Responding

[richard_daily]

This thread has gotten the OP a lot more attention than any of his PMs have ever gotten him....

He's probably masturbating furiously to the thought of people responding to him, even though they're mostly repulsed by him.

 

[jake34]

Back again, with more of the same?...at the very least, you have my pity.

Oh look.

It's that judgemental Fry Guy!

Long time no see Mr. Mc Donald.

What is today's daily special?

Hey did you get to actually fuck Grimace yet you sick fuck?

I don't need your pity.

I do feel like going to Burger King.

 

[Farrah]

Forward me his PMs from now on.

I'll say 'no' for you.

Just...make it stop. Please?

 

[jake34]

Hey, numnutz! It's a sex site, right? Or is it a monogamous dating site? Or should that be a single's bar?

Would you make up your mind?

Hey Fly Girl! It IS a sex site. It IS also a site in which people can talk. So sometimes people might ... wait for it ... TALK about SEX!

So why is that not allowed to be enjoyed with one other person as opposed to one hundred?

Why do you have to flirt with one hundred just to be popular?

 

[islandman]

Just...make it stop. Please?

Click here and your wish will be granted.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I do not like you, Jake-I-AM
I do not like your short, short man.

I would not fuck you here or there.
I would not fuck you anywhere.

I do not think you are a fox.
I would not let you near my box.

I do not like the way you grouse.
You prolly live at your mother's house.

 

[jake34]

*yawn*



Yeah....I know.

In another hour or two you'll get around to addressing the ACTUAL issue and post from VAGirl....

Oh really?

Well good news there, Toots.

Looks like that time has already come!

Or in your language 'cum'.

I was SO rude with what I said to her too.

I should be ASHAMED of my trolling self.

 

[girlsmiley]

Jake.

You're turning me on.

Ohhhffffuck

 

[RobDownSouth]

I do not like you, Jake-I-AM
I do not like your short, short man.

I would not fuck you here or there.
I would not fuck you anywhere.

I do not think you are a fox.
I would not let you near my box.

I do not like the way you grouse.
You prolly live at your mother's house.

At the risk of offending Perg...
LMAO!!!

 

[jake34]

If that's true, it's the best news our country has gotten in....ever.

You keep liking your own self like that.

You keep on telling yourself that.

Real attractive.

 

[lovetoread]

At the risk of offending Perg...
LMAO!!!

I lol'd out loud.

 

[jake34]

I believe you have never had a second date with a woman.

At least I know what it's like to have sex with something other than an actual HORSE!

Yee haw!

 

[Farrah]

Click here and your wish will be granted.

I do need to be clear...since it all went down, he hasn't PMed me. But it was not at all fun when it was playing out, and then with this thread today...I couldn't believe that it wasn't just another attempt to make me feel uneasy. I've yet to put anyone on Ignore. There are threads that I avoid like the plague, PMs that I don't even open. But when a situation becomes more personal, I like to know what I'm up against.

 

[thør]

Jake.

You're turning me on.

Ohhhffffuck

You came too quickly.

 

[jake34]

Good! That's the ENTIRE population of Literotica, so fuck off!

Go fuck yourself!

You're not the last word around here, Toots.

Even as much as you think that you are and as much as you'd like to be.

 

[islandman]

http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/11/www-lolcats-com-img-94155229046449880037_130506868869.jpg

 

[islandman]

I do need to be clear...since it all went down, he hasn't PMed me. But it was not at all fun when it was playing out, and then with this thread today...I couldn't believe that it wasn't just another attempt to make me feel uneasy. I've yet to put anyone on Ignore. There are threads that I avoid like the plague, PMs that I don't even open. But when a situation becomes more personal, I like to know what I'm up against.

You're up against a guy who is using social niceties as a pretext to force a conversation with you.

It's sad and pathetic, but no amount of saying so will get him to understand this. Iggy him and go about your day.

 

[jake34]

Eat me, fucker.

Not if you were the last woman alive, bitch!

I prefer not to have to swim with ... other's ... stuff ... while eating.

 

[Wings27]

You came too quickly.

Don't worry, she can recover long before he ever gets to her.

 

[Peregrinator]

Oh I would love to stick around and watch you act more a fool but my dinner guest will arrive soon.

Chow, douche

I know it was like five hours ago, but this was too funny to ignore.

 

[Peregrinator]

Perg is the authority around here I suppose. I will have to do all I can to kiss his ass now so that all others on here will like me.

Skip the kissing and go straight to eating my shit. It will improve what comes out of your mouth.

 

[Farrah]

Skip the kissing and go straight to eating my shit. It will improve what comes out of your mouth.

I'm not really sure why your name ever came up here.

 

[islandman]

Skip the kissing and go straight to eating my shit. It will improve what comes out of your mouth.

That's probably the bitchiest thing I've heard from you ever.

Nicely done.

 

[Mrtenant]

or should that be 'at most' ? Pitiful

 

[jake34]

If this is true, if your OP in no way was a reference to me, why bring it here to the GB where I've become comfortable? Why message another GB'er to say this rant isn't about me before anyone else even uttered my name? And why does the scenario with this other woman sound so familiar? Instead of questioning whether women are being impolite by not responding to you via PM, maybe you should take a serious look at the content of your messages and even consider how your public posts read.

The thread is in no way related to you. It is kind of interesting that you seem to think that just because I accidently, let me repeat that, ACCIDENTLY offended you, that I should not be able to make a post or start a thread at all without YOU reading into it too much.

I messaged her because it took me a minute to figure out that she may have been totally and completely misunderstanding the posts. I remembered her as a possible 'friend' of yours. I thought that she may have been thinking that I was making an indirect attack against you. I wanted and needed her to know that I was not.

You really should consider being honest with all of this and admit that I have been totally leaving you alone ever since you messaged me back.

I have had no desire to talk with you and you have had no desire to talk with me.

I also have no desire to talk with someone who does not want to talk with me in general. That is not the issue.

I was scared enough the first time in which your other 'friend' basically threatened to report me to the FBI. I have no problems with you nor anyone else on here. I think that your 'friends' are a little harsh, assuming, and judgemental, but that is only my opinion. In a twisted way, they probably are all just trying to defend you. Not the worst thing in the world.

Please do not assume what I say or do not say within other PM's.

You might want to look at how horrible your friend's posts have been while you are just as busy attacking mine. Just a suggestion.

I cannot apologize more than I already have. You seem to not be able to accept it nor to be able to believe me. I cannot control that really.