RobDownSouth
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Change is inevitable.
The recent upsurge in sexual innuendo and the return of sex-themed banter to the General Board has brought with it the almost-predictable backlash from certain long-standing members of Literotica, who bemoan the lack of dark clouds and near-daily depressing self-pity parties here on the GB.
"Oh noe!" They typically wail. "The General Board is becoming....becoming....just like the Playground!" (emphasis added).
This thread is for them.
Please take a moment to nominate someone you feel best embodies the characteristics of a classic Literotica Bitter Old Coot™ (male) or Bitter Old Cunt™ (female).
Please use the following criteria for your nomination(s):
Nominate as many people as you like. Top five nominations in each category will vie for the prestigious title of 2012 Literotica GB Bitter Old Coot Of The Year / Bitter Old Cunt Of The Year!
Nominations will close on February 14th (Valentines Day) or 100 replies to this thread, whichever cums first.
The usual disclaimer: Judges decisions are final, and Karen Kraft and/or Cade Is Here alt nominations are cheerfully ignored.
The recent upsurge in sexual innuendo and the return of sex-themed banter to the General Board has brought with it the almost-predictable backlash from certain long-standing members of Literotica, who bemoan the lack of dark clouds and near-daily depressing self-pity parties here on the GB.
"Oh noe!" They typically wail. "The General Board is becoming....becoming....just like the Playground!" (emphasis added).
This thread is for them.
Please take a moment to nominate someone you feel best embodies the characteristics of a classic Literotica Bitter Old Coot™ (male) or Bitter Old Cunt™ (female).
Please use the following criteria for your nomination(s):
- Whining about derailing a thread
- Moping about long-departed members
- Lamenting the subject of topics on the first page
- Having an online hissy fit when nobody pays attention to them
- Baseless and reflexive flaming newcomers for no apparent reason
- Obsessive attention to spelling and/or grammar
Nominate as many people as you like. Top five nominations in each category will vie for the prestigious title of 2012 Literotica GB Bitter Old Coot Of The Year / Bitter Old Cunt Of The Year!
Nominations will close on February 14th (Valentines Day) or 100 replies to this thread, whichever cums first.
The usual disclaimer: Judges decisions are final, and Karen Kraft and/or Cade Is Here alt nominations are cheerfully ignored.
