Bitch stole my doobage

[LadyFunkenstein]

Housekeeper at my hotel. Can you believe that shit?

Funny thing is, I bet the housekeeper didn't think I'd say anything... bitch was wrong. I am at war in my hotel. I have raised a fucking stink and will have her job by tomorrow. She fucked up in too many ways... the trail is hot and will lead back to her.

 

[Sean]

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

Housekeeper at my hotel. Can you believe that shit?

Funny thing is, I bet the housekeeper didn't think I'd say anything... bitch was wrong. I am at war in my hotel. I have raised a fucking stink and will have her job by tomorrow. She fucked up in too many ways... the trail is hot and will lead back to her.

This reminds me of a guy who was burglarized and listed his dope as a missing item. They arrested him for possession.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Bitch will be fired by tomorrow, and I am not fucking playing games here!

What's up, trouble?

 

[Sean]

Bitch will be fired by tomorrow, and I am not fucking playing games here!

What's up, trouble?

Your timing's shit. I'm going to bed.

 

[Soulen]

you should thank her for not calling the cops on your dumb ass. why would you leave your drugs laying around for the maid to find in the first place?

 

[Peregrinator]

Don't tip her.

 

[SailorJerry]

Don't tip her.

she's probably too stoned to care (the maid, that is). 8P

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

The weird thing is, she emptied my closet and shoved all of my clothes, clean and dirty, back into my suitcase.

Furthermore, she smoked in my room during the day while cleaning up. People supposedly complained, and two supervisors came up to inspect. They smelled it big time and asked her, "Why didn't you report this marijuana smell?" Her answer was, "What smell?"

But there is a problem with playing dumb and acting like it was me:

I arrived a few days earlier, and on my first night I met some dude and had been staying in his place every night, getting banged in the ass (which is more important than smoke). Checking out my lock will reveal I wasn't here to smoke anything in the first place... as I pointed out to the general manager... and I am a gold member.... hotel whore, road warrior...

Bye bye bitch.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Don't tip her.

No, I want her fired, or I want my money back.

 

[Peregrinator]

No, I want her fired, or I want my money back.

Cuz I was serious and all. Are you high right now?

 

[warrior queen]

Housekeeper at my hotel. Can you believe that shit?

Funny thing is, I bet the housekeeper didn't think I'd say anything... bitch was wrong. I am at war in my hotel. I have raised a fucking stink and will have her job by tomorrow. She fucked up in too many ways... the trail is hot and will lead back to her.

Hah. A friend of hours was burgled, and his drug money (rolled up in a shoe in the closet) was also stolen.
He reported it to the cops, and got victim compensation for all the goods that were taken AND got cash to replace the drug money!
Beurocracy in motion.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

Have her bang you in the ass with a strap-on and you're Even Steven.

 

[patient1]

Aren't you going to ask for laundry service on account of their maid being high on the job and mixing your clean clothes with your dirty ones?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Aren't you going to ask for laundry service on account of their maid being high on the job and mixing your clean clothes with your dirty ones?

Good point, and yes they have already agree to pay for laundry service. That was one of my points with management this morning.

 

[Peregrinator]

Have her bang you in the ass with a strap-on and you're Even Steven.

You forgot to mention pictures.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Cuz I was serious and all. Are you high right now?

How the fuck could I possibly be high when my doobage was stolt and I am a thousand miles from home???

If I had any, I wouldn't be posting. My rediscovery of weed coincides with my major slow down of posting at Lit!!

 

[Peregrinator]

How the fuck could I possibly be high when my doobage was stolt and I am a thousand miles from home???

If I had any, I wouldn't be posting. My rediscovery of weed coincides with my major slow down of posting at Lit!!

You mean no one taught you how to score in a strange city? Where are you?

I didn't realize that high Funk = No Lit Funk. I'm gonna start hiring maids to steal your herb.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Hah. A friend of hours was burgled, and his drug money (rolled up in a shoe in the closet) was also stolen.
He reported it to the cops, and got victim compensation for all the goods that were taken AND got cash to replace the drug money!
Beurocracy in motion.

No way they could know it's drug money.

Just as no way anyone knows the bitch was smoking my very own (and very expensive) tree in my own room.

I say kudos to him for nutting up and getting what's his back.. that's what I am doing.

 

[pinkstarfish]

Housekeeper at my hotel. Can you believe that shit?

Funny thing is, I bet the housekeeper didn't think I'd say anything... bitch was wrong. I am at war in my hotel. I have raised a fucking stink and will have her job by tomorrow. She fucked up in too many ways... the trail is hot and will lead back to her.

you get her.

 

[pinkstarfish]

Y
I didn't realize that high Funk = No Lit Funk. I'm gonna start hiring maids to steal your herb.

no!!! you're my hook-up, dude!

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

You mean no one taught you how to score in a strange city? Where are you?

I didn't realize that high Funk = No Lit Funk. I'm gonna start hiring maids to steal your herb.

I am here on business, I am not about to go wandering the streets in search of smoke. Fuck no. I have to work at 8 am tomorrow.

Yeah, when I am stoned I have no interest in LIt. That's why I've not been here for a couple of years. and why I am here now.

And now I am almost out of wine.

 

[pinkstarfish]

I am here on business, I am not about to go wandering the streets in search of smoke. Fuck no. I have to work at 8 am tomorrow.

Yeah, when I am stoned I have no interest in LIt. That's why I've not been here for a couple of years. and why I am here now.

And now I am almost out of wine.

ditto to all of that but i do have weed right now although rarely post.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

you get her.

Oh I will! Bitch gonna get fired, I will take this to the top!

She also took my vibrator out of my nightstand and put it back in my suitcase. Shit like this is why she's busted. And YES I told the general manager about moving my vibrator.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I am here on business, I am not about to go wandering the streets in search of smoke. Fuck no. I have to work at 8 am tomorrow.

Yeah, when I am stoned I have no interest in LIt. That's why I've not been here for a couple of years. and why I am here now.

And now I am almost out of wine.

What city? NY can't be the only one on earth where the dealers make housecalls...