The Florida Jew Population

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Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.
 
Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.

Because it's the whole country in miniature?
 
northern transplants ready to retire.

Yes Florida is infested with us Canadians. We are so sneaky that we are trying to run a oil pipeline to there right now. No one noticed but we already implanted hockey teams in more than one city. :devil:

Does it make any sense to play ice hockey in Florida? Its a conspiracy.
 
The Florida Population

Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.

I fail to see why you say that just because much of Florida's population happens to be Jewish, you believe that Florida is doomed. Are you an anti-Semite?
 
Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.

Yes. If it were me I'd partition Florida along Interstate 4 and hand the South end over to the Jews, Haitians, Queers, and Cubans. I'd call it GAYLA.

North Florida is mostly Niggaz and librul perfessers, so make the counties along Interstate 10 a separate state and call it COONLANDIA.
 
Yes. If it were me I'd partition Florida along Interstate 4 and hand the South end over to the Jews, Haitians, Queers, and Cubans. I'd call it GAYLA.

North Florida is mostly Niggaz and librul perfessers, so make the counties along Interstate 10 a separate state and call it COONLANDIA.

Fuck off busybody you racist old white fuck! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.

What, because the northern half is so stupid?
 
He finally gave up on this alt not being a racist douche. I'll take credit for that. Another one goes pLoNk.

I expected to see at least three alts in here contributing. I was right about that, too. :cool:
 
Interesting stats, the northern part of Florida is populated by actual Southerners born and raised in the South, The southern section of Florida is populated by Jewish settlers and northern transplants ready to retire.

I see now why Florida screws up nearly every election in the US.

A real Australian wouldn't have capitalised "southerners" or used the expressions "raised," or "transplants" in that brief post.;)
 
A real Australian wouldn't have capitalised "southerners" or used the expressions "raised," or "transplants" in that brief post.;)

Define real Australian and real American please. My home is in Australia but I clearly stated long ago I travel the world with my job.

I'll make it easy for you, I drive a very big boat.
 
The Jewish population of Florida is 3.4%. Why would anyone think that was statistically significant?

On the other hand, the Muslim population of Florida is 0.1%, and this is where the 9/11 hijackers trained.

:cool:
 
Bump, as a PSA for anyone who thinks this is a reasonable individual.

I think the first paragraph is factually accurate. I would like to see the reasoning as to the point made in the last sentence. It could be reasonable or not, but there is no connection made between the two.

I would suggest that the reason Florida is competitive in most recent elections is because of the demographic and ideological differences between the diverse parts of the state. Is this good or bad? I would guess that is for the reader to decide, however, I would rather have it competitive than another "blue state" lock like my state. :mad:
 
I think the first paragraph is factually accurate. I would like to see the reasoning as to the point made in the last sentence. It could be reasonable or not, but there is no connection made between the two.

I would suggest that the reason Florida is competitive in most recent elections is because of the demographic and ideological differences between the diverse parts of the state. Is this good or bad? I would guess that is for the reader to decide, however, I would rather have it competitive than another "blue state" lock like my state. :mad:
You're taking the OP way too seriously. :)
 
The Jewish population of Florida is 3.4%. Why would anyone think that was statistically significant?

Actually, Jewish Americans vote in statistically higher percentages than other Americans. I would need to dig up the statistics on exactly how much higher, but lets assume its probably at least twice as high, so you're now talking about 7% of actual voters in Florida (at least, but in fact its probably even higher). In a tight swing state that is an important voting block.
 
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