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Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens
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Don't mind me. I'm with security...just installing this camera to monitor the place. Make sure the bathroom is safe from attack. Carry on ladies.
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I kinda like the "human loofa", espacially when I am bent over retrieving the soap!
I am washing whatever needs to be cleaned...fronts, backs, sides, middles...
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Y'all go ahead and get wet. I'll be right in with the loofa and the Dove Body Wash. I'll get y'all cleaned right up.
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Well my mind is rather dirty. But I like it that way. And I have not heard any complaints from others about it. so please do not wash my mind clean.
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Oh no you don't. I need your help raiding the warehouse down the road tomorrow so don't stay up all night trying to place surveillance equipment just to watch the wimmens. We've got a lot of spaghetti sauce to gather, so go get your rest. You're driving the deuce and a half while Som walks point.
Sorry, I used to keep that trimmed better, but lately I haven't been keeping up with grabbing up all the razor blades I can find.
That's a good girl.
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Ooooohhhhh! Love the human loofa game, it makes lots of bubbles on my bewbies.
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Oh. OK, boss....seriously it was for surveillance. And entertainment. but I already got all the spaghetti sauce gathered.
And you know how much I love driving the deuce. Best.vehicle.evah
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Instead of watching, why not join us?
I'd love to....you know I would, but the boss wants me driving tonight. And as much as I love Bare Naked Ladies....that's almost as much as I love my deuce.
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Sorry, I used to keep that trimmed better, but lately I haven't been keeping up with grabbing up all the razor blades I can find.
That's a good girl.
The fuzzier it is, the better it cleans!
Why yes it does!!! And if you do it right, you get extra soap!!!
What I was thinking about cleaning, was a bit more bumpy!
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Well, I'm glad you like driving it. I like riding in the back since I modeled it after a Viet-Nam era gun truck, the Eve of Destruction. It's got pintle mounted fifty caliber M2's so that I can gun down anything threatening our forage missions. Ought to come in handy when the raiders come around and try to take what we have.
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Hmmmm, I recall seeing a few bumpy things, somewhere...
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We're going to need to fuel that thing. Take your gas mask; that bio diesel stinks like a mutha.
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Damn, now I have that "my lovely lady lumps" song in my head. Quick someone distract me before I spread it to everyone else.
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Gas masks huh. You keeping those around for practical reasons or you into that kink. :wink: lol
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[Austin Powers]"That's not my bag, Man..."[/Austin Powers]
We've got to wear them when working in the bio-diesel plant. That Solylent Green mixture of zombie bodies and Rumple Minz is quite putrid.
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Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time...
peanut butter was all I ate when I was preggers
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Yeah, I forgot to tell you my quals.
- Former Army intel NCO...tactical. And you may assume what that means.
- Sharpshooter on the M16 and Colt .45. Qualified with the M50. Just give me a weapon and I can fire it.
- I know all about electronics
- I can drive anything on the highway. Don't ask me to fly or pilot a boat, though.
- I'm packing some heat....and I got my Judge at my side I have a Glock 26 concealed someplace on my person
- I can rustle up some grub. And make it taste real good.
- I'm a lover and a fighter.
And ... I like boobies.
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ooops.....too late.
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps..........When my daughter was 21/2 it was her favorite song...
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Yeah, I forgot to tell you my quals.
- Former Army intel NCO...tactical. And you may assume what that means.
- Sharpshooter on the M16 and Colt .45. Qualified with the M50. Just give me a weapon and I can fire it.
- I know all about electronics
- I can drive anything on the highway. Don't ask me to fly or pilot a boat, though.
- I'm packing some heat....and I got my Judge at my side I have a Glock 26 concealed someplace on my person
- I can rustle up some grub. And make it taste real good.
- I'm a lover and a fighter.
And ... I like boobies.
*swooon* my hero
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No shit. But I'm used to that smell. Save the mask for when I really need it. Like when there's gas.
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Evil evil man. I think that's worse than the lumps song. Don't you have some lumps to wash. Maybe while Brad is hooking up the shower cam he can wire up an iPod with some Yes on it.Peanut butter jelly time, peanut butter jelly time...
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