explaining why he feels his PMs require a response. I suspect he keeps a spreadsheet.

Yeah, I totally called that back on page......uh......8? Maybe?

 

[jake34]

Skip the kissing and go straight to eating my shit. It will improve what comes out of your mouth.

Kind of nasty.

 

[jake34]

It's "is this a dagger", retard.

Too technical.

Name calling.

 

[jake34]

I've answered PMs of all varities. Usually with this link:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=354130&page=191

Read the 191 pages as to why WOMEN and some MEN don't answer PMs - rude, crass or not, doesn't matter. We're under no obligation to engage in a conversation with you or anyone else.

I've answered the nice ones where the Litster says "Hello" and three PMs later, without any encouraging from me, they're ready to jump in my cyber panties.

Is it rude not to answer someone's PM?

Hell no. It's fucking rude to PM me at all without a real reason to. "Hello" is barely a reason and just to cyber fuck me is most definitely not a reason.

It's rude not to take the time to get to know the person from something they've posted on the board and then bother them - just to say "Hi".

Here click on this link too jake34: http://www.literotica.com/s/want-to-pm-that-litster-lady

Thanks for the honest opinion.

Don't agree with it but that is cool.

Thank you for keeping your reply about the original question in the thread.

 

[jake34]

More than a bit OCD.

Goes a long ways towards explaining why he feels his PMs require a response. I suspect he keeps a spreadsheet.

You can stop assuming any day now.

I have already stopped attacking you.

 

[jake34]

Please tell me you clicked on that link.

Please tell me that you don't actually like John Goodman.

 

[jake34]

Yeah, I totally called that back on page......uh......8? Maybe?

Another total assumption.

I have already stopped attacking you.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I have already stopped attacking you.

I have already stopped attacking you.

So? Your point is? Good for you.

Now please fuck the hell off.

 

[boredVAwife]

Why should I be so obsessed with trying to conform simply to be more popular?

That hole was already completely dug a long time ago.

Yanno Jake there are better ways (tho perhaps not as fast) to get to 1000 posts.

 

[Farrah]

Yanno Jake there are better ways (tho perhaps not as fast) to get to 1000 posts.

I you.

 

[boredVAwife]

I you.

Ok that made my day.