Is this better?

[flat5ive]

I hate monkey balls.

 

[artemesia_g]

Whoaaaaa. Dude! Where have you been??? I haven't seen you in, like, forever.

 

[neci]

it's a virgin.

 

[evesdream]

There's no K in this one, though. That might be an issue.

 

[blunt_trauma]

that username reads 'flatfiveive'.

 

[neci]

that username reads 'flatfiveive'.

now that's a nice name, but it makes him sound like a busty redhead.

 

[pink]

perfect

 

[flat5ive]

Great. Now I've got to do another countdown.

 

[KRCummings]

Who the fuck are you? These noobs are just way out of control. I wish Sonny was around to help scare 'em off. I wonder if that Stack guy could help.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Oh fuck. Here we go.

 

[thør]

*sheesh*

 

[redheadedtxn]

Fuckn alt!

 

[LadyFairfax]

Did I miss a peanut?

 

[bg23]

Who the fuck are you? These noobs are just way out of control. I wish Sonny was around to help scare 'em off. I wonder if that Stack guy could help.

I heard he's got a .44.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hi Ken!
* Waves *

 

[Disgustipated]

I had a dream you and I were helping Honey fix the email device in her car on the street I grew up on in Eugene last night.

 

[Honey123]

I had a dream you and I were helping Honey fix the email device in her car on the street I grew up on in Eugene last night.

Me? Did any of us have sex?

 

[Queen_Vicki]

Yuck, I hate monkey balls too.

 

[islandman]

Me? Did any of us have sex?

Hang on a minute, you have some sort of email device in your car?

 

[Honey123]

Hang on a minute, you have some sort of email device in your car?

for this dream I do.

 

[islandman]

for this dream I do.

That's hot.

 

[Honey123]

That's hot.

and it's a convertible..the car, that is.

 

[islandman]

and it's a convertible..the car, that is.

Merde.

I had hoped you were showing off your headlights.

 

[Honey123]

Merde.

I had hoped you were showing off your headlights.

and here I thought you were a trunk man!

 

[islandman]

and here I thought you were a trunk man!

You know me, a stiff wind and.....