Responding

[Garnate]

Fuck you and your huge symmetrical tits, bitch!

Taint nuthin' symmetrical about 'em. I shall text you a scary tit pic that I took last night as proof.

 

[Mrtenant]

Back again, with more of the same?...at the very least, you have my pity.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Can anyone tell the class what's unintentionally hilarious about the bold part?

Oh gawd....

(fap, fap, fap, fap, fap)

 

[GracefullyYours]

I think that you skim and not read, judge without knowing, not allow anyone nor consider to hear any opinion other than your own, and are one hell of a sexually promiscuous woman hiding behind your computer. I think that you probably were the one kicking and screaming because you could not even stand to say hello to me, and I know for a fact that you still are making a big deal about GRAMMAR on a fucking SEX SITE!

Suck it, bitch....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o&ob=av2n

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Oh gawd....

(fap, fap, fap, fap, fap)

Hey you....no fapping!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Hey you....no fapping!

Shhh! You're not helping. Grammatically correct men turn me on!

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Shhh! You're not helping. Grammatically erect men turn me on!

Oh my! AND.....

I fixed your post!

 

[Lorilei]

Taint nuthin' symmetrical about 'em. I shall text you a scary tit pic that I took last night as proof.

Bwahahaha! You are so awesome.

 

[Garnate]

Bwahahaha! You are so awesome.

I knew you'd like that.

 

[jake34]

I believe you.

You believe what ol' timer?

That you can change someone's words around and know how to do this on a computer?

Kudos to you Mr. The Kidd!

Now you can go back to 'riding' that horse of yours.

Or should I just be more blunt and say 'fucking'.

 

[jake34]

Good to see your owning up.

Good to see you have the ability to change someone's words around like that on a computer.

You are much more intelligent than me, oh wise one.

I am after all rather illiterate.

Will somebody please teach me how to read?

 

[Lorilei]

I knew you'd like that.

I should auction it off to the highest bidder.

 

[Wings27]

You believe what ol' timer?

That you can change someone's words around and know how to do this on a computer?

Kudos to you Mr. The Kidd!

Now you can go back to 'riding' that horse of yours.

Or should I just be more blunt and say 'fucking'.

Hey, numnutz! It's a sex site, right? Or is it a monogamous dating site? Or should that be a single's bar?

Would you make up your mind?

 

[jake34]

WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY MESSAGES!?!? I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE A THREAD!


*pulls out hair, kicks, screams, flails*

You might just be the most ignorant American alive.

Let me guess.

You're a balls to the wall Romney supporter.

Oh shit.

I said balls.

Did not mean to get you all excited there.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Kudos to you Mr. The Kidd!

*yawn*

You are much more intelligent than me, oh wise one.

Yeah....I know.

In another hour or two you'll get around to addressing the ACTUAL issue and post from VAGirl....

 

[GracefullyYours]

You might just be the most ignorant American alive.

If that's true, it's the best news our country has gotten in....ever.

 

[jake34]

She is not being totally honest. I sent her a PM with a picture of my rectum. I have never received a reply.

Oh yeah and your a whinny douche.

What an asshole.

Kind of like you.

Oh well.

At least you LITERALLY walk the walk.

And not just talk the talk.

Good for you!

Practice what you preach, right?

Oh yeah, and your Mom is calling you for lunch and telling you to get off the adult sites.

 

[jake34]

Aww...isn't that cute! STILL waiting for ANY reasonable answer as to why you won't fuck off and leave her alone.

And you still make no fucking sense. I'm getting an English-isn't-my-first-language vibe from you...

Ravi64? *eyes you askance*

You are literally a lying bitch.

I left her alone a long time ago.

After never really thinking I bothered her in the first place.

Not my fault that she is an infant who felt the need to have a whole pity party with all her wine.

But even still, I respected what she said and haven't bothered her at all.

I have no desire to talk to anyone who does not want to talk with me.

I just have a desire to try to put up a fucking opinion thread without having to always be attacked by all of the JUDGES and POLICE OFFICERS on Lit.

And COWGIRLS.

And MIDGETS.

 

[jake34]

Did you used to be HungDavid?

Nope.

Sorry.

I USED to have your momma on my lap last night.

But then I woke up and got sober again.

 

[jake34]

Kinda the point....

Oh!

You respond so kindly to someone who agrees with you and kisses your pompous ass.

How interesting.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You believe what ol' timer?

I believe you have never had a second date with a woman.

 

[jake34]

Jake just hang it up dude.

You are creepier than that faggot KenKraft.

You could not get laid in a whore house you lame ass douche.

Let me clarify this. A whore house of women. A Tea House I bet you are a huge hit.

The only place I need to 'hang' is right upon your momma's lap.

You are ruder than that asshole Mitt Romney.

You could get laid anywhere you want because you are so popular and in with the 'in crowd'.

I so want to be just like you.

Let me clarify this.

I want to be just like a conforming robot.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Oh!

You respond so kindly to someone who agrees with you and kisses your pompous ass.

How interesting.

Wait..Grace has a pompous ass??? Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[GracefullyYours]

I have no desire to talk to anyone who does not want to talk with me.

Good! That's the ENTIRE population of Literotica, so fuck off!

 

[GracefullyYours]

Oh!

You respond so kindly to someone who agrees with you and kisses your pompous ass.

How interesting.

Eat me, fucker.