Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

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Yeah, I forgot to tell you my quals.
- Former Army intel NCO...tactical. And you may assume what that means.
- Sharpshooter on the M16 and Colt .45. Qualified with the M50. Just give me a weapon and I can fire it.
- I know all about electronics
- I can drive anything on the highway. Don't ask me to fly or pilot a boat, though.
- I'm packing some heat....and I got my Judge at my side I have a Glock 26 concealed someplace on my person
- I can rustle up some grub. And make it taste real good.
- I'm a lover and a fighter. :D

And ... I like boobies.

Your last is a given. If you didn't, I might run you off.

A G26? I hope you've got at least one of the 33 round mags from a G18. If you don't, head to the armory and draw a few.

And since you've got some experience with electronics, can you rewire the DVD?? I want to show the ladies a movie tonight and it seems to be on the fritz.

Finally, I escaped from Michigan!

You're welcome here, Sunny!
 
Yeah, I forgot to tell you my quals.
- Former Army intel NCO...tactical. And you may assume what that means.
- Sharpshooter on the M16 and Colt .45. Qualified with the M50. Just give me a weapon and I can fire it.
- I know all about electronics
- I can drive anything on the highway. Don't ask me to fly or pilot a boat, though.
- I'm packing some heat....and I got my Judge at my side I have a Glock 26 concealed someplace on my person
- I can rustle up some grub. And make it taste real good.
- I'm a lover and a fighter. :D

And ... I like boobies.
I knew you was good peoples when I saw you earlier. I'll patrol with you any day. *blows a kiss*
 
Will you protect me from all the bad zombies?

That's why I'm here, sweetie.

Your last is a given. If you didn't, I might run you off.

A G26? I hope you've got at least one of the 33 round mags from a G18. If you don't, head to the armory and draw a few.

And since you've got some experience with electronics, can you rewire the DVD?? I want to show the ladies a movie tonight and it seems to be on the fritz.
Thanks. I've got a few, but the smaller mags load quicker. I got some of them, too.

Hell, yeah. I'll get on the before I head out.

I knew you was good peoples when I saw you earlier. I'll patrol with you any day. *blows a kiss*

Sure, lemme fix the DVD first. I'll have to grab some extra grub, I was expecting company. That'll be a pleasant surprise. *catches it*
 
*bangs furiously on the roof*

Hello.... Lemme in, you bastards... Theyre climbing the wall out here!
 
The one I said is your "ex" he's online and now he makes me REALLY laugh just seeing his name - bwahahahaha :eek::D
 
I think I'm getting prunie from being in the shower too long.
So now the big choice, air dry or get one of those uber soft towels I saw CG bring in..... I hate decisions.

Boys any ideas?
 
I think I'm getting prunie from being in the shower too long.
So know the big choice, air dry or get one of those uber soft towels I saw CG bring in..... I hate decisions.

Boys any ideas?

Here's a towel, sweetie...we gotta get going.
 
This thread makes me think of a dinner party I attended once.

"What can you bring to the compound?" was the topic of discussion.

If you have nothing to bring to the compound...you'd better go sign up for some craft classes or learn some mechanics.

:D
 
This thread makes me think of a dinner party I attended once.

"What can you bring to the compound?" was the topic of discussion.

If you have nothing to bring to the compound...you'd better go sign up for some craft classes or learn some mechanics.

:D

Doesn't look like there's a lot of the arts and crafts around here.

So, can you fix a deuce? Change tanks on a 10K generator? Monitor the intercept equipment?
 
*bangs furiously on the roof*

Hello.... Lemme in, you bastards... Theyre climbing the wall out here!

Come on in. You're safe here. Close and dog the hatch behind you.

The one I said is your "ex" he's online and now he makes me REALLY laugh just seeing his name - bwahahahaha :eek::D

:confused:

Oh sweetie, you know I'd NEVER laugh at you. ;)

You're sweet. I keep such large weaponry around because I'm trying to compensate. LOL

I think I'm getting prunie from being in the shower too long.
So now the big choice, air dry or get one of those uber soft towels I saw CG bring in..... I hate decisions.

Boys any ideas?

You, DA, are to go nekkie at all times.

They are fab. :D

Yes, yes they are.

This thread makes me think of a dinner party I attended once.

"What can you bring to the compound?" was the topic of discussion.

If you have nothing to bring to the compound...you'd better go sign up for some craft classes or learn some mechanics.

:D

Whatcha bringing to the party, Sweetheart?
 
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