He Won the Lamborghini...then Crashed it.

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From here:

A Utah man who won a $380,000 Lamborghini in a convenience store chain's contest says he crashed the sports car six hours after he got it.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/21/article-2076952-0F3DF6EC00000578-262_634x439.jpg

And the moral of this story, children, is what?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

nobody gives a fuck?

 

[Stella_Omega]

"hold my beer and watch this!"

 

[PennLady]

That was one butt-ugly car?

 

[PacoFear]

And the moral of this story, children, is what?

Don't dole Italian performance cars out to hicks?

 

[Verdad]

0 to 60 in 4 seconds, wheee!

"Everything considered, Joe thought he'd lasted decently long."

 

[Handley_Page]

Learn to drive a hot car first ?
[PS. A Mercielago is not a butt-ugly car. It is a piece of sculpted genius ]

 

[PennLady]

Learn to drive a hot car first ?
[PS. A Mercielago is not a butt-ugly car. It is a piece of sculpted genius ]

To you, sculpted genius. To me, at least in that picture, butt ugly, although perhaps that's mostly the color.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Learn to drive a hot car first ?
[PS. A Mercielago is not a butt-ugly car. It is a piece of sculpted genius ]

fuck off!

 

[Handley_Page]

fuck off!

only if I had a Lamborghini car to do so . . .

Go on, I'll bite. What car would YOU choose in that category ??

 

[geronimo_appleby]

only if I had a Lamborghini car to do so . . .

Go on, I'll bite. What car would YOU choose in that category ??

i'd rather ride a harley, and that's saying summat

 

[Handley_Page]

i'd rather ride a harley, and that's saying summat

Yes, it is

 

[TxRad]

An 800 horsepower car on Utah roads in the middle of winter driven by a guy with a 100 horsepower brain.

What other result were you expecting?

I'm surprised he lasted 6 hours.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

An 800 horsepower car on Utah roads in the middle of winter driven by a guy with a 100 horsepower brain.

What other result were you expecting?

I'm surprised he lasted 6 hours.

richard hammond?

 

[SweetWitch]

Jacking off while driving down the road is never a good idea.

 

[TxRad]

Jacking off while driving down the road is never a good idea.

Dirty minds are so much fun.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I want to crash a Lamborghini...

 

[SweetWitch]

Dirty minds are so much fun.

I want to crash a Lamborghini...

Me too. Right into the neighbor's house.

 

[PayDay]

And the moral of this story, children, is what?

That Eye-tal-yuns should stay out of Utah?

Also, that poor Murcielago... That's like assasinating an orchestra because you were bored, ugh, it was a rag top too...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Just because you have a fancy Italian import doesn't mean that you should show off for the chicks by racing it on an icy Utah highway. Just sayin'....

The other moral is....Mormons are not immune to stupid bravado. Just as they're not immune to actually using their brains (Jon Huntsman, for example). Guess this one is the former category (assuming that he's LDS....given the stats in Utah, I have better than average chance of being right).

 

[R. Richard]

I can assure you that I, if I obtained a car such such as a Lamborghini Murciélago, I would treat it with extreme respect. That's due to my admiration for top of the line engineering and has NOTHING to do with the ability of a guy sitting in that kind of wop coachwork to snag hot babes.

 

[sr71plt]

I'd get it repainted, though.

 

[TxRad]

I'd get it repainted, though.

Hey, the pea green shows up well in a snow drift.

 

[sr71plt]

Hey, the pea green shows up well in a snow drift.

So does pee yellow, I've observed.

 

[TE999]

And the moral of this story, children, is what?

That any dumshit can win a Lambo in a convenience store contest.

A convenience store? Giving away a Lambo? Huh? A truckload of Miller Lite or a lifetime supply of Slim Jim's I could understand, but a Lambo? Sheesh. No wonder the winner totaled it. It handles nothing like a '97 Ford ton & 1/2 flatbed.

That's a Christawful color by the way. If I paid 380k for some dago wheels, the mutha better be fire engine red.