Tattoos

assari

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I do not like tattoos because they are a fashion phenomenon.

I do not like people who have a tattoo.

In my view tattooed people are boring.
 
I do not like tattoos because they are a fashion phenomenon.

I do not like people who have a tattoo.

In my view tattooed people are boring.

Holy crap! Did you just feel that? I think the whole world just revolved around YOU!
 
Seatposts

My bike has one.

I like them as they attach my seat to my bike.

Its black.
 
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam-I-am.....

oh i thought this was a dr seuss thread , NM
 
I do not like tattoos because they are a fashion phenomenon.

I do not like people who have a tattoo.

In my view tattooed people are boring.

Ooooh...I've been dying to say this, and now feels right....
Ahem. You, sir, are an asshat. :p
 
Toos on chicks are disgusting.

The female form should be as nature intended.

I can't even watch them in a porn video.
 
People who have tattoos are boring. They have no imaginiation. They lead sad lives. They kick dogs. They cuss at their mothers. They urinate in public. They eat meat on Fridays. They don't recycle. They sleep in dirty sheets. They step in dogshit. They don't tip. They park in handicap spots.They have dirty fingernails. They suck baby's dicks. They eat dogfood. They own killer pitbulls. I could go on, but what's the point?

Fucking people with tattoos.
 
Defaced yourself with tattoos eh?

The lady doth protest too much.

I love my tats. They are small, cute and reflective of who I am. Having said that, I'm saving up the money for a weeping willow...small of my back right up to my neck and spanning my shoulders. And I am stoked.
 
I don't have any tattoos. As a teenager it was out of the question for me. I could get one now if I wanted, but the idea of something going into my skin frightens me (irrational, I know). I don't have any piercings, except for my ears, for the same reasons.

I think they can look great, though.
 
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