I woke up with my clothes inside out

The morning 'walk of shame' with clothing inside out isn't as bad as doing it in a halloween costume or santa suit. Glad you had fun. You remember that right?
 
I'm on the fence about which is more interesting....waking up naked or waking up as you described.

I dunno, could be one of those logical fallacies. I wake up with some of my clothes inside out every day. They're on the floor where I dropped them before getting into bed.
 
I dunno, could be one of those logical fallacies. I wake up with some of my clothes inside out every day. They're on the floor where I dropped them before getting into bed.

Touche. Which, then, is more interesting: waking up naked, or waking up with your clothes wrong-side-out back on your body with no memory of putting them back on and working under the assumption that they were right-side-out when you put them on?
 
I woke up with a naked woman crawling in bed with me! WoooHooo! Too bad it was my own wife. Coulda been really interesting if it had been someone else's wife...

And congrats Johnny. We all want that to happen once in a while.
 
I woke up with a naked woman crawling in bed with me! WoooHooo! Too bad it was my own wife. Coulda been really interesting if it had been someone else's wife...

And congrats Johnny. We all want that to happen once in a while.

Oh wrench. I was reading wench. That makes more sense.
 
Touche. Which, then, is more interesting: waking up naked, or waking up with your clothes wrong-side-out back on your body with no memory of putting them back on and working under the assumption that they were right-side-out when you put them on?

It's always more interesting to wake up naked.

It would be confusing to wake up with clothes on, regardless of which side was facing out. Not that it would matter, because who would see? Isn't likely I'd be going out and about in clothes I slept in.

Maybe if I'd fallen asleep somewhere in public, maybe an airport with all flights cancelled due to weather. And then woke up with my clothes reversed. I think that would go beyond "interesting", past absurd and approaching bizarre.
 
It's always more interesting to wake up naked.

It would be confusing to wake up with clothes on, regardless of which side was facing out. Not that it would matter, because who would see? Isn't likely I'd be going out and about in clothes I slept in.

Maybe if I'd fallen asleep somewhere in public, maybe an airport with all flights cancelled due to weather. And then woke up with my clothes reversed. I think that would go beyond "interesting", past absurd and approaching bizarre.

Point taken....however....

If I were to wake up with my clothes on wrong-side-out (assuming all of my previously stated conditions), that means that at some point I WAS naked and at some point I - or someone else - redressed my possibly-unconscious body.

But I agree. The great unknown reversal-of-clothes phenomenon would be exponentially more strange were a public place involved. Or even a hotel.
 
Point taken....however....

If I were to wake up with my clothes on wrong-side-out (assuming all of my previously stated conditions), that means that at some point I WAS naked and at some point I - or someone else - redressed my possibly-unconscious body.

But I agree. The great unknown reversal-of-clothes phenomenon would be exponentially more strange were a public place involved. Or even a hotel.

Ah...

Yes, I see now. If you—or someone else—redressed your possibly-unconscious body, I guess there would be a 50-50 chance that the clothes you were redressed into would be inside out (depending upon if you righted them when they were initially removed). Though I can't imagine anyone involuntarily dressing your voluntarily nude body [/random flirt], unless perhaps there was need of imminent exit from the location (a fire say), in which case you wouldn't give a fuck if your clothes were on wrong.
 
Ah...

Yes, I see now. If you—or someone else—redressed your possibly-unconscious body, I guess there would be a 50-50 chance that the clothes you were redressed into would be inside out (depending upon if you righted them when they were initially removed). Though I can't imagine anyone involuntarily dressing your voluntarily nude body [/random flirt], unless perhaps there was need of imminent exit from the location (a fire say), in which case you wouldn't give a fuck if your clothes were on wrong.

Hmm. Maybe I got cold? Either way, I'd hate to have missed a good - or at least interesting - time.
 
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