Cyber sex or phone sex?

[GracefullyYours]

Phone sex is for fat and ugly people. Cyber sex is for fat and ugly and mutes.

Really?

What about people in long-distance relationships?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Really?

What about people in long-distance relationships?

Define long distance relationship.

 

[busybody..]

I have a huge Lit penis

yes, you are a big dick

 

[busybody..]

Define long distance relationship.

no one

wants to meet the other

cause they are

fucking someone

else

 

[GracefullyYours]

Define long distance relationship.

I dated a man who lived in another state. We'd take turns traveling to see each other....but in the interim we'd do stuff on the phone or on webcam.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

no one

wants to meet the other

cause they are

fucking someone

else

Talking on the phone with somebody you never really met is a long distance relationship to many Literoticans. I call it the fuglyfatpeople courtship ritual.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Define long distance relationship.

no one wants to meet the other cause they are fucking someone
else

No... It means you fuck each other when you can but can't move to cohabitate (and fuck on the daily) at the moment....

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I dated a man who lived in another state. We'd take turns traveling to see each other....but in the interim we'd do stuff on the phone or on webcam.

yeah. that is a different situation and not really what i am talking about.

 

[Image]

Cheyenne! I gotta know...

 

[GracefullyYours]

yeah. that is a different situation and not really what i am talking about.

Sweet! I get the VBM stamp of approval.

If you'll excuse me....I have someone waiting for me to rub one out on cam....

 

[Riles]

It's funny, when Mr. Riles has to stay away overnight with training stuff, I really look foward to our 'good night' calls. It offers up the opportunity to flirt outrageously without having to censor our words from little ears.

I think having the ability to connect with someone and share an intimate moment – regardless of the medium is the whole point, isn’t it? Sometimes it’s with our bodies, sometimes it’s our voice, and sometimes it’s just with our words. It all serves as great stimulus, and that leads to stronger bonds.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I'm still waiting.

Call me.

I give great phone.

I will recite poetry and sing to you.

Then when you are ready I will take my massive Lit penis and plug your burgeoning hole of love.

If you are looking to break your anal cherry I am your Litman.

Call me at 1-900-DUD-4Hire

 

[Image]

I think having the ability to connect with someone and share an intimate moment – regardless of the medium is the whole point, isn’t it? Sometimes it’s with our bodies, sometimes it’s our voice, and sometimes it’s just with our words. It all serves as great stimulus, and that leads to stronger bonds.

Exactly...

Sexual stimulation happens in the mind. Massive Lit penis, or not. Inserting tab A in to slot B, no matter how attractive the tabs and slots are, does nothing for me.

 

[30bandits]

Sweet! I get the VBM stamp of approval.

If you'll excuse me....I have someone waiting for me to rub one out on cam....

wish i was cammin with ya...

 

[GracefullyYours]

wish i was cammin with ya...

I was joking. But thanks!

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Here is a delightful thing about Caming.

With a wondrous program call "Grab it" I could copy your cam antics and then load that episode onto the GB to share with everybody.

Would not that be great?

 

[Riles]

Exactly...

Sexual stimulation happens in the mind. Massive Lit penis, or not. Inserting tab A in to slot B, no matter how attractive the tabs and slots are, does nothing for me.

This should have greater mileage than it's going to get just on Lit.

...it should be available on buttons or something.

 

[TexasWife25]

Here is a delightful thing about Caming.

With a wondrous program call "Grab it" I could copy your cam antics and then load that episode onto the GB to share with everybody.

Would not that be great?

I think a lot of people forget that

 

[cock_star44]

Phone for sure

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I have always preferred real live sex...but hey, maybe that is just me

 

[Image]

Here is a delightful thing about Caming.

With a wondrous program call "Grab it" I could copy your cam antics and then load that episode onto the GB to share with everybody.

Would not that be great?

I would think that most women would be a bit cautious with whom they're camming with to let that happen...

This should have greater mileage than it's going to get just on Lit.

...it should be available on buttons or something.

~Laughs~ Thank you...

 

[Wrong Element]

Exactly...

Sexual stimulation happens in the mind. Massive Lit penis, or not. Inserting tab A in to slot B, no matter how attractive the tabs and slots are, does nothing for me.

That's easy to say now, but my Lit penis is really, really massive. I mean really.


I have simply never gotten the hang of phone sex or even IM sex, even though typing is my preferred method of communication with virtually everybody. I believe it's fear of causing injury with my massive Lit penis that holds me back.

 

[dfwsubswanted]

What about texting.... sex texting is just as hot to me...

 

[Image]

That's easy to say now, but my Lit penis is really, really massive. I mean really.

I believe it's fear of causing injury with my massive Lit penis that holds me back.

Your massive Lit penis is beginning to scare me...

What about texting.... sex texting is just as hot to me...

I have to laugh. First of all, my cyber and phone days were over before texting even became a sport. My texting skills wouldn't get me as far as pulling your cock out of your jeans...

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

I am still waiting on that call.

If the line is busy

Call 1-900-EAT-COCK