christmas is a time to remember

[blunt_trauma]

how much of a let down people are.

bah mother fucking humbug.

 

[Super-Surprise]

You look like a young Sharon Kane in that AV.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm hum bugging your bah humbug, and I'll raise you a bah.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

"You bought me a present? Why would you do such a thing? I know you think you're being generous, but the foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven't given me a gift; you've given me an obligation. The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of commensurate value and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me. Ah, it's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year."

 

[girlsmiley]

^ Japanese

 

[blunt_trauma]

also, old people drop like flies at xmas.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

That would explain my tiny penis.

 

[blunt_trauma]

that's just because god hates you.

 

[Saint Peter]

Post your titties.


That always makes all of us feel better.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

In that case, I'm glad those heathen Jews nailed his kid to some two-by-fours and left him to rot in the sun.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm drunk. Is that ok?
I always feel like I've done something wrong with you
I don't think I've done anything wrong fuck

Carry on.

 

[blunt_trauma]

everyone always feels like i'm annoyed with them.
i put it down to my warm and loving personality.

 

[girlsmiley]

that's what I thought, but I wasn't sure if that was ok with you.

 

[BiTodd]

everyone always feels like i'm annoyed with them.
i put it down to my warm and loving personality.

You are absolutely beautiful! Thanks for the face shot avatar. Now that i have seen all of you I now feel comfortable masturbating to graphic fantasies of us together. That is if my Mistress ever lets me orgasm again. Oh yeah Merry fucking xmas.

 

[blunt_trauma]

don't make me put up a tubgirl av

 

[girlsmiley]

BiTodd likes you oi

 

[blunt_trauma]

everyone likes me!

 

[Ishmael]

how much of a let down people are.

bah mother fucking humbug.

Ahh, the 'perfection' of youth. You'll always find what you seek.

Merry Christmas anyway.

Ishmael

 

[Sinny]

I bet a pair of tinsel pasties will do the trick.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ahh, the 'perfection' of youth. You'll always find what you seek.

Merry Christmas anyway.

Ishmael

So I'm a perfectionist?

Ha!

Whatever, noob!

 

[blunt_trauma]

I bet a pair of tinsel pasties will do the trick.

there is no tinsel in my house!
it is a tinsel free zone.
i would rather panties of barb wire.

So I'm a perfectionist?

Ha!

Whatever, noob!

please don't pay him attention.
it only encourages him to breathe.

 

[Sinny]

there is no tinsel in my house!
it is a tinsel free zone.
i would rather panties of barb wire.

Fucking hell, pics!

 

[blunt_trauma]

Fucking hell, pics!

i'll have to get creative with the wire cutters

 

[Sinny]

i'll have to get creative with the wire cutters

Bend OUT, not in. That's all.

 

[Wobnoid]

People? People... Yeah. The let-downs have become pro-forma. Tis the season when quiet moments let inadequacies dance like sugar plum fairies before lonely souls - who then choose to channel them as fits of bad behavior couched in treacle. Lit is but a petri dish of this; perhaps a tad more thoughtful than the norm - but... still strangely disturbing to the lonely receiving souls.

I still believe in them though, people. They do not hide their loneliness well; and desperately need others for positive validation. People are not bad, it's just become easier for them to act that way. As if there is an immutable inertia to bad behavior...

Some event - either extremely personal - or one more global... one always comes... elicits the best in them. Hmmmm.... People...Yeah.