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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Designing_Angel
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Oh damn. It's on the floor now? I'll get a mop.well.....it got you onto the floor......slippery stuff
Damn, CG, I've seen teenagers with better control.
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Hey now, I can't believe you've figured out my secret long before the planned big reveal. 
But it's not a given yet. Let's wait to see if the patient responds.
I administered the serum last night--several times in fact--and she seems to be showing some improvement. But let's not get our hopes up just yet.
But it's not a given yet. Let's wait to see if the patient responds.
I administered the serum last night--several times in fact--and she seems to be showing some improvement. But let's not get our hopes up just yet.
mickyp123
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Hey now, I can't believe you've figured out my secret long before the planned big reveal.
But it's not a given yet. Let's wait to see if the patient responds.
I administered the serum last night--several times in fact--and she seems to be showing some improvement. But let's not get our hopes up just yet.
why do i get the feeling she is going to need another dose, CG you need to be a bit more subtle, also to keep things safe i think administration should be conrolled by a Nursey dressed in stuff that will keep her safe
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well.....it got you onto the floor
Yeh...appears some of it remains smeared on my boot heel now.
CG, want to feed this cum smothered leather heel to the zombies? *breaks it off the sole*. If so, be sure to file detailed report to inform us how you force fed it to them...lol
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Do I even want to know in it's an oral dose or suppository in the kitty or tushie?
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Please do not tell me that semen is the cure for being a zombie
Well, I am impervious to their bite.
Hey! It's my thread!
So far, I only have my experiences to go by. I'm not really keeping any data. The proof...no pun intended...will be in the pudding. The empirical numbers are written in the claw marks on my back.
Hey, it's been a long time for me. Sorry.
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So far, all I've experimented with is the kitty.
Straight from the tap right to the reservoir.
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Jeez, what happened in here?
No, wait, I really don't want to know.
I think there is a MK19 that needs cleaning.
Some people's kids. Dress them up and they still lick the windows.
What can I say? My mom made me wear a helmet to school.
Ain't my fault I'm special.
And by the way, I don't know what y'all are complaining about. I haven't spilled anything in the common area. You're stepping in spilled yogurt, probably.
*sticks tongue out at you all*
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Don't blame me on wasting ammo. I've been shooting since I was knee high.I think I am going to go find DA and show her the fine art of cartridge reloading. We are getting low on M2 ammunition and it is mostly her fault...
*walks away whistling*
*sticks tongue out and smacks Size's ass as I race down the corridor.
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Uh huh, a likely story. I see the look in your eye when you are behind that .50 caliber...
*runs after her with some intent brewing*
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Don't start with the odd looks. Do you even realize your tongue slides out and licks the corner of you mouth with you get your finger on the trigger.
Makes me wonder if you do that playing video games? Or maybe other places.... Lol
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Hmmm... You have to admit the MK19 does have a visceral presence...
I have seen you drooling when it is in action.
You almost look orgasmic during trigger time Sweetheart...
*takes DA's hand*
Come with me, I have something to show you...
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Oh my.
*Crawling through a secret underground tunnel, digging way up though dirt.
Pops head up through floor, spewing mud from jaws.*
"O YEEEEH... I'm right in the dungeon...um...lab."
*Sees the cages which hold the stripper zombies* "HOT DAMN!! COME WITH ME BABES!!
*Licking my pierced lips with studded tongue, I take a deep breath and BLOW. The cage bars melt with torrent of fire I breathe. I glare at cracked security cam on the wall.* "Yeh, Micky. You're not the only one who can spit flames. hehehehhehe."
*Grabbing the two zombie babes, one under each long arm, I take off to my own hiding place, laughing as the stolen girls squeal and screech.*
Pops head up through floor, spewing mud from jaws.*
"O YEEEEH... I'm right in the dungeon...um...lab."
*Sees the cages which hold the stripper zombies* "HOT DAMN!! COME WITH ME BABES!!
*Licking my pierced lips with studded tongue, I take a deep breath and BLOW. The cage bars melt with torrent of fire I breathe. I glare at cracked security cam on the wall.* "Yeh, Micky. You're not the only one who can spit flames. hehehehhehe."
*Grabbing the two zombie babes, one under each long arm, I take off to my own hiding place, laughing as the stolen girls squeal and screech.*
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*gigglingHmmm... You have to admit the MK19 does have a visceral presence...
I have seen you drooling when it is in action.
You almost look orgasmic during trigger time Sweetheart...
*takes DA's hand*
Come with me, I have something to show you...
What you going to show me Size?
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Well considering that is one thing zombies have not got semen on a "Sole" is a cute choice
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Whatever.
If you would prefer they remain zombies, I guess that's your choice.
But I will issue orders to shoot your silly ass on sight next time you come around if your plan is to derail everything we're working for.
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Aw CG, are you just mad cause EZboy took away your GFs? why don't you get some real women from the troops gathered here?
My son is not a silly ass. He is a survivor. He takes no prisoners without good purpose. (He has taken a few lab rats before, but that's another story...) You shoot him and you're in huge trouble with my Superior.
Carry on...
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As I am patrolling the top of the bunker, I see EZ Boy surface with CG's zombie strippers. I take careful aim and squeeze the trigger. Laughing hysterically as I see his head explode!
I radio the ground control unit. "Retrieve the zombie strippers and return them to the lab/dungeon. PW out."
I calmly continue my patrol.
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What you been drinking?
He's been in the sanctuary for several minutes. He moves like lightning, (like me, his mom.)
You were hallucinating dear.
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Okay, I have warned that my Superior does not tolerate violence against my son, ezBoy. He has issued orders for me to let this house crumble.
People, EZ Boy has hurt NO ONE and yet you are intent on targeting him in a most violent manner due to your bloodlust or mistaken identity of the APPEARANCE of my son, as if he be an enemy. You don't have to protect yoursleves from him, you need to protect yourselves from ignorance.
Be advised that one must ALWAYS investigate the nature of the one approaching before shooting on sight. (Whatever happened to "friend or foe?" method of confronting an intruder?!) Do not judge by outward appearance but look upon the heart and study it.
And so I am forever gone from this place, with my beloved son, and shall remain with the higher guardians...Love does not live here.
People, EZ Boy has hurt NO ONE and yet you are intent on targeting him in a most violent manner due to your bloodlust or mistaken identity of the APPEARANCE of my son, as if he be an enemy. You don't have to protect yoursleves from him, you need to protect yourselves from ignorance.
Be advised that one must ALWAYS investigate the nature of the one approaching before shooting on sight. (Whatever happened to "friend or foe?" method of confronting an intruder?!) Do not judge by outward appearance but look upon the heart and study it.
And so I am forever gone from this place, with my beloved son, and shall remain with the higher guardians...Love does not live here.
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