making babies or showing a uterus carrier who's boss? which do you prefer?

[hobbit.]

Non males may respond in this thread, but only if your keeper permits you to!

so the uterus species likes the phrase 'making love' - a complete contradiction in words if ever there was, the uterus species define love in numerical terms, such as the size of a males bank balance, measured in currency units, or the size of his penis, measured in kilos (smaller ones are measured in inches).

The act of full on fornication is designed, by God, to put the uterus species in its place, lingerie aside, very firmly on a nine month cycle.

making love? get real .

 

[jan_vjj]

wow. no, really. wow.

 

[Alexandra831]

LMAO. thats so funny. I know more guys who use the words "Making love" especially when they want to get into a girls pants. "I want to make love to you"

Just thought you should know that.

I never refered to sex with a male as making love. I refered to it and still do as fucking.

 

[hobbit.]

LMAO. thats so funny. I know more guys who use the words "Making love" especially when they want to get into a girls pants. "I want to make love to you"

Just thought you should know that.

I never refered to sex with a male as making love. I refered to it and still do as fucking.

in this age of womens rights I can kind of see your point. Have you ever considered it as doing your duty for the human race though?

 

[Alexandra831]

in this age of womens rights I can kind of see your point. Have you ever considered it as doing your duty for the human race though?

Like what, for man kind?

 

[hobbit.]

Like what, for man kind?

God gave the non males a uterus for a reason, in the same way that he despises homosexuals....

 

[jan_vjj]

to tittilate trolls?

 

[hobbit.]

to tittilate trolls?

good point. you have less than 400 posts..... fuck off light weight. try the playground.

 

[GracefullyYours]

blah blah blah.....I'm not getting laid......blah, blah, blah.....stupid women.....blah, blah, blah.......somebody please hold my hand.

Dude. Take a pill.

 

[hobbit.]

Dude. Take a pill.

good girl.

 

[Alexandra831]

Man and Woman were both created to make children. A woman can not do it alone with out man. I wont touch the homosexual thing.. Because I am already pissing people off in the thread " the contents you might find offending" or something like that.

 

[hobbit.]

Man and Woman were both created to make children.

non males also serve the dual purpose of acting as a brood unit and cleaning drone.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Man and Woman were both created to make children.

Could you please refresh my memory about exactly WHY you're on a sex site again?

 

[LadyFairfax]

non males also serve the dual purpose of acting as a brood unit and cleaning drone.

Shouldn't you be out killing wolves or mammoths or hunting the cro-mags or just doing something useful?

 

[Sean]

Shouldn't you be out killing wolves or mammoths or hunting the cro-mags or just doing something useful?

No mammoths in manc, the scallies left them all on bricks when they nicked the legs.

 

[rosco rathbone]

mad bastard

 

[hobbit.]

Shouldn't you be out killing wolves or mammoths or hunting the cro-mags or just doing something useful?

in an ideal world, yes, but thanks to fucking global warming, caused by non males over cooking the food whilst all us sperm creators were out busy hunting etc, the carbon footprint became well fucked! good spot though sister. keep up the multi tasking and one day.....

 

[hobbit.]

No mammoths in manc, the scallies left them all on bricks when they nicked the legs.

~no comment M'lud~

 

[LadyFairfax]

in an ideal world, yes, but thanks to fucking global warming, caused by non males over cooking the food whilst all us sperm creators were out busy hunting etc, the carbon footprint became well fucked! good spot though sister. keep up the multi tasking and one day.....

Nevermind, I have to go make dinner.

 

[hobbit.]

mad bastard

you reckon this reduces a chaps chance of pulling a non male type?

 

[hobbit.]

Nevermind, I have to go make dinner.

timers are useful, when it goes 'PING' turn the stove off, save the planet.

 

[Sean]

~no comment M'lud~

That reminds me, did you know that Sky TV have got a place in Wythenshawe? I got an e-mail from Reed today with a job there. Wythenshawe and TVs? That has to be a recipe for disaster.

 

[hobbit.]

That reminds me, did you know that Sky TV have got a place in Wythenshawe? I got an e-mail from Reed today with a job there. Wythenshawe and TVs? That has to be a recipe for disaster.

nah, a mate told me that next year the BBC intend to introduce BBC2 and Colour TV into Bench hill, all we need now is norweb to install electricty cables and bobs your uncle. Security shutter sales have rocketed in Northernden.

The non males are looking forward to fanny craddocks guide to domestic science.

 

[Sean]

nah, a mate told me that next year the BBC intend to introduce BBC2 and Colour TV into Bench hill, all we need now is norweb to install electricty cables and bobs your uncle. Security shutter sales have rocketed in Northernden.

The non males are looking forward to fanny craddocks guide to domestic science.

The fuckers will be outdoing each other just to get on bloody Crimewatch.

 

[hobbit.]

That reminds me, did you know that Sky TV have got a place in Wythenshawe? I got an e-mail from Reed today with a job there. Wythenshawe and TVs? That has to be a recipe for disaster.

seriously though, virgin (which is a ridiculous concept in wythenshaw) have a big place there, Shell wanted to buy it to make there new UK base in wythenshaw (lord knows why, gov grants aside) Virgin told Shell to go fuck themselves in an attempt to drive the price up, Shell have just installed some huge fuck off generators to fuck up Virgins signal! nice people.