Is She a Nudist?

[FloridaSmoothie]

My neighbor is into tanning. Her house backs up to a nature preserve which is not easily accessible. Her and her husband put in shrubs on both sides of their backyard to shield their pool from their neighbors. Does she just want privacy when using the pool and tanning, or is she into being nude back there? What do you think?

 

[LindsayRae]

Go ask her.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Go ask her.

Thought of that. But don't want to be known as the neighborhood perv. With all the other bad things they think about me, don't need one more.

Thanks for the suggestion, though.

 

[LindsayRae]

With all the other bad things they think about me, don't need one more.

Yikes.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Yikes.

I know. Respecting the community rules can make one the bad guy. You should see the lawn next door! (If you can call that a lawn.)

 

[PhilGarlic]

go on

go on ask, I bet she is rubbing her nubbing thinking you will call round and fuck the living daylights out of her

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

go on ask, I bet she is rubbing her nubbing thinking you will call round and fuck the living daylights out of her

Well, wife and I was wondering why the UPS truck would often park in their driveway for 15-20 minutes.

 

[PhilGarlic]

Well, wife and I was wondering why the UPS truck would often park in their driveway for 15-20 minutes.

15 - 20 mins, thats just warm up time !!!!

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

15 - 20 mins, thats just warm up time !!!!

I believe UPS drivers are timed for each task.

 

[PhilGarlic]

I believe UPS drivers are timed for each task.

LOL, can only hope for overtime

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

LOL, can only hope for overtime

Well, good customer service is the bedrock of all great businesses.

 

[LindsayRae]

I know. Respecting the community rules can make one the bad guy. You should see the lawn next door! (If you can call that a lawn.)

Ohhhhh. You're a "goodie two shoes BAD GUY" like I am here at Lit. Got'cha.

 

[LindsayRae]

I believe UPS drivers are timed for each task.

Including sex!

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Ohhhhh. You're a "goodie two shoes BAD GUY" like I am here at Lit. Got'cha.

Well, since I am on Lit, maybe I am the neighborhood perv!

 

[LindsayRae]

I was refering to your comment of "respecting the community rules has made you the bad guy"... And people bitch at me, hate me, call me a bitch, etc, for respecting Literotica's rules.

 

[HeyAll]

She problably wants to tan but not have any tan lines.

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

She problably wants to tan but not have any tan lines.

Why would not having any tan lines matter if you are not a nudist?

 

[creamofthecrawp]

aesthetic preferences?

personally i think tan lines can be quite enticing on a woman

 

[Boundlife]

Why would not having any tan lines matter if you are not a nudist?

Different tops show different skin...I think you need to get out more if you're timing UPS guys...

 

[FloridaSmoothie]

Are we now getting into the definition of a nudist?