Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[BradBigBrain]

Ooooooh. Jealous cuz they want to spanking me too. This is going to make me pause next time I want to blow a whole in one, drat.

Double, drat!

Well, you caused me nothing but trouble on patrol last night, young lady, so there's no doubt that you will be getting spanked today.

 

[Chaingun]

hey *smiles and imediatly offers cookies and muffins* any space in that bunker of yours? I can squeeze in... just don't feel like getting my ass chewed

There's always room for more ladies. Welcome. Did you see any Walkers on the way in?

Silently I slip into the bunker, careful to not wake the sleeping inhabitants. A note is attached the crate containing 49 copies of The Zombie Survival Guide, the 50th copy is in my pack.

"Hopefully these will prove to be useful in helping to ensure the survival of your bunker. If I may be of assistance in the future or if anyone needs to reach me, my solar powered radio is always on. I wish you luck in our joint battle against the walking dead. Tamara"

Quietly I pack the remainder of my belongings, verify that my weapons are fully loaded, and that my pack is well organized. After pulling my pack onto my back, I secure my bow in the sling across my back. With a quick glance around the bunker, I turn and leave as silently as I arrived.

Be careful out there Young Lady. Good job on the foraging.

going into the galley i start to prepare breakfast and getting the stuff preped for lunch wondering if i should go in for inspection or skip think i will skip and feed the masses boss man can have me inspected later

Your inspection will be thorough, I promise.

And thanks for making breakfast. I'll be up on the ramparts practicing my long range shooting. I'm sure we can lure some zombies in to our range so that we can refill the moat and make more bio diesel. Brad's foraging expedition most likely used up a bit of our diesel reserves.

 

[Chaingun]

Well, you caused me nothing but trouble on patrol last night, young lady, so there's no doubt that you will be getting spanked today.

Uh oh, what did she do now? Was she pretending to be Kate Beckinsale in Underworld?

I can see how that would distract you from operating the deuce, but I think it's hot.

 

[Chaingun]

Keep your shroud on and head low. I am coming...

If you'd like, you can bring your zombie son to the bunker. I've got a special containment cell that will keep him from biting anyone...and there are certain non-invasive procedures I'd like to experiment with to see if zombie-ism can be cured.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Uh oh, what did she do now? Was she pretending to be Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.

I can see how that would distract you from operating the deuce, but I think it's hot.

Well...it was extremely distracting. No bra, just a vest. She was sitting extremely close to me. Bare thigh to bare thigh. She laughed at all my jokes...her sexy giggle. Ya know.

Then non-chalantly she pulled out that shotgun and killed 7 zombies. Went back to her flirting. Without missing and without missing a beat.

I thought I was going to blow my load right there.

This went on for 8 hours, boss. It was pure torture.

We're volunteering for the night patrol. Every night.

 

[smoochie]

your welcome i love cooking what time should i report for inspection? just remember i have to fed all the hungry men ( they are very appricative) so any time after that just send word.

 

[mickyp123]

Aren't zombies more into oral than spanking?

I believe that to be true, the female zombies are useful to keep, they can be fed pedophiles, and rapists which is always good fun to watch, especially when they are hungry for blood

 

[Designing_Angel]

Well...it was extremely distracting. No bra, just a vest. She was sitting extremely close to me. Bare thigh to bare thigh. She laughed at all my jokes...her sexy giggle. Ya know.

Then non-chalantly she pulled out that shotgun and killed 7 zombies. Went back to her flirting. Without missing and without missing a beat.

I thought I was going to blow my load right there.

This went on for 8 hours, boss. It was pure torture.

We're volunteering for the night patrol. Every night.

*batting my lashes and bowing my head as I hear the debriefing*

I promise I'll be better next time. I think I saw some shrouds in the stockpile. I just cover up in it and my camo.

*bouncing off to the mess hall for some grub.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

If you'd like, you can bring your zombie son to the bunker. I've got a special containment cell that will keep him from biting anyone...and there are certain non-invasive procedures I'd like to experiment with to see if zombie-ism can be cured.

heh!! ...He's not sick, so he needs no cure.
He hasn't a whole lotta brains of his own...but he's got my good heart.

CG, I am just visiting here and there. There are a few interesting, attractive folks here, but I can't take up refuge. I belong to another company (not of this earth.)

BTW, I don't hang my "hat" anywhere. It's a tangled crown of barbed wire...and a lot of people can't handle it. Every time someone removes it, it grows back, spawn from my nerves. I think you've seen that at another locale.

I'm just a signal carrier. I move from storm to storm... *sigh*

Carry on, dear. You have a lot to handle here. Let all you do be done in love.

 

[Chaingun]

This went on for 8 hours, boss. It was pure torture.

She's good like that. And dangerous. Be very careful. She gets into a blood lust of killing and might not notice that you're actually alive. Just so you're warned and all.

so any time after that just send word.

Oh I will. You need not worry; my wishes will be clear.

I believe that to be true, the female zombies are useful to keep, they can be fed pedophiles, and rapists which is always good fun to watch, especially when they are hungry for blood

This is an excellent addition to the plan. Please feel free to offer your suggestions since this is quite close to what my plans for people who hurt women and children would be.

I promise I'll be better next time. I think I saw some shrouds in the stockpile. I just cover up in it and my camo.

Sure, sure. You're going to be the first woman in history to learn what makes a man hot and not use that in the future? Sure...

 

[Designing_Angel]

Sure, sure. You're going to be the first woman in history to learn what makes a man hot and not use that in the future? Sure...

I won't have patrol endangered because my bewbies. Nice though they may be. Shoot and defend first, then get my flirt on.

But if my flirtting intimidates you, I can always go hang with Brad and the girls.

 

[BradBigBrain]

*batting my lashes and bowing my head as I hear the debriefing*

I promise I'll be better next time. I think I saw some shrouds in the stockpile. I just cover up in it and my camo.

*bouncing off to the mess hall for some grub.

Sweet. Honey, you were awesome last night.

You're gonna need some energy for later.

She's good like that. And dangerous. Be very careful. She gets into a blood lust of killing and might not notice that you're actually alive. Just so you're warned and all.

Sure, sure. You're going to be the first woman in history to learn what makes a man hot and not use that in the future? Sure...

I will. She had that look in her eye. But so did I.

I won't have patrol endangered because my bewbies. Nice though they may be. Shoot and defend first, then get my flirt on.

But if my flirtting intimidates you, I can always go hang with Brad and the girls.

Woot!

It was a long hard night on patrol. I may need to get some rest.

 

[Designing_Angel]

Sweet. Honey, you were awesome last night.

You're gonna need some energy for later.



I will. She had that look in her eye. But so did I.



Woot!

It was a long hard night on patrol. I may need to get some rest.

I think you're trying to tell me that you're tired. *sigh*
I will go see if I can find someone else to help me with the dove soap and louffa then.

*kisses cheek as I skip down the hall

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I believe that to be true, the female zombies are useful to keep, they can be fed pedophiles, and rapists which is always good fun to watch, especially when they are hungry for blood

Now I like this idea. Take the enemy and put them to good use.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Aside from spankings, pesky undead, loofahs and 99.9% pure soap, and weapons that I cannot operate let alone pronounce, what did I miss?

Banana-blueberry muffins, anyone?

 

[BradBigBrain]

I think you're trying to tell me that you're tired. *sigh*
I will go see if I can find someone else to help me with the dove soap and louffa then.

*kisses cheek as I skip down the hall

I can always use a hot shower...then a "sedative", then some sleep. *spanks butt* and follows her down the hall.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Aside from spankings, pesky undead, loofahs and 99.9% pure soap, and weapons that I cannot operate let alone pronounce, what did I miss?

Banana-blueberry muffins, anyone?

Muffins, yes. But you will need weapons training. At least small arms.

*Brad kills himself with the FNG's*

 

[Designing_Angel]

I can always use a hot shower...then a "sedative", then some sleep. *spanks butt* and follows her down the hall.

*Squeaks as the warmth spreads across my ass cheek from the smack.

Good. Love company, but just to let you know I like to make sure ALL the weapons are cleaned and well oiled before I hit the sack.

*grinning as my gaze dips and my eyebrow arches.

 

[BradBigBrain]

*Squeaks as the warmth spreads across my ass cheek from the smack.

Good. Love company, but just to let you know I like to make sure ALL the weapons are cleaned and well oiled before I hit the sack.

*grinning as my gaze dips and my eyebrow arches.

We are so on the same wave length. I like the way you think.

 

[Designing_Angel]

Aside from spankings, pesky undead, loofahs and 99.9% pure soap, and weapons that I cannot operate let alone pronounce, what did I miss?

Banana-blueberry muffins, anyone?

Forgot to tell you that we bagged a few pigs while we were out last night. Maybe someone can do up BBQ tonight.

Thanks for the muffins!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Forgot to tell you that we bagged a few pigs while we were out last night. Maybe someone can do up BBQ tonight.

Thanks for the muffins!

Cool. I make a killer BBQ sauce.

 

[Designing_Angel]

Cool. I make a killer BBQ sauce.

Nice. We got a sauce boss in the bunker!

 

[NeonKnickers]

Muffins, yes. But you will need weapons training. At least small arms.

*Brad kills himself with the FNG's*

A funny man, huh? At least there will be some entertainment down here.

Forgot to tell you that we bagged a few pigs while we were out last night. Maybe someone can do up BBQ tonight.

Thanks for the muffins!

You're welcome. As for the piggies, I'm sure there's another flesh cooker here. Sorry, I just can't do it. However, next time you're out, bring me a live one. Companionship never hurt, and they never complain about my singing. A pet piglet would be great.

Nice. We got a sauce boss in the bunker!

I ell oh elled. Well played.

 

[BradBigBrain]

A funny man, huh? At least there will be some entertainment down here.

You're welcome. As for the piggies, I'm sure there's another flesh cooker here. Sorry, I just can't do it. However, next time you're out, bring me a live one. Companionship never hurt, and they never complain about my singing. A pet piglet would be great.



I ell oh elled. Well played.

Yep...google "small arm inspection"....

 

[BradBigBrain]

Nice. We got a sauce boss in the bunker!

We sure do...in more ways than one. I hope you like gravy.