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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Chaingun
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Watching, while arousing my appetite would fail to bed it down.
A few minutes ago I was the bird at a Thanksgiving dinner for hot wimmens. Now I'm getting to sit at the kid's table and watch y'all run the electric knives.
Chaingun
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Ok perhaps I could stay.
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Watching, while arousing my appetite would fail to bed it down.
A few minutes ago I was the bird at a Thanksgiving dinner for hot wimmens. Now I'm getting to sit at the kid's table and watch y'all run the electric knives.
We did not say we were tossing you aside.
Toys can never replace an actual man!!!
they just help out a bit.
Chaingun
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We did not say we were tossing you aside.
Toys can never replace an actual man!!!
they just help out a bit.
Alright!!!
I'm back!
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CG you are a lucky lucky man.
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I'm made of WIN!
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Um...I was late.
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* sticks a leg out of a doorway, clad in a delicate silk stocking*Um...I was late.
Come play... The girls are all asleep
* theres a soft humming coming from the big bedroom*
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I gotta a hella recipe for soup....I'll make a big batch later today.
Hey, sexy!!! Hope we don't make too much noise and wake them up.
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* the humming noises turn off one by one so you can hear the girls deep and slow breathing*I gotta a hella recipe for soup....I'll make a big batch later today.
Hey, sexy!!! Hope we don't make too much noise and wake them up.
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MMMM....I love the look of naked contentment...
*takes you back into the corner of the big bedroom*
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* pulls out a chess set and sits down excitedly*
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* got my flashlight so as to not disturb anyone *
* Makes first move, hoping my lack of chess skills isn't showing*
Chaingun
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Really? The Latvian Gambit is not something that a rookie chess player would know.
Brad, are you trying to hustle her? I see this ending badly for you if you are...
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That was a Latvian what? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I really only know the moves. Like the horsie moves weird. And the bitch on the board goes wherever she wants and keeps her husband on a short leash..only one fucking move at a time. The priest dude is slanty. And the building can only move laterally or horizontally. Oh and the little dudes are mini-me's - doing what the big man does.
Why would I hustle her?
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That was a Latvian what? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I really only know the moves. Like the horsie moves weird. And the bitch on the board goes wherever she wants and keeps her husband on a short leash..only one fucking move at a time. The priest dude is slanty. And the building can only move laterally or horizontally. Oh and the little dudes are mini-me's - doing what the big man does.
Why would I hustle her?
Sure, sure. No problem; I won't ruin it for you.
I'm going to the rec room to learn some new fighting moves from Chuck Norris and then to the workshop to learn how to use the lathe so I can make baseball bats. They'll come in handy for close quarters combat.
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Awesome!!!
Designing_Angel
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Can I come watch? Always wanted to watch Mr.Norris live in action. And as for Norm, I've been dying to build my own armoire out of reclaimed flamed maple from an 18th century English posset mill.
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Oh, yeah, I almost forgot: I need to do some further experiments on the second zombie. Maybe I can save her too.
But after I spend some time in Chuck's dojo kicking ass.
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That is hot...now if you could turn that into a gun safe...fookin' hotter.
Damn, dude. You gotta be careful. I'm worried about you. You're more interested in making a dead undead than a woman who wants to watch you work out.
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Bad news, Chuck had turned into a zombie. I didn't realize he'd been bitten when you brought him in.
I had to shoot him.
So it turns out that all those powers that are attributed to him on the interwebs are untrue. Two rounds to the head and no longer can he divide by zero or break a ball bearing in a rubber room. Now I'm sad.
That is hot...now if you could turn that into a gun safe...fookin' hotter.
Um, why would you need a gun safe? Trying to keep the zombie children from getting hurt by playing with your firearms?
LOL
Oh, I'm interested in saving all the wimmens. And the ones who want to watch me work out.
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Yesterday was a bitch of a day....rising from the undead, cleaning up after the party and trying to find my place in a terrifying new reality. I need to relax and I know of no better way then to wrap myself around a pole and shake my tits and ass so you know where I'll be....*walks over to the pole to relax as only Bella can*
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Um, why would you need a gun safe? Trying to keep the zombie children from getting hurt by playing with your firearms?
LOL
I didn't say she should lock it. I thought it was hot if she had a gun armoire.
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