30% off on a fleshlight

[Baron1618]

I went with a friend for a gag birthday gift to another friend and bought a fleshlight on a dare. It was 30% off! Seemed almost silly not to have bought it... Anyway, so I have this thing and I'm terribly curious.. I touched it with my foingers ( so far) and it has an incredible texture!

 

[LindsayRae]

foingers? Any reason you're telling us how much the discount was? Forget your link for your spam?

 

[Baron1618]

fingers!

Spam? No. I'm not a spamster. Rather, a failed attempt at humor. I love a good laugh. Things can't be serious balls and group sex ALL the time. The other was my typing too fast and not looking before submitting. Has anyone any experience with a fleshlight? I've broken mine in already and, it was great!

 

[klippert]

yes..yes and yes

I have one....since last sping...used it straight away...without question, it is the closetest to the real thing. I have the anal sleeve....the tightest one with the most ribs...I have been all round the room to find the best place too fuck it. where I dont have too hold it....

If your in a mostly sexless marriage....and not in the mood to Kat around...this is a great mistress....hehe

 

[ChinaBandit]

I have one....since last sping...used it straight away...without question, it is the closetest to the real thing. I have the anal sleeve....the tightest one with the most ribs...I have been all round the room to find the best place too fuck it. where I dont have too hold it....

If your in a mostly sexless marriage....and not in the mood to Kat around...this is a great mistress....hehe

"a mostly sexless marriage", how fucking horrible.

There is a reason divorce is so expensive. It's WORTH IT!

 

[RAddams]

"I'm terribly curious.. I touched it with my foingers "

WTF, just lube your johnson up and shove it in there.

 

[LindsayRae]

If your in a mostly sexless marriage....and not in the mood to Kat around...this is a great mistress....hehe

That's amazing, considering how much you praised her. I figured your private life would have been wonderful.

 

[RAddams]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/finally-my-fleshlight-is-on-its-way.jpg

 

[Baron1618]

lol

Johnson. . Never goes out of style.