RobDownSouth
No Kings
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- Apr 13, 2002
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You came too quickly.
Man, I wish I had a dime for every time I heard that...
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You came too quickly.
I'm not really sure why your name ever came up here.
I feel like this needs to be said...I am happy to believe that the OP is not about me. I'm just fine with leaving it at that. But, when it appeared obvious that this thread was about your prior PMs and my lack of response, some really, really good people jumped into the fray. People that I consider friends; people who have made my time here pleasant and fun. People who have taught me things about life and about myself. People that are important to me or who have just made me smile after a long day. And you've now insulted each and every one of them. Multiple times. These are good people, and you've alienated them. Please, for your own sake, consider spending some time in self-reflection before you post anything else here.
How does one politely respond to "I just jerked off to your pics?" Pervert - get a life or take up sheep farming.
how about "I gotta a big dick."?
I have a box full of those, but don't tell the police or they will arrest me and dig up my garden.
How the fuck did I miss this thread 'til now???
Yeah, that was...odd.
I do need to be clear...since it all went down, he hasn't PMed me. But it was not at all fun when it was playing out, and then with this thread today...I couldn't believe that it wasn't just another attempt to make me feel uneasy. I've yet to put anyone on Ignore. There are threads that I avoid like the plague, PMs that I don't even open. But when a situation becomes more personal, I like to know what I'm up against.
You'd be surprised at just how often your name pops up in a thread containing the words "ignored my cybersex requests".![]()
Pffft.
Some of us just enjoy having an actual fucking opinion around these parts that may go against the mainstream one and we enjoy poking stupid hard hat and soft dicked dudes such as yourself, judgemental, coarse little type A wannabees with no respect for human decency.
Now.
Is that a DAGGER which I see before me?
Or are you just REALLY happy to see me?
See that?
I actually am a LITTLE literate.
Hey, you know what, Mr. Wayne?
If I said that I wanna be a COWBOY, then maybe you could be my COWGIRL!
Maybe then you could finally get you some.
Oh well.
Too bad I am NOT a cowboy.
I do not like you, Jake-I-AM
I do not like your short, short man.
I would not fuck you here or there.
I would not fuck you anywhere.
I do not think you are a fox.
I would not let you near my box.
I do not like the way you grouse.
You prolly live at your mother's house.
Totally digging the change in meter in the last line.
"When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose."
Totally digging the change in meter in the last line.
"When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose."
I've answered PMs of all varities. Usually with this link:
http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=354130&page=191
Read the 191 pages as to why WOMEN and some MEN don't answer PMs - rude, crass or not, doesn't matter. We're under no obligation to engage in a conversation with you or anyone else.
I've answered the nice ones where the Litster says "Hello" and three PMs later, without any encouraging from me, they're ready to jump in my cyber panties.
Is it rude not to answer someone's PM?
Hell no. It's fucking rude to PM me at all without a real reason to. "Hello" is barely a reason and just to cyber fuck me is most definitely not a reason.
It's rude not to take the time to get to know the person from something they've posted on the board and then bother them - just to say "Hi".
Here click on this link too jake34: http://www.literotica.com/s/want-to-pm-that-litster-lady
Totally digging the change in meter in the last line.
"When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose."
How the fuck did I miss this thread 'til now???
Maybe you were in detention.
Damn, you bunch of fools. How perfect would it have been if this thread had ended with that line from Death Of A Ball Turret Gunner?
You know I was serious, right? The meter change totally draws the reader in. It may have been unintentional, but it's just right.So. It has a phyrric foot. *indignant snort*
Yeah, I know. It's like everything I say to Grace now, I have to be extra explicit about my intention. And, that's a very clever parody you did.
Sorry. I've always loved the poem. Thus, I commented.![]()