Well, here's something some of you might find interesting.

I've met probably thirty or forty people from Lit irl over the years. I guess I could have made them all up. The pics are hard to fake, though. Hiring an actress who looks just like SheRem or Glo, for example. There just aren't that many gorgeous women out there for hire...


I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
I've heard that you are not trustworthy with personal information.
 
You GB people and your crazy-ass alt conspiracy theories.....

If you fuckers all meet up at the same place and introduce yourselves to each other, you people STILL won't believe that others are whom they claim to be.

Your only option left is fuckin' DNA.

Literotica? Party of two?
 
I did not even know I was a white guy until I showed up at the gym to get my ass kicked.
 
I wanna know!
Ask VatAss who he is. I've only said a few people he isn't.
You have probably ended our truce but I will say it anyways.

The handle he uses is from an old comic book series from the 30's or 40's.

It's not his real name, the Candle one, that is.
Yeah, this.
I fucked Nipples. He kept calling me "Ken."
I'd make you a pot of tea and show you the roses.
I'd hold your hand for a walk in the desert.
You trusted a Lawyer. Okay I take back every good thought I had about you.
Hah! I only trusted him to be a lawyer.
You want us to top Boy Scouts? That's illegal and perverse faggery, right there.
Perg, didn't you at one point also vouch for thirty's China schtick?

I don't know if VA is Ken or not, but it's fun to poke him with a stick. Why does he get so defensive, if he's not?

thirty has sent me emails describing his life in China, pictures of his family, invited me to stay with him when I was planning an expedition there. He could be a construct, but if so it's an elaborate and pointless one.

He's generally a sort of angry guy, it seems. Or at least he plays one on the intertubes. I have no idea why people act like that.
 
I'm not trying to hurt your feelings.
I've heard that you are not trustworthy with personal information.

I am imperfect. It's a fair cop.

This is one of those things...keep a million secrets, tell one and guess what?

You fuck one sheep and...

I'd enjoy hearing what you heard and from whom, but of course that will never happen. Such is the nature of rumors. One can never confront them directly.
 
St. Pete at the gym?

I call bullshit.

Actually, he is capable of walking and moving his body in a normal fashion.
His taste in food... is questionable.
But he doesn't drool or speak with food in his mouth.
 
Exactly....I've come to the conclusion that there are maybe 5 of you fuckers, and all of your multiple personalities have multiple personalities.

Shit.

The last Lit together I attended was held at a dog fight. There was one guy(I won't reveal the user name) who was cheering as loud as he could. I asked him which dog was his. He said, "I don't have a dog in this fight. I just love dogs."
 
The last Lit together I attended was held at a dog fight. There was one guy(I won't reveal the user name) who was cheering as loud as he could. I asked him which dog was his. He said, "I don't have a dog in this fight. I just love dogs."

Nice parable
 
The last Lit together I attended was held at a dog fight. There was one guy(I won't reveal the user name) who was cheering as loud as he could. I asked him which dog was his. He said, "I don't have a dog in this fight. I just love dogs."

Michael Vick is a Litster?


Is that Bad Doggie??
 
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