ewwww.

[pointless]

dane cook.

where's the fucking remote?

 

[pointless]

ahhh. better. dune.

 

[KRCummings]

You know it's bad when Dune is the better option.

 

[pointless]

it's dane cook. live evisceration would be a better option.

 

[KRCummings]

it's dane cook. live evisceration would be a better option.

True enough but is Dune really better than that live evisceration? Let's think this through.

 

[pointless]

it's friday night and i'm at home and sober. it'll do until i get bored enough to masturbate. also, the worms are kinda neat. that's about it, but it's something.

 

[KRCummings]

it's friday night and i'm at home and sober. it'll do until i get bored enough to masturbate. also, the worms are kinda neat. that's about it, but it's something.

The constant voice overs make me want to scream.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

The constant voice overs make me want to scream.

Me too. Do yours happen all the time, or just when you're mad? I hate mine!

 

[KRCummings]

Me too. Do yours happen all the time, or just when you're mad? I hate mine!

All the time. "kill, kill, kill..." Like a fucking metronome.

 

[pointless]

The constant voice overs make me want to scream.

but that's what makes the long version great. they actually found a way to make a bad movie even worse.

 

[pointless]

the only thing missing is more sting and sean young.

then it would be perfect.

 

[KRCummings]

the only thing missing is more sting and sean young.

then it would be perfect.

Sting is awesome. He's trying so damn hard to act crazy and doesn't come close.

 

[pointless]

but his eyes are so big and he takes such deep breaths.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

All the time. "kill, kill, kill..." Like a fucking metronome.

Mine plays Celine Dion songs.

 

[KRCummings]

Mine plays Celine Dion songs.

And you haven't killed anyone yet?

 

[KRCummings]

but his eyes are so big and he takes such deep breaths.

At least Baron Harkonnen actually comes across as batshit crazy.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

And you haven't killed anyone yet?

I didn't say that.

 

[ChinaBandit]

马上突然把特 文化 年 啊 嘎是 马赛克

 

[pointless]

马上突然把特 文化 年 啊 嘎是 马赛克

dude, we all have google translate. it's not working. minge kurat kitse.

 

[ChinaBandit]

dude, we all have google translate. it's not working. minge kurat kitse.

Translation software sucks.

You can't even tell me if it's Simplified, Traditional or Pinyin

 

[pointless]

it's simplified. yay google.

 

[ChinaBandit]

去死吧，傻８

Translate the above asshole!

 

[ChinaBandit]

it's simplified. yay google.

Wrong, it's pinyin.

 

[KRCummings]

Ignore is awesome.

 

[pointless]

Ignore is awesome.

what? you don't like american thirty?