Usual Suspects Attack Bambi

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/utah-school-board-says-cougar-mascot-too-offensive-to-women/

THE USUAL SUSPECTS (Democrats) REJECT BAMBI AND HIS FOREST FRIENDS AS SCHOOL MASCOTS.

 

[TE999]

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/utah-school-board-says-cougar-mascot-too-offensive-to-women/

THE USUAL SUSPECTS (Democrats) REJECT BAMBI AND HIS FOREST FRIENDS AS SCHOOL MASCOTS.

Mwhahahahaha! The principal and the school board have dirty minds. Some paragons of virtue they are. If they were so simon pure they wouldn't know that the name Cougar was anything but that of an animal.

WTF is the matter with a woman being a 'cougar' anyway. She wants to get laid, young dudes want to get laid, sounds like a good fit to me (pun intended).

Where the hell were all the cougars when I was sixteen? *sigh*

 

[Stella_Omega]

"The school board, which consists of six men and one woman, thought the Charger would be more appropriate, which was on the ballot but failed to appeal to students as the cougar had."
My first thought:
http://www.allpar.com/images/dodge-charger/hemicar.jpg
My second thought:
http://creditcardmatcher.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/creditcards.jpg

But I'm sure they mean this:
http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Trail-Painted-Ponies-SUPER-CHARGER-HORSE-Retired-/23/!BS0b35!BWk~$(KGrHgoOKiMEjlLmVzhzBKFG44w7Eg~~_35.JPG

 

[Loring2]

Mascot

http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2012/01/19/utah-school-board-says-cougar-mascot-too-offensive-to-women/

THE USUAL SUSPECTS (Democrats) REJECT BAMBI AND HIS FOREST FRIENDS AS SCHOOL MASCOTS.

I don't know that Bambi counts Ms or Mr Cougar among her closest friends but there is a very simple solution to the problem.

If I had or could find a photo of a cougar before it's weaned, I'd show you but those cougar kittens are house cat size. That would be a nice alternative for the poor politically correct lady.

Or they could use my cat, Beaux is his name but he's a predator too. That's bad, am I right JJ ? His usual breakfast is a sparrow or a robin mixed with an occasional squirrel, he eats more meat than I do.

Anyway I sincerely suggest that they get a photo of a sleeping cat, put the likeness on their helmets and proudly call thier teams "THE FIGHTING PUSSIES'.

 

[Spacefender]

These are the people in charge of educating kids. It's no wonder kids come out of the public school system dumber than a box of rocks.

I suppose the Corner Canyon High MILFs is totally out of the question for school team mascot.

 

[mynameisben]

This is clearly a case of moronism run amok. People are so damn scared of offending women, or blacks, or whites, or anyone who falls into any demographic other than who they are, they're jumping at shadows. The term 'cougar' might be offensive to women. My pus-oozing, shit streaked ass! I'll tell you what's offensive to women: idiots in charge of idiot policy. You know what's more offensive to women than the term 'cougar'? A scared little shit of a man who THINKS the term is offensive to women. A man who goes to preposterous extremes to protect women from offense, vocabulary, and life.

No matter what you do, or what you don't do, somebody is going to be offended. If they chose an artichoke as their school mascot, it's going to be offensive to women whose husbands were run over by an artichoke truck.

Did I offend any morons who read this post? Good. You've got it coming.

 

[estragon]

Offensive to women? What about the Crimson Tide?

 

[mynameisben]

Offensive to women? What about the Crimson Tide?

LOL !

 

[Safe_Bet]

This is clearly a case of moronism run amok. People are so damn scared of offending women, or blacks, or whites, or anyone who falls into any demographic other than who they are, they're jumping at shadows. The term 'cougar' might be offensive to women. My pus-oozing, shit streaked ass! I'll tell you what's offensive to women: idiots in charge of idiot policy. You know what's more offensive to women than the term 'cougar'? A scared little shit of a man who THINKS the term is offensive to women. A man who goes to preposterous extremes to protect women from offense, vocabulary, and life.

No matter what you do, or what you don't do, somebody is going to be offended. If they chose an artichoke as their school mascot, it's going to be offensive to women whose husbands were run over by an artichoke truck.

Did I offend any morons who read this post? Good. You've got it coming.

Nope. Sorry, DUDE! Men DO NOT get to decide what is offensive to women.

So you can just blow it out your racist, misogynistic, pus-oozing ass!

 

[Angellica1612]

This is clearly a case of moronism run amok. People are so damn scared of offending women, or blacks, or whites, or anyone who falls into any demographic other than who they are, they're jumping at shadows. The term 'cougar' might be offensive to women. My pus-oozing, shit streaked ass! I'll tell you what's offensive to women: idiots in charge of idiot policy. You know what's more offensive to women than the term 'cougar'? A scared little shit of a man who THINKS the term is offensive to women. A man who goes to preposterous extremes to protect women from offense, vocabulary, and life.

No matter what you do, or what you don't do, somebody is going to be offended. If they chose an artichoke as their school mascot, it's going to be offensive to women whose husbands were run over by an artichoke truck.

Did I offend any morons who read this post? Good. You've got it coming.

Lol! You crack me up, Ben. So many morons, so little time...

 

[sr71plt]

I think the students created this controversy knowingly, impishly, and are having ball with it.

 

[Spacefender]

Nope. Sorry, DUDE! Men DO NOT get to decide what is offensive to women.

So you can just blow it out your racist, misogynistic, pus-oozing ass!

Oh look, it crawled back out of the sewer.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Offensive to women? What about the Crimson Tide?

OMG!!

 

[TE999]

Offensive to women? What about the Crimson Tide?

Dingdingding! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!