This morn' in Iowa

[1fromawoodpile]

Like all the farmer folk, I got up and went to the outhouse to take a hefty Romney. I filled the hole with heaps of Paul before using the Sears book to wipe my Perry. Folks have to be careful in the dark not to get any Gingrich on your hands. It stunk like Bachman in there but at least I could be alone to pull my Santorum.

You all have a nice day. We'll be planting corn in bout 3 months time

 

[GracefullyYours]

Whose alt are you again? I keep meaning to make a spreadsheet, but....

 

[1fromawoodpile]

...and of course I thank the Good Lord for bringing the retarded rapist, who be the father of our daughter's child, into our lives. We sure think it's a good idea to raise the young'en, even if something about him don't seem quite right. Praise God!

 

[poppy1963mcgee]

Like all the farmer folk, I got up and went to the outhouse to take a hefty Romney. I filled the hole with heaps of Paul before using the Sears book to wipe my Perry. Folks have to be careful in the dark not to get any Gingrich on your hands. It stunk like Bachman in there but at least I could be alone to pull my Santorum.

You all have a nice day. We'll be planting corn in bout 3 months time

You have a shitty sense of humor.

 

[poppy1963mcgee]

Like all the farmer folk, I got up and went to the outhouse to take a hefty Romney. I filled the hole with heaps of Paul before using the Sears book to wipe my Perry. Folks have to be careful in the dark not to get any Gingrich on your hands. It stunk like Bachman in there but at least I could be alone to pull my Santorum.

You all have a nice day. We'll be planting corn in bout 3 months time

You have a shitty sense of humor, Jethro.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

What I have are well rested nights, unlike every member of the RNC.

They are restless each and every night over an obviously shitty Republican field.

Wait...There's Huntsman in NH yet to trot out. How fucking great is that...