"Not tonight, Honey. I have a headache."

[Sonnys_Big_Head]

When was the last time you passed up on a sure opportunity for sex? Feel free to lie about it. It's just the internet.

 

[lovetoread]

Every freaking day I have to say no. And that sucks monkey balls.

 

[Sonnys_Big_Head]

Every freaking day I have to say no. And that sucks monkey balls.

Are you a nun?

 

[Liar]

When was the last time you passed up on a sure opportunity for sex? Feel free to lie about it. It's just the internet.

I guess when I was approached by a hooker in a bar last weekend.

Does that count?

 

[bronzeage]

I won't go into details, but it was in the Emergency Room. I had the feeling she thought it would be my last chance.

 

[Honey123]

Okay, babe...just make sure your insurance is paid up...

 

[artemesia_g]

I'm confused as to why anybody would ever turn down Honey?

 

[Honey123]

I'm confused as to why anybody would ever turn down Honey?

I guess it's just my luck.....*sighs*

 

[artemesia_g]

I guess it's just my luck.....*sighs*

*looks at your av* No, I think they have real problems.

 

[Honey123]

*looks at your av* No, I think they have real problems.

*hugs*

 

[gravyrug]

I'm confused as to why anybody would ever turn down Honey?

I'm thinking it would require medical issues (or possibly the threat of them) to turn down Honey.

 

[artemesia_g]

I'm thinking it would require medical issues (or possibly the threat of them) to turn down Honey.

Right???

to my favorite Jesus.

 

[Honey123]

I'm thinking it would require medical issues (or possibly the threat of them) to turn down Honey.

I always thought sex was the cure-all!


*on a side-note, sex actually helps relieve headaches..it was clinically proven*

 

[gravyrug]

Right???

to my favorite Jesus.

I always thought sex was the cure-all!


*on a side-note, sex actually helps relieve headaches..it was clinically proven*

I have actually been too ill for sex, but it takes a lot of hurt to get to that point.

And I think it's technically orgasms that relieve headaches, so only good sex will work.

 

[artemesia_g]

And I think it's technically orgasms that relieve headaches, so only good sex will work.

See, it's stuff like this that lets me know you rock in bed.

 

[pink]

Must be an idiot to turn down our Honey.

 

[Honey123]

I have actually been too ill for sex, but it takes a lot of hurt to get to that point.

And I think it's technically orgasms that relieve headaches, so only good sex will work.

Oh no! {{hugs}} feel better soon!

I just read an article that said that sex/orgasms can actually trigger headaches...especially in men! Go figure!

 

[Bert Notorius]

I turned down sex just last night with high fructose corn syrup.

 

[Honey123]

Must be an idiot to turn down our Honey.

Sonnys_Big_Dummy if ya ask me!

 

[Honey123]

I turned down sex just last night with high fructose corn syrup.

You are seriously funny...

 

[thør]

Must be an idiot to turn down our Honey.

Exactly....

 

[Sonnys_Big_Head]

That went down the rabbit hole...

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

It was probably about 10 years ago that I was offered a blow job in my office.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I pass it up regularly. Being single at my age, and a steady business traveler, I am routinely propositioned by wayward men who need a masculinity boost because their wives at home no longer want to fuck them. It's weird, and a bit uncomfortable. At least some are honest from the start.

 

[Sean]

I pass it up regularly. Being single at my age, and a steady business traveler, I am routinely propositioned by wayward men who need a masculinity boost because their wives at home no longer want to fuck them. It's weird, and a bit uncomfortable. At least some are honest from the start.

They probably like your big nose.