With a mischievious grin...

[whome1952]

Hmmm...I like where you're going with that. I'm not sure I can see the pose clearly though...help me to understand and I'll see if I can create it.

Standing, red corset, red garter beld, stockings (heels optional but prefered ) and wings. close to a wall (Plain color to allow for background post work), face turned to side (so hair covers features - I know you prefer not to show your face ) left leg bent at the knee with the foot pressed agains the wall.

Arms can be either straight up so your face is obscured further by your arm, or a V shape.

But like I said a lot of work.

Hope this clarifies things.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Looks fake to me. No one has that good of handwriting. I will still stare at your pictures faker but I know who you truly are. I have seen that movie Catfish. I know how this works.

First you will lure me in with your pics. Then you will spark my mind with your wit and personality. Then you will want cyber sex and then phone sex. I know how you women operate.

You will tell me you love me. Share your inner most feelings. I will ask to me up numerous times in which you will have excuse after excuse. I will politely shrug it off until the masturbating causes carpal tunnel.

Finally I will decide to surprise you. Spend a ton of money to come up and see you. I will be nervous, sweaty and anxious. My blood will be cording through me as my heart beats 1000 times a minute. I will run the doorbell. Wait patiently. Until you open the door.

That is when my world comes crashing down as a man named Al from Hoboken will answer wearing a pair of whitey righties, holding a family size bag of Cheetos in his han which orange fingerprints all over the front of his undies and nipples .

Oh yeah. I know who you are Al from Hoboken and I am not buying it. I will have a Cheetoh though. Those things are fucking delicious.

*ahem*

 

[Wife of Bath]

Welp, you are working it with a great deal of class. You are a very sexy woman.

Aw, thanks!

Laughter is always good from a beautiful woman. Thank you for the "authentic" pics. How do you do the background? I looks like a sheet in part of it, then you paint the rest? Afraid to show us your "hardware" in the back ground. (Drops low as shot goes overhead over last comment!!!!!)

I use GIMP to edit them. All I know how to do is use the 'smudge' tool. Ha. I like to keep them as anonymous as possible is all

Nice pics. You are quite the teaser

Thank you It's an art form, really.

was it that ridiculous of a thought to wish?

Well...yes, kind of.

Hah! That's brilliant.

I think I'll believe you now

Thank goodness

myw this group is outstanding....looking very very good.....hope you have a happy New Year.

timing is everything and i have bad timing.... LOL

Thanks! you too. I'm full of surprises

 

[IhateClowns]

*ahem*

Oh my. I now see how I works. I dont believe you have a vagina. Maybe you are male from the waist down?

 

[IhateClowns]

By the way. Gorgeous pic. Thanks for shutting me up

 

[JM100]

I love your new avatar picture MYW!

Damn, you have a sexy foot! Mmmmm!

 

[Wife of Bath]

Standing, red corset, red garter beld, stockings (heels optional but prefered ) and wings. close to a wall (Plain color to allow for background post work), face turned to side (so hair covers features - I know you prefer not to show your face ) left leg bent at the knee with the foot pressed agains the wall.

Arms can be either straight up so your face is obscured further by your arm, or a V shape.

But like I said a lot of work.

Hope this clarifies things.

Hmmm...I still am not 100% sure I get it but if I have the moxy to get all dressed up anytime soon I will give it a go

Oh my. I now see how I works. I dont believe you have a vagina. Maybe you are male from the waist down?
By the way. Gorgeous pic. Thanks for shutting me up

I can't imagine a scenario in which I would post a picture of my vagina, graphic or otherwise. On that one you'll just have to take my word for it. I am 100% woman.

By the way, what I wanted to say was fuck off, but I held it in. I hope you appreciate it.

 

[seamus221]

I had a gist?
Another fine pic as an avatar
Cheetos, dang I just bought some ruffles, rib for your pleasure and a bag of doritos, love the cheese!
Great i'll just go buy some cheetos just incase ,grabs keys and heads out to the store.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Thank goodness

I know, right??

You're such a brat, btw. Love it!

 

[IhateClowns]

Hmmm...I still am not 100% sure I get it but if I have the moxy to get all dressed up anytime soon I will give it a go



I can't imagine a scenario in which I would post a picture of my vagina, graphic or otherwise. On that one you'll just have to take my word for it. I am 100% woman.

By the way, what I wanted to say was fuck off, but I held it in. I hope you appreciate it.

Not the first time I have been told to fuck off but tht is usually by truck drivers named Al from Hoboken.

I do appreciate your spunk though. By spunk I don't mean your semen.

I am going to continue to pretend you are all female. I find you sexier that way.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I love your new avatar picture MYW!

Damn, you have a sexy foot! Mmmmm!

A sexy foot? I can;t say I've heard that before, thank you

I had a gist?
Another fine pic as an avatar
Cheetos, dang I just bought some ruffles, rib for your pleasure and a bag of doritos, love the cheese!
Great i'll just go buy some cheetos just incase ,grabs keys and heads out to the store.

Thank you
I can't stand doritos but I'm not a big snacker. No need to buy any

I know, right??

You're such a brat, btw. Love it!

There's only one me, and I'm the boss of myself. Learned that one on Sesame Street

Not the first time I have been told to fuck off but tht is usually by truck drivers named Al from Hoboken.

I do appreciate your spunk though. By spunk I don't mean your semen.

I am going to continue to pretend you are all female. I find you sexier that way.

I'm glad that you've realized my thread is all about you and your pleasure. Thank goodness I can rest easily at night now, so many restless evenings spent wondering...

 

[IhateClowns]

Ok ok. You have a vagina. My goodness. Since you can sleep easier now I can as well. A nice ass on a guy named Al was ruining my dreams.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

There's only one me, and I'm the boss of myself. Learned that one on Sesame Street

Who said puppets couldn't educate people?

 

[Luvrman]

I think you should have told him to fuck off and then PM'd me a picture of your vagina so we could both get a hardy laugh at his expense.

Well, it was a thought.

 

[IhateClowns]

Irony is being played at its utmost finest at the very moment. MYW thank you for the smiles lovely lady.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Ok ok. You have a vagina. My goodness. Since you can sleep easier now I can as well. A nice ass on a guy named Al was ruining my dreams.

Nice ass on a guy named Al? Sounds good to me.

Who said puppets couldn't educate people?

Not me.

I think you should have told him to fuck off and then PM'd me a picture of your vagina so we could both get a hardy laugh at his expense.

Well, it was a thought.

Good effort. Never going to happen

 

[Wife of Bath]

Irony is being played at its utmost finest at the very moment. MYW thank you for the smiles lovely lady.

Nobody else can keep up with you so I at least have to make an effort

 

[yonibuzz]

So I know that people stealing pics is a huge problem. I certainly understand that and I appreciate any who have approached me with concerns that I am not, in fact, the woman in the images. As the subject of the photos, I am grateful for those of you looking out for my wellbeing.

However, just to quell any fears about my *ahem* authenticity.

You're welcome.

PLEASE!!!!

We BOTH know you just wanted an excuse to offer us some more great pictures!

Have a GREAT 2012 Sexy!

 

[Prince Albert]

Love both the new & old avatar. (Willing to stand up & out of safety zone).

 

[James65]

Fiesty,snarky,sexy,your not an undercover redhead are you?
Ok loving the pics and playful banter,its banter right.
Iask my helment sometimes is to tight to know the difference.

 

[mackkjackk]

I love cute undies.

i love you in them

 

[Wife of Bath]

PLEASE!!!!

We BOTH know you just wanted an excuse to offer us some more great pictures!

Have a GREAT 2012 Sexy!

I don't need excuses and I wouldn't call those my best work

Love both the new & old avatar. (Willing to stand up & out of safety zone).

Thanks! Glad I am finally lulling you into a nice solid sense of security...

Fiesty,snarky,sexy,your not an undercover redhead are you?
Ok loving the pics and playful banter,its banter right.
Iask my helment sometimes is to tight to know the difference.

Ha! No, I am definitely a brunette. Yes it's banter. I love a good bantering.

 

[Wife of Bath]

i love you in them

Thanks!

 

[mackkjackk]

So I know that people stealing pics is a huge problem. I certainly understand that and I appreciate any who have approached me with concerns that I am not, in fact, the woman in the images. As the subject of the photos, I am grateful for those of you looking out for my wellbeing.

However, just to quell any fears about my *ahem* authenticity.

You're welcome.

Is always lovely to see a woman confirmed as the poster

 

[mackkjackk]

oh and my final spam for today

HAPPY NEW YEAR