bedtime stories

[neci]

we love mr. pusskins. best kitteh evhar.

npr loves mr. pusskins
the audio link is great. listen to it. On Weekend Edition Saturday


mr. pusskins on youtube
they should probably be sued.



what are your favorite bedtime stories?









love,
the pesky cat gang

 

[neci]

no one with a bedtime story?!

 

[neci]

then they bent me over and raped me in the ass.

 

[JD_Cockefeller]

Go, Dog. Go! always did it for me.

 

[neci]

well, alt me up the ass.

 

[neci]

okay. another one.

little pig, little pig

 

[christy1989]

The Penguin who hated the cold!

 

[eyer]

The Penguin who hated the cold!

Ahhh...

...you bought a copy of Photoshop with the Fun House mirror effect.

Cool...

 

[christy1989]

Ahhh...

...you bought a copy of Photoshop with the Fun House mirror effect.

Cool...

LOL - does it look that bad? Actually it was taken with an IPhone, no Photoshop, but maybe I should use that to make it better?

 

[eyer]

LOL - does it look that bad? Actually it was taken with an IPhone, no Photoshop, but maybe I should use that to make it better?

Nah, nah...

...I was just funnin' with ya.

I'm sure all the married guys on here will literally suck 'em up...

...that is, until their wives walk-in on 'em stroking to the 'puter.

BTW: did your husband take the pic for you?

 

[christy1989]

Nah, nah...

...I was just funnin' with ya.

I'm sure all the married guys on here will literally suck 'em up...

...that is, until their wives walk-in on 'em stroking to the 'puter.

BTW: did your husband take the pic for you?

K...

LOL - I would be honored to be stroke material!
I was kind of proud that I finally figured out how to get an avatar on there, Lit has very strict pixel constraints!!
The Iphone has a camera in the front and back, and that shot was taken by me using the front camera, for some reason when the 'front' camera is used the HD doesn't work and the pics are more grainy looking.

 

[eyer]

K...

LOL - I would be honored to be stroke material!

I'm sure Vaseline feels the same way...

I was kind of proud that I finally figured out how to get an avatar on there...

You should be "proud"...

...as you can see by the sheer lack of avs on this board, very, very few actually ever figure out how to do it.

The Iphone has a camera in the front and back, and that shot was taken by me using the front camera, for some reason when the 'front' camera is used the HD doesn't work and the pics are more grainy looking.

Don't you go worrying about that "granny looking" thing...

...most of those honoring you will no doubt be old enough to make you feel young again.

If you remember not to bring up your husband and kids too often, and don't bring up their wives/boyfriends and kids up too often...

...smooth, slimy stroking should be had by all!

 

[christy1989]

Don't you go worrying about that "granny looking" thing...

Now I am offended!!! I said GRAINY...as in the pic quality is not good!
I know I know....I get it and it is funny! LMAO

 

[eyer]

Don't you go worrying about that "granny looking" thing...

Now I am offended!!! I said GRAINY...as in the pic quality is not good!
I know I know....I get it and it is funny! LMAO

Dang...

...I gotta so apologize:

I read "granny" probably 'cause I lost a retina in the war and it's made me cross-eyed with the other

...and staring at those hangers makes my corneas droop.

So...

...please forgive me, chesty1869?

(Your husband won't get pissed at me for eflirting with you, will he? 'Cause I'm not too fond of the thought of an ebullet to the back of my head just for being blinded by a boob...)

 

[firenzi]

Eyer. Stop being so creepy.

 

[eyer]

Eyer. Stop being so creepy.

Can't...

...btw: you're "attached", right?

Probably have an iPhone, too, huh?

Wanna help a guy's eye out?

 

[firenzi]

I'd be taking you backwards into A cup territory. Chances are good that your tits are bigger than mine.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I wonder what Mister Pusskins would have to say about this.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I was fond of: ‘The Wee Moose’ by Gina Bell-Zano. I liked it so much I never returned it to the library. I still have it.

I'd be taking you backwards into A cup territory. Chances are good that your tits are bigger than mine.

The joys of the A cup. I remember those days, I skipped the brassiere and went straight to the band-aid box.

 

[eyer]

I'd be taking you backwards into A cup territory. Chances are good that your tits are bigger than mine.

No...

...in that regard, I've never been much of a tit man.

 

[neci]

mr. pusskins would say, this is what happens when you play in the gutter.