CWatson
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I was reading on TVTropes about the dreaded Eight-Point-Eight--a review that is wildly positive or wildly negative in comparison to what everybody else says, leading to intense fan backlash. This took me then to the Four-Point Scale trope, which is about how most people are scared to use the full extent of the rating scale for fear of offending the work's creators. These tropes primarily relate to professional reviewers, who have more to lose if they offend the wrong people (such as their livelihoods), but it got me to wondering nonetheless. And so, curiosity in hand, I began looking at the vote distributions here on Literotica.
That took a while, because the site's search engine was clearly not designed for this kind of intensive use. (Possibly a deliberate decision on L&M's part?) But once I finished wading around, I found some interesting things.
Literotica allows readers to vote on a 5-star scale; the absolute lowest a story can score is 1.00, and the highest 5.00. (If an author has decided to hide their story's ratings, that story is displayed with a rating of "x.xx" and treated as rating 0.00, meaning you have to wade through them first--even though the site tabulates the scores, since some of those x.xx stories are followed by a Red H!) Assuming statistics play out properly, the average story should rate at 2.50, with very few on the 1.00 range and equally few at 5.00.
Now, because of the relative unwieldiness of the search engine, I didn't bother taking down perfectly accurate numbers; I don't know exactly how many 5.00 stories the site has, for example (though I wouldn't trust such numbers anyhow; a story rated 5.00 is one that has only been read 20 times), and while I could've noted how many exact 1.00s we have, I frankly couldn't be arsed to. Instead, with the help of some guesstimating (the search engine displays 20 stories per page, so 20-story clumps became my smallest unit of measure), I came up with the following figures.
So, what's the lesson to be taken away? It's this: If you've scored less than 3.0, your story sucks, because basically no one ever votes that low. --Actually, no, here's a better lesson: Fuck scores. The reading public at Literotica are incapable of handing out accurate ones anyhow, so don't trouble yourself over it. Write what you write, enjoy it, have fun with it, and don't apologize to anyone.
This has been CWatson. Thank you and good night.
[EDIT] I figured out how to find the median score (divide the total number of stories by 2, and then again by 20. Then skip to that page in the search results. This may be done most easily by editing the URL in your browser instead of using the page's buttons). It's 4.33.
That took a while, because the site's search engine was clearly not designed for this kind of intensive use. (Possibly a deliberate decision on L&M's part?) But once I finished wading around, I found some interesting things.
Literotica allows readers to vote on a 5-star scale; the absolute lowest a story can score is 1.00, and the highest 5.00. (If an author has decided to hide their story's ratings, that story is displayed with a rating of "x.xx" and treated as rating 0.00, meaning you have to wade through them first--even though the site tabulates the scores, since some of those x.xx stories are followed by a Red H!) Assuming statistics play out properly, the average story should rate at 2.50, with very few on the 1.00 range and equally few at 5.00.
Now, because of the relative unwieldiness of the search engine, I didn't bother taking down perfectly accurate numbers; I don't know exactly how many 5.00 stories the site has, for example (though I wouldn't trust such numbers anyhow; a story rated 5.00 is one that has only been read 20 times), and while I could've noted how many exact 1.00s we have, I frankly couldn't be arsed to. Instead, with the help of some guesstimating (the search engine displays 20 stories per page, so 20-story clumps became my smallest unit of measure), I came up with the following figures.
- If you go to the Search engine and just immediately press the magnifying-glass button, without entering any actual criteria, the engine will serve up every story the site owns: "243011 stories found (approximately)".
- The number of 4.50s and up we have (IE the vaunted Red H) is more in the vicinity of 29,000. Since 4.50 and up represents the top 12.5th percentile of the site, we'd expect about that percentage of stories to be in it... and, as it turns out, it's 11.9% of the site's content. Not bad.
- The number of 1.00s we have, on the other hand, is about 100. The number of 2.00-and-lower stories we have is just under 500. Even better, many of them belong to a single author, Samuelx. This man has a somewhat-terrifying 1486 submissions to his name... and, furthermore, is single-handedly responsible for 381 of the 2.00-and-unders that grace this site.
- I have no idea what the median is, but I'm guessing it's up in the 3.00s or maybe even 3.50s. Likewise, I have no concrete evidence towards a standard deviation, but I'd wager it's in the realm of 0.25 points.
So, what's the lesson to be taken away? It's this: If you've scored less than 3.0, your story sucks, because basically no one ever votes that low. --Actually, no, here's a better lesson: Fuck scores. The reading public at Literotica are incapable of handing out accurate ones anyhow, so don't trouble yourself over it. Write what you write, enjoy it, have fun with it, and don't apologize to anyone.

This has been CWatson. Thank you and good night.
[EDIT] I figured out how to find the median score (divide the total number of stories by 2, and then again by 20. Then skip to that page in the search results. This may be done most easily by editing the URL in your browser instead of using the page's buttons). It's 4.33.
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