If you were a member of the opposite sex...

[D_Lynn]

Like I have to think about this one. I'd whack off until it was raw. I've always had penis envy.

Does this settle the question about my gender?

This is my truthful answer, also. Wouldn't be able to leave the thing alone.

Pics of what? Me in a dress?

tell you what, post one of yourself wearing a strap on and I'll do it.

Can I play? I'll take that dare.

I'm too old now for it to make much difference. Thirty or forty years ago, I would have gone crazy and fucked every guy I could.

Somehow I doubt you're too old, Box. Anyway, what a waste. A man with your, uh, shall we say, tastes and skill, you'd make a lovely lesbian.

 

[lovecraft68]

Can I play? I'll take that dare.

You have to post the pic here where everyone can see it. And I think you should have to show some skin as well.

 

[D_Lynn]

You have to post the pic here where everyone can see it. And I think you should have to show some skin as well.

Same for you. I want to see tats. And heels. Pretty little red pumps would be festive.

 

[lovecraft68]

Same for you. I want to see tats. And heels. Pretty little red pumps would be festive.

Any other requests besides Red Pumps? Black stockings perhaps?

But see now a dress would cover the tats. You'll have to settle for one or the other.

 

[D_Lynn]

Any other requests besides Red Pumps? Black stockings perhaps?

But see now a dress would cover the tats. You'll have to settle for one or the other.

A skimpy dress. Backless, perhaps. Make the wig red, too. I like redheads. (that was for Kitkat)

 

[lovecraft68]

A skimpy dress. Backless, perhaps. Make the wig red, too. I like redheads. (that was for Kitkat)

Wig?

Seeing my wife already has my hair color of choice the only wigs in the house are hot pink and blue(wouldn't you love to know the games that go along with those?) Besides you've seen enough of my back.

Oh btw, the strap on can't be black and you need to have your hand wrapped around it so I can see your finger nails.

 

[D_Lynn]

Do we know how to hijack a thread, or what?!

 

[lovecraft68]

Do we know how to hijack a thread, or what?!

Who's jacking what? Oh, sorry.

Had another dumbass holiday get together this afternoon. It's a week before Christmas, and I have already had more Captain Morgan laced eggnog than I can stomach.

Now where were we? Oh yeah dress vs. Strap on.

See that would gross out a lot of people here. No one wants me in a dress and the men would run screaming from a pic of a woman in a strap on.

I say we go all out.

Post a shot of your tits and I'll post a cock shot.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Who's jacking what? Oh, sorry.

Had another dumbass holiday get together this afternoon. It's a week before Christmas, and I have already had more Captain Morgan laced eggnog than I can stomach.

Now where were we? Oh yeah dress vs. Strap on.

See that would gross out a lot of people here. No one wants me in a dress and the men would run screaming from a pic of a woman in a strap on.

I say we go all out.

Post a shot of your tits and I'll post a cock shot.

My, this thread has certainly gotten interesting since I last checked in!

 

[lovecraft68]

My, this thread has certainly gotten interesting since I last checked in!

You on board? I've found myself wondering which of the two of you has bigger tits, and if either of you are bigger than Red.

How about it Syd? Same deal, but I want tits not that fake ass Maxim shot you put in Estragon's thread that time.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Here's my nestling great tit

You on board? I've found myself wondering which of the two of you has bigger tits, and if either of you are bigger than Red.

How about it Syd? Same deal, but I want tits not that fake ass Maxim shot you put in Estragon's thread that time.

http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/upload/2006/07/Great-tit-nestling-15-days.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

http://scienceblogs.com/purepedantry/upload/2006/07/Great-tit-nestling-15-days.jpg

Are you giving me the bird? Or is that a tiny cock?

Could have been worse I suppose, you could have sent me a picture of teats.

 

[SydneyBlake]

Here's a tomlin blue tit

http://fatfinch.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/tomlin_blue_tit_450x338.jpg?w=450

 

[D_Lynn]

Who's jacking what? Oh, sorry.

Had another dumbass holiday get together this afternoon. It's a week before Christmas, and I have already had more Captain Morgan laced eggnog than I can stomach.

Now where were we? Oh yeah dress vs. Strap on.

See that would gross out a lot of people here. No one wants me in a dress and the men would run screaming from a pic of a woman in a strap on.

I say we go all out.

Post a shot of your tits and I'll post a cock shot.

What's to stop us from finding photos of spectacular specimens of the proper anatomy & claiming they're ours? Not that I would do that.

 

[lovecraft68]

What's to stop us from finding photos of spectacular specimens of the proper anatomy & claiming they're ours? Not that I would do that.

The same thing that would stop me from finding a pic of a monster cock and claiming its mine. The fact that I have no shame.

 

[SydneyBlake]

What's to stop us from finding photos of spectacular specimens of the proper anatomy & claiming they're ours? Not that I would do that.

For the record, while I did post a nudie pic, I don't recall ever saying that it was a nudie pic OF ME. Our dear LC, when confronted with tits, seems to lose the connection between his cranium and his head.

 

[LordMhoram]

bleh

I hate tampons. Maybe that makes me old fashioned or something, but I only wear them when I have to swim.

I'm surprised at all of the people who still want to screw members of the opposite sex. If I turned into a guy, I'd be having hot GAY sex, not go pick up chicks...

Exactly! I think I'd either go permanently nuts, or become an awesome lesbian. Too many years spent thinking like a man wouldn't unravel because of this, or if it did, my sanity would go with it!

Talk about Identity Disorder!

 

[lovecraft68]

For the record, while I did post a nudie pic, I don't recall ever saying that it was a nudie pic OF ME. Our dear LC, when confronted with tits, seems to lose the connection between his cranium and his head.

You did. The thread was about Estragon being all over certain authors jocks and someone said it was because they showed him their tits.

I remember because I busted his balls and posted a pic of mine. You posted some sweaty model.

And I do not lose my mind when confronted with tits. Although I admit to getting a little crazed if they are trapped in nipple clamps and covered in hot wax.

 

[lovecraft68]

Exactly! I think I'd either go permanently nuts, or become an awesome lesbian. Too many years spent thinking like a man wouldn't unravel because of this, or if it did, my sanity would go with it!

Talk about Identity Disorder!

Hey what are you doing getting back on topic? Christ do I have to threaten you with some Urviles or Drool Rockworm or something like that?

 

[SydneyBlake]

You did. The thread was about Estragon being all over certain authors jocks and someone said it was because they showed him their tits.

I remember because I busted his balls and posted a pic of mine. You posted some sweaty model.

And I do not lose my mind when confronted with tits. Although I admit to getting a little crazed if they are trapped in nipple clamps and covered in hot wax.

I do not recall that, Your Honor. I do recall that someone did say that they showed him (estragon) their tits; however, the referenced tits were not the property of the aforementioned accuser. The aforementioned accuser did eventually reveal his mammary, as evidenced by the griffin tattoo just above it and the black hairs around said mammary's nipple.

I believe Sydney Blake specifically denied sending nudie pics.

 

[lovecraft68]

I do not recall that, Your Honor. I do recall that someone did say that they showed him (estragon) their tits; however, the referenced tits were not the property of the aforementioned accuser. The aforementioned accuser did eventually reveal his mammary, as evidenced by the griffin tattoo just above it and the black hairs around said mammary's nipple.

Griffin tattoo? Hmm sounds like someone I know. Anyway, stop thread jumping and get back to what we were discussing.

I think you should post your tits, and D should post hers. I want to compare. I'm thinking for some reason D has a patch of freckles over hers. Just a guess.

Tell you what, bunch of shy folks for an erotic writing site.

 

[D_Lynn]

Griffin tattoo? Hmm sounds like someone I know. Anyway, stop thread jumping and get back to what we were discussing.

I think you should post your tits, and D should post hers. I want to compare. I'm thinking for some reason D has a patch of freckles over hers. Just a guess.

Tell you what, bunch of shy folks for an erotic writing site.

Yes, freckles usually come with red hair, so you're right. Not very sexy, I suppose, which is why I thought you'd rather see a stunt pair.

I remember the hairy nipple and the griffin. Who could forget that?

 

[lovecraft68]

Yes, freckles usually come with red hair, so you're right. Not very sexy, I suppose, which is why I thought you'd rather see a stunt pair.

I remember the hairy nipple and the griffin. Who could forget that?

Are you kidding? Freckles are part of what makes a red head sexy! I love to see a patch of freckles between the cleavage of a woman's tits. They call to me, they say "worship me and adore me." Who am I to argue?

 

[SydneyBlake]

No freckles

http://www.menstuff.org/logos/ManTits.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

Edited because I downloaded my copy and know one else gets to see!

Are you sure? maybe they are around the nipples? Maybe I should check? That's a damn fine pair right there. They really yours?