This is the most boring Forum that I have ever visited.

[MelissaRoberts]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

True. Actually we prefer Readers Digest articles about constipation relief.

BTW? Are you regular?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Geez, do you troll much?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Geez, do you troll much?

How bout you? Regular?

 

[3113]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

Excellent! Does this mean you won't be coming back? If so, we've accomplished exactly what we set out to do...

 

[TheeGoatPig]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c65/theegoatpig/eating_popcorn.gif

 

[beatrice_dreams]

True. Actually we prefer Readers Digest articles about constipation relief.

BTW? Are you regular?

Author or no, JBJ, your contribution in this case is to be applauded

 

[sr71plt]

Yeah, I thought it was a good response.

 

[TE999]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

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[Tio_Narratore]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.
Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

And thank you, MelissaRoberts, for continuing the tradition.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Check out the posting history, all five posts of it. Someone created a handle so as to have a hissy fit.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Author or no, JBJ, your contribution in this case is to be applauded

I'm reminded of Stella when she first came to LIT, back in school she qualified in psychology and proctology, and wanted to manage her own board here. So Laurel told Stella to come up with a name for the board and get back with her.

Stella's first offer to Laurel was, NUTS & BUTTS. Laurel replied, UH NO. Back to the drawing board went Stella.

In a while Stella returned with a 2nd contestant: WHATCHU GOT NOW, STELLA? Laurel wanted to know.

REARS AND QUEERS!

N-O SPELLS NO, said Laurel. Stella stomped off, pouting, and came back the following week. Laurel looked up from her monitor, WHAT NOW?

ODDS AND ENDS! Beamed Stella!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm reminded of Stella when she first came to LIT, back in school she qualified in psychology and proctology, and wanted to manage her own board here. So Laurel told Stella to come up with a name for the board and get back with her.

Stella's first offer to Laurel was, NUTS & BUTTS. Laurel replied, UH NO. Back to the drawing board went Stella.

In a while Stella returned with a 2nd contestant: WHATCHU GOT NOW, STELLA? Laurel wanted to know.

REARS AND QUEERS!

N-O SPELLS NO, said Laurel. Stella stomped off, pouting, and came back the following week. Laurel looked up from her monitor, WHAT NOW?

ODDS AND ENDS! Beamed Stella!

Do you know, jimmy, this might be the first bit of original writing I've ever read from you. All your own!

The childish misuse of grammar is... well. It must have been deliberate. Maybe you trying for sarcasm or some other humor effect?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I just hatched an idea for an Invisible Man story. Kewl! Chance favors the prepared mind.

 

[SamScribble]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

Yeah. Great, isn't it.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nobody has anything interesting to say and nobody is humorous.

Everybody is just sitting around in the waiting room reading magazines.

If it wasn't for you, National Geographic and TIME magazine would be out of business.

Present company included from what I can see.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Present company included from what I can see.

I suspect she's talking about you.

 

[lovecraft68]

I suspect she's talking about you.

Nope, just dried up old prunes like you. In reality little Missy would not be bored by me.

That is unless she finds being tied spread eagle between the bed posts and having the soles of her feet caned boring.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Gees! All this time I thought I was fun. I like sex. I wear stilettos. I wear a garter belt with stockings attached. I put on makeup and wear jewlery. I shave my armpits, legs, and pussy. I brush and floss my teeth. How much more fun does one person need?

 

[mynameisben]

Gees! All this time I thought I was fun. I like sex. I wear stilettos. I wear a garter belt with stockings attached. I put on makeup and wear jewlery. I shave my armpits, legs, and pussy. I brush and floss my teeth. How much more fun does one person need?

Ask me that over a candlelit dinner set up in your bedroom and I'll let you know.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Nope, just dried up old prunes like you. In reality little Missy would not be bored by me.

That is unless she finds being tied spread eagle between the bed posts and having the soles of her feet caned boring.

There's talk that youre a constant reminder to women to be sure and use their contraceptives. Hard to say if the comments were complimentary or not.

 

[lovecraft68]

There's talk that youre a constant reminder to women to be sure and use their contraceptives. Hard to say if the comments were complimentary or not.

Yeah well the ladies can be worry free with me Jimmy boy, got clipped after daughter number two, no reproducing here.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Ask me that over a candlelit dinner set up in your bedroom and I'll let you know.

You've been drooling over my profil pic, again, haven't you.

 

[mynameisben]

You've been drooling over my profil pic, again, haven't you.

I'm a sucker for symbolism.

 

[TE999]

You've been drooling over my profil pic, again, haven't you.

It sure gets me hot, but then again the beach always does. Surf's up!