what is in your center console?

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Just had my car detailed and after cleaning out my center console all that remains is:


.45 ACP Sig with an extra magazine
1 stick of anti-percipient
1 bottle of Cologne
1 hair brush
3 half empty packs of gum
1 book on CD
1 leatherman ( multi purpose tool)
1 remote to a pair of vibrating panties
various rental car/hotel/ and airline preferred member cards

what's in yours?
 
In the big girl (XF) -
pocket knife
lock nut for the rims
spare fuses and bulbs
paperwork to prove the numberplate is legal
instant repair patch for the windscreen

In the limo (LTD) is -
nail file
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for the winscreen
2 fold-flat can coolers
parking meter money

In lily marlene (XD) is -
valve saver fluid for fuel
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for windscreen
cigarette lighter plug (so I can use the socket to charge my tablet)
parking meter money

And don't you detail your own car?
 
Just had my car detailed and after cleaning out my center console all that remains is:


.45 ACP Sig with an extra magazine
1 stick of anti-percipient
1 bottle of Cologne
1 hair brush
3 half empty packs of gum
1 book on CD
1 leatherman ( multi purpose tool)
1 remote to a pair of vibrating panties
various rental car/hotel/ and airline preferred member cards

what's in yours?

what happened to the panties?
 
LTD's are still around?

:cool:

We restore and pimp cars :)
This one was bought off the side of the road for $1000, in original condition.
We have done all the minor stuff, and fitted a worked head and exhaust, but early next year she goes in for a complete respray and then we'll lower her by an inch and a quarter and maybe a supercharger.
The LTD is an absolute dream to drive - for a 1989 car, she has everything electric and it feels like I'm sitting in an armchair in my living room. So comfortable! And absolutely huge interior (the only car my 6 foot 3 son can actually stretch his legs in.)
 
Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf napkins - 20 ea.
Plastic spoons - 2 ea.
Change - 8 quarters, 4 dimes, 1 nickle, didn't count the pennies.
Hands-Free headset for phone - still sealed in original wrapper :)
Pencil
Pens - 3 ea.
Expired fast food coupons - about a dozen.
A fuse for something or other relating to the car, I think.
Condoms (foil? sealed) - 2 ea.... what the ... ?!? - [now discarded].
Soda straw - 3" in length... what the ... ?!? [never lend out your car].
 
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Like the Philipines.

Jeepme's are everywhere.:cool:

We've already been offered 5 times what we paid, but have no plans to sell yet.
She'll be worth a lot more when we've finished.
Just went to a car run (with the XF, which is finished) and it seems that LTD's have their own club here.
 
what happened to the panties?

We never made it home one night, and after pulling over and creating a very nice dent on my hood I believe they were left on the side of the road.

Those things were so much fun....have to buy some more.
 
We never made it home one night, and after pulling over and creating a very nice dent on my hood I believe they were left on the side of the road.

Those things were so much fun....have to buy some more.

Great story!


My console:

outdated CD's
1 Pen
1 stick of lipstick
Burt's Bee lip balm
assorted business cards
1 feminine product
 
In the big girl (XF) -
pocket knife
lock nut for the rims
spare fuses and bulbs
paperwork to prove the numberplate is legal
instant repair patch for the windscreen

In the limo (LTD) is -
nail file
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for the windscreen
2 fold-flat can coolers
parking meter money

In lily marlene (XD) is -
valve saver fluid for fuel
spare fuses and bulbs
instant repair patch for windscreen
cigarette lighter plug (so I can use the socket to charge my tablet)
parking meter money

And don't you detail your own car?

Nope.... I figured it takes me four hours to do a good job and I do not enjoy it. Considering the detail cost $100, I figure my time is worth $25 a hour. Now, I have no problem doing mechanical repairs or dropping in a new exhaust, but now we are talking about something I enjoy and $80 a hour!


You seem rather paranoid something is going to happen to your windscreen? :)
 
Burt's bee is the bomb! Mine is in my ash tray with the spare change.

I bought it in a funky color and don't really like it...that's why it's in the console. My cup holders have blistex lip balm, Bobbi pins, and a bronzer lip/cheek tint.

My backseat has a bag of cheerios in case I get hungry
 
I think that answering this, might compromise his masculine image.





Yes, of course . . . "we".

Hmmm. Such a pessimist, or are you being optimistic? It is so hard to tell.

I actually find you one of the less drool people on this site, but please feel free to change my mind;)
 
a pen
trailer pin
screws
cell phone charging chords
granola bars.
 
I dunno. Some change for sure and a couple pens. I don't really keep much in the console. There might be more but I'm not going to go out and look.
 
I bought it in a funky color and don't really like it...that's why it's in the console. My cup holders have blistex lip balm, Bobbi pins, and a bronzer lip/cheek tint.

My backseat has a bag of cheerios in case I get hungry

The original is the best. If you have never tried vibrating panties you should get some. I am sure they are just as fun for you as the guy that gets to push the button and watch your face from across the room as you try to hold a conversation.....
 
Sleeping bag
Propane stove
Cooking gear
Dried food
8 liters of water
At least two books at any one time
 
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