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Well the big day is nearly here, of we all go on Saturday to visit the world capital of self pity..... Sean.. It should be a good day.

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country!
It could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

Hernandez, Hernandez where ever you may be,
You drink Tequila in your home country,
Could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Drinking Piss in yer Council House.

Name, Name wherever you may be,
You wank off in your home country,
Could be worse, you could be Scouse,
Fingering yer Gran in yer Council House.
 
You killed your own fans, you killed your own fans, one day in Sheffield, you killed your own fans!
 
We have a doctor now.. Dr Sir Alex Ferguson

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ar...-Rory-McIlroy-honoured-University-Ulster.html

so they can't kill anyone now!!!

They only kill their own. So it aint all bad.





"In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums"
 
They only kill their own. So it aint all bad.





"In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too fucking thick
In your Liverpool slums"


i'm back in verminland next month.. so i have prepared a crossword for 'em.

it includes the words -

Sheffield - place famous for steel making.

hilsborough - govt seat in northern ireland

dye - to colour

96 - four score plus the age of consent (cryptic)

dead - if a wire is not live it is ?

its early days yet but it should be fun.
 
i'm back in verminland next month.. so i have prepared a crossword for 'em.

it includes the words -

Sheffield - place famous for steel making.

hilsborough - govt seat in northern ireland

dye - to colour

96 - four score plus the age of consent (cryptic)

dead - if a wire is not live it is ?

its early days yet but it should be fun.

The Sun - the Earth's nearest star.
 
You are a scouser,
An ugly scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
You're mum's out thieving,
You're dads drug dealing,
So please dont take, my hubcaps, away.
 
The Scouser Family - (to the tune of 'The Adams Family')

Your father is your brother
Your sister is your mother
They're Fucking one another
The scouser Family.
 
"We won it 3 times We won it 3 times
Without killing anyone
We won It 3 Times"
 
on a roll here with the crossword,

Scouse - thick tasteles stew.
 
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