what is in your center console?

[VaticanAssassin]

Just had my car detailed and after cleaning out my center console all that remains is:


.45 ACP Sig with an extra magazine
1 stick of anti-percipient
1 bottle of Cologne
1 hair brush
3 half empty packs of gum
1 book on CD
1 leatherman ( multi purpose tool)
1 remote to a pair of vibrating panties
various rental car/hotel/ and airline preferred member cards

what's in yours?

 

[warrior queen]

In the big girl (XF) -
pocket knife
lock nut for the rims
spare fuses and bulbs
paperwork to prove the numberplate is legal
instant repair patch for the windscreen

In the limo (LTD) is -
nail file
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for the winscreen
2 fold-flat can coolers
parking meter money

In lily marlene (XD) is -
valve saver fluid for fuel
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for windscreen
cigarette lighter plug (so I can use the socket to charge my tablet)
parking meter money

And don't you detail your own car?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Honey123]

Just had my car detailed and after cleaning out my center console all that remains is:


.45 ACP Sig with an extra magazine
1 stick of anti-percipient
1 bottle of Cologne
1 hair brush
3 half empty packs of gum
1 book on CD
1 leatherman ( multi purpose tool)
1 remote to a pair of vibrating panties
various rental car/hotel/ and airline preferred member cards

what's in yours?

what happened to the panties?

 

[warrior queen]

LTD's are still around?

We restore and pimp cars
This one was bought off the side of the road for $1000, in original condition.
We have done all the minor stuff, and fitted a worked head and exhaust, but early next year she goes in for a complete respray and then we'll lower her by an inch and a quarter and maybe a supercharger.
The LTD is an absolute dream to drive - for a 1989 car, she has everything electric and it feels like I'm sitting in an armchair in my living room. So comfortable! And absolutely huge interior (the only car my 6 foot 3 son can actually stretch his legs in.)

 

[Karen Kraft]

Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf napkins - 20 ea.
Plastic spoons - 2 ea.
Change - 8 quarters, 4 dimes, 1 nickle, didn't count the pennies.
Hands-Free headset for phone - still sealed in original wrapper
Pencil
Pens - 3 ea.
Expired fast food coupons - about a dozen.
A fuse for something or other relating to the car, I think.
Condoms (foil? sealed) - 2 ea.... what the ... ?!? - [now discarded].
Soda straw - 3" in length... what the ... ?!? [never lend out your car].

 

[unregistered]

 

[warrior queen]

Like the Philipines.

Jeepme's are everywhere.

We've already been offered 5 times what we paid, but have no plans to sell yet.
She'll be worth a lot more when we've finished.
Just went to a car run (with the XF, which is finished) and it seems that LTD's have their own club here.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

what happened to the panties?

We never made it home one night, and after pulling over and creating a very nice dent on my hood I believe they were left on the side of the road.

Those things were so much fun....have to buy some more.

 

[LadyFairfax]

what happened to the panties?

I think that answering this, might compromise his masculine image.

We never made it home one night, and after pulling over and creating a very nice dent on my hood I believe they were left on the side of the road.

Those things were so much fun....have to buy some more.

Yes, of course . . . "we".

 

[Honey123]

We never made it home one night, and after pulling over and creating a very nice dent on my hood I believe they were left on the side of the road.

Those things were so much fun....have to buy some more.

Great story!


My console:

outdated CD's
1 Pen
1 stick of lipstick
Burt's Bee lip balm
assorted business cards
1 feminine product

 

[JohnnySavage]

Great story!


My console:

outdated CD's
1 Pen
1 stick of lipstick
Burt's Bee lip balm
assorted business cards
1 feminine product

What happened to the other shoe

 

[unregistered]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

In the big girl (XF) -
pocket knife
lock nut for the rims
spare fuses and bulbs
paperwork to prove the numberplate is legal
instant repair patch for the windscreen

In the limo (LTD) is -
nail file
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for the windscreen
2 fold-flat can coolers
parking meter money

In lily marlene (XD) is -
valve saver fluid for fuel
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for windscreen
cigarette lighter plug (so I can use the socket to charge my tablet)
parking meter money

And don't you detail your own car?

Nope.... I figured it takes me four hours to do a good job and I do not enjoy it. Considering the detail cost $100, I figure my time is worth $25 a hour. Now, I have no problem doing mechanical repairs or dropping in a new exhaust, but now we are talking about something I enjoy and $80 a hour!


You seem rather paranoid something is going to happen to your windscreen?

 

[Honey123]

What happened to the other shoe

I threw it at someone's head for asking stupid questions....

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Great story!


My console:

outdated CD's
1 Pen
1 stick of lipstick
Burt's Bee lip balm
assorted business cards
1 feminine product

Burt's bee is the bomb! Mine is in my ash tray with the spare change.

 

[Honey123]

Burt's bee is the bomb! Mine is in my ash tray with the spare change.

I bought it in a funky color and don't really like it...that's why it's in the console. My cup holders have blistex lip balm, Bobbi pins, and a bronzer lip/cheek tint.

My backseat has a bag of cheerios in case I get hungry

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I think that answering this, might compromise his masculine image.





Yes, of course . . . "we".

Hmmm. Such a pessimist, or are you being optimistic? It is so hard to tell.

I actually find you one of the less drool people on this site, but please feel free to change my mind

 

[SkAoUt]

a pen
trailer pin
screws
cell phone charging chords
granola bars.

 

[blunt_trauma]

crumbs.
i eat in the car a lot.

 

[KRCummings]

I dunno. Some change for sure and a couple pens. I don't really keep much in the console. There might be more but I'm not going to go out and look.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I bought it in a funky color and don't really like it...that's why it's in the console. My cup holders have blistex lip balm, Bobbi pins, and a bronzer lip/cheek tint.

My backseat has a bag of cheerios in case I get hungry

The original is the best. If you have never tried vibrating panties you should get some. I am sure they are just as fun for you as the guy that gets to push the button and watch your face from across the room as you try to hold a conversation.....

 

[Sean]

Sleeping bag
Propane stove
Cooking gear
Dried food
8 liters of water
At least two books at any one time

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sleeping bag
Propane stove
Cooking gear
Dried food
8 liters of water
At least two books at any one time

either your center console has been modified or being from Brittan you do not understand the term.....

 

[VaticanAssassin]

crumbs.
i eat in the car a lot.

We would not get along....the first time you tried to eat in my car I am afraid I would have to punish you.......