Ask Me Anything

[BradBigBrain]

It's always below the belt,
It's the only thing I know that bleeds copiously and lives.

Yummmy to kiss

Is it true Virgin are offering shags in space

I believe they are offering trips to space. Whether you get shagged or not when you get there is entirely up to you. It's kinda like LIT in that aspect.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

You tell me.

http://www.webcaz.com/winghouse/images/big_chick.jpg

That is a very sexy cock there.

 

[Tiarra]

That is a very sexy cock there.

OMG!

That looks just like cowslingers cock!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

OMG!

That looks just like cowslingers cock!

Well then Slinger has a very sexy cock.

 

[BradBigBrain]

OMG!

That looks just like cowslingers cock!

Have you noticed that we're on almost always at the same time? Can you consider that perhaps Slinger is my evil twin?

 

[BradBigBrain]

That is a very sexy cock there.

Well then Slinger has a very sexy cock.

Thanks!

Yes, I do. I mean...yes, he does.

 

[Tiarra]

Have you noticed that we're on almost always at the same time? Can you consider that perhaps Slinger is my evil twin?

Well, clearly Your cocks are evil twins!

 

[kendra1980]

Do you think most men know the anatomy of the clitoris, or do you think they just know about the bit they can see? Could you please educate them for we girls?

 

[Aquagal]

Whose cock is this?

http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb434/Violetmouseful/blackcock.jpg

 

[Tiarra]

Who's cock is this?

http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb434/Violetmouseful/blackcock.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

That's on Giant Black Cock!

 

[BradBigBrain]

Well, clearly Your cocks are evil twins!

Truly.

Do you think most men know the anatomy of the clitoris, or do you think they just know about the bit they can see? Could you please educate them for we girls?

Oh fuck no. We've got no clue. And every single one of them (it seems) is differently hidden. Most men are not very good working under the hood, so to speak.

So, we just fiddle about until we hear the magic words, "right there." If we don't hear them after a bit, we just move on and keep fiddling. If by some miracle we find it and get a response we make a mental note of it.

To us it's like playing sports. If at first you don't succeed try try again. And reminder...the most successful QBs complete about 60% of their passes. Basketball players shoot about 50% from the field. The most successful hitters in baseball are successful 30% of the time.

We believe that if we're somewhere between 30% and 60% finding that little bugger we're in the sex hall of fame.

 

[kendra1980]

Truly.



Oh fuck no. We've got no clue. And every single one of them (it seems) is differently hidden. Most men are not very good working under the hood, so to speak.

So, we just fiddle about until we hear the magic words, "right there." If we don't hear them after a bit, we just move on and keep fiddling. If by some miracle we find it and get a response we make a mental note of it.

To us it's like playing sports. If at first you don't succeed try try again. And reminder...the most successful QBs complete about 60% of their passes. Basketball players shoot about 50% from the field. The most successful hitters in baseball are successful 30% of the time.

We believe that if we're somewhere between 30% and 60% finding that little bugger we're in the sex hall of fame.

So you think they don't know about the glans, the shaft, or any of the internal workings of the thing...It is a lot bigger than you think.

http://www.3dvulva.com/diagrams/diagram-clitoris-02-10.jpg

See those long legs that come down from the glans...can you tell us about those?

 

[BradBigBrain]

Whose cock is this?

http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb434/Violetmouseful/blackcock.jpg

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

That's on Giant Black Cock!

That just may be Magic Johnson.

So you think they don't know about the glans, the shaft, or any of the internal workings of the thing...It is a lot bigger than you think.

http://www.3dvulva.com/diagrams/diagram-clitoris-02-10.jpg

See those long legs that come down from the glans...can you tell us about those?

The clitoral crura are an internal portion of the clitoris. A single one is called a clitoral crus. They are shaped like an inverted "V" with the vertex of the "V" connecting to the clitoral body. They are near the vestibular bulbs, also known as the clitoral bulbs.

They are to the left and right of the urethra, urethral sponge, and vagina and extend back toward the pubic bone.

The clitoral crura contain muscles called the ischiocavernosi.

"Crus" basically translates as "leg", thus "crura" as "legs".

Each clitoral crus connects to the rami of the pubis and the ischium. The crura, like the rest of the clitoris, are composed of two corpus cavernosa muscles, which are made up of erectile tissue.

And we are still without a clue.

 

[kendra1980]

That just may be Magic Johnson.



The clitoral crura are an internal portion of the clitoris. A single one is called a clitoral crus. They are shaped like an inverted "V" with the vertex of the "V" connecting to the clitoral body. They are near the vestibular bulbs, also known as the clitoral bulbs.

They are to the left and right of the urethra, urethral sponge, and vagina and extend back toward the pubic bone.

The clitoral crura contain muscles called the ischiocavernosi.

"Crus" basically translates as "leg", thus "crura" as "legs".

Each clitoral crus connects to the rami of the pubis and the ischium. The crura, like the rest of the clitoris, are composed of two corpus cavernosa muscles, which are made up of erectile tissue.

And we are still without a clue.

LOL...well, I'll just say that in some of us gals, some external stimulation of those long leg looking things does all kinds of good stuff to us. *nods*

 

[BradBigBrain]

LOL...well, I'll just say that in some of us gals, some external stimulation of those long leg looking things does all kinds of good stuff to us. *nods*

And that's nice to know.

 

[littlelovedove]

When the heck are you coming up north to visit.............the BarBell Man?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Why am I watching the Bachelor again?

 

[BradBigBrain]

When the heck are you coming up north to visit.............the BarBell Man?

Maybe in May.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Why am I watching the Bachelor again?

Because you're hot for the inane?

 

[Chaingun]

This thread is funny.

 

[handsfree6969]

Mr. BigBrain,

Over the past few years I came to the understanding that I don't understand women.....a major intellectual breakthrough. Is there any higher plane of understanding or is this it for me?

Signed
Perpetually Confused

 

[BradBigBrain]

This thread is funny.

Thanks.

Mr. BigBrain,

Over the past few years I came to the understanding that I don't understand women.....a major intellectual breakthrough. Is there any higher plane of understanding or is this it for me?

Signed
Perpetually Confused

There is no higher plane of understanding. Men come out of the womb perpetually confused. And they leave this plane of existence in the same fashion.

The nine step program uses the Serenity Prayer - God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

Ya just got to accept, my brother. That's courage and wisdom.

 

[porcelainheart]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[BradBigBrain]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

From the straight dope website: Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Because you're hot for the inane?

Just remember EVERYTHING that goes wrong......BLAME SHAWNTEL.