Christ Almighticles.

[Byron In Exile]

This KK stuff is like a scene at Disneyland where someone rips the head off Mickey Mouse and yells, "See?!? It was Joe Blow the whole time!!"

I really don't care who the people in the suits are.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I don't either, but Laurel paid me good money get your fucking Survivor threads off the first page.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

The Thing from John Carpenter's science fiction horror film came back to life and invaded the GB! Yikes!

 

[Sinny]

I was trying my best to mix up the front page by bumping the TV threads. Maybe we should just bump a bunch of porn threads. Fingerfucking will save us all.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't either, but Laurel paid me good money get your fucking Survivor threads off the first page.

Suddenly the whole picture becomes clear.

Laurel and I need to have a talk.

 

[naughtycakes]

I can see why some people might be annoyed about the whole KK saga, but come-tha-fuck-on, this shit is noteworthy!

That this fat, bald turd was able to keep up this facade for 10 years merits discussion for at least a few days after he was finally conclusively outed.

 

[thør]

Fingerfucking will save us all.

Sig-worthy

 

[Kruge]

I was trying my best to mix up the front page by bumping the TV threads. Maybe we should just bump a bunch of porn threads. Fingerfucking will save us all.

Finally...the voice of reason

+1 Vote

 

[Byron In Exile]

Just off the phone with Laurel.

I'm not allowed to discuss any financial arrangements between her and Sonny, which may or may not exist.

Regarding the Survivor threads, I am allowed to say that she officially doesn't "give a flying damn."

So we're good to go!

 

[semen4her]

Finally...the voice of reason

+1 Vote

Shut up, skylar.

 

[neci]

Shut up, skylar.

i need your balls. are you playing or not?

 

[Byron In Exile]

I was trying my best to mix up the front page by bumping the TV threads. Maybe we should just bump a bunch of porn threads. Fingerfucking will save us all.

Without people like you, this would totally be like a desert in Kenya.

Which... maybe we are in.

 

[islandman]

Someone should really start a 'post your bits' thread.

That'll get the natives going.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Someone should really start a 'post your bits' thread.

That'll get the natives going.

Sir, this is not AmPics.

Any revealed bits will be blurred out on screen.

CBS is a family network.

 

[garbage can]

I was trying my best to mix up the front page by bumping the TV threads. Maybe we should just bump a bunch of porn threads. Fingerfucking will save us all.

Fingerfucking is a onesided event........

 

[Byron In Exile]

i need your balls. are you playing or not?

Nipples will probably be munching on bananas until the votes come around.

And then, like most monks, he'll scramble down from his tree, vote, and then climb back up into it.

But then...

In Survivor: Amazon! there was a monkey hanging around the camp that everyone thought was cute as a bug's ear. They named him "Magilla." He was mostly just checking out who the hell they were, what they were about and what they were doing invading his space.

But then, one time they were all at tribal council, they came back to find out that Magilla had totally raided their camp — took their fish, their rice... and it's... "oh, did you not know that this is one of the smartest animals on the planet?? Obviously smarter than you guys..."

I lol'd...

 

[evesdream]

Sir, this is not AmPics.

Any revealed bits will be blurred out on screen.

CBS is a family network.

Someone please tell Byron his glasses are smudged.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Someone please tell Byron his glasses are smudged.

CBS says my glasses are fine.

 

[islandman]

Get over yourself. It hasn't been the Tiffany network in 10 years.

 

[evesdream]

CBS says my glasses are fine.

Network prop meant to heighten drama. Sorry to break it to you.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Network prop meant to heighten drama. Sorry to break it to you.

Way to propel the thread into a snore-fest.

Couldn't you have managed to be... at least as boring as Islandman?

He's pretty damn boring.

Hard to beat, but you did it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Get over yourself. It hasn't been the Tiffany network in 10 years.

Oh, wait!

We have a contender!!

 

[islandman]

Welcome aboard, eve!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Welcome aboard, eve!

She's not in the game.

 

[evesdream]

Get Mickey Mouse back in here. Pronto.