If you were a member of the opposite sex...

[Cruel2BKind]

What do you think you'd do?

After the first five minutes of freaking out and poking your new genitalia, that is.

 

[Handley_Page]

What do you think you'd do?

After the first five minutes of freaking out and poking your new genitalia, that is.

Report to the nearest shrink. . . . . .

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Cash in on my goldmine.

 

[lovecraft68]

Dress like a slut and tease every guy in sight. I am assuming I would be hot by the way.

 

[SydneyBlake]

What do you think you'd do?

After the first five minutes of freaking out and poking your new genitalia, that is.

Like I have to think about this one. I'd whack off until it was raw. I've always had penis envy.

Does this settle the question about my gender?

 

[SydneyBlake]

Dress like a slut and tease every guy in sight. I am assuming I would be hot by the way.

Well of course!

In fact, why don't you go ahead and try it now?

Edited: I want pics.

 

[lovecraft68]

Well of course!

In fact, why don't you go ahead and try it now?

Edited: I want pics.

Pics of what? Me in a dress?

tell you what, post one of yourself wearing a strap on and I'll do it.

 

[PayDay]

Um...

Like I have to think about this one. I'd whack off until it was raw. I've always had penis envy.

Does this settle the question about my gender?

...not really?

So, if I were a member of the opposite sex? I'd become a lesbian and over react every time someone did something I did not like, this way I would never have to dance. Then I'd find a way to switch back to male, so I wouldn't have to shave everything all the time or deal with breasts. I bet those things are a pain in the ass when they are attached to your body...

 

[SydneyBlake]

...not really?

So, if I were a member of the opposite sex? I'd become a lesbian and over react every time someone did something I did not like, this way I would never have to dance. Then I'd find a way to switch back to male, so I wouldn't have to shave everything all the time or deal with breasts. I bet those things are a pain in the ass when they are attached to your body...

Seriously?

Why did the phrase "useless boob" just cross my mind?

 

[lovecraft68]

Seriously?

Why did the phrase "useless boob" just cross my mind?

Because you just quoted one.

 

[lovecraft68]

...not really?

So, if I were a member of the opposite sex? I'd become a lesbian and over react every time someone did something I did not like, this way I would never have to dance. Then I'd find a way to switch back to male, so I wouldn't have to shave everything all the time or deal with breasts. I bet those things are a pain in the ass when they are attached to your body...

By that thinking a guys cock would just be dangling there in the way no? But you play with yours right?

You don't think women touch their tits while masturbating?

Kids these days.

 

[SydneyBlake]

By that thinking a guys cock would just be dangling there in the way no? But you play with yours right?

You don't think women touch their tits while masturbating?

Kids these days.

Tho it's way more fun when you touch them.

 

[lovecraft68]

Tho it's way more fun when you touch them.

My arms aren't that long dear. Just rub them in fast hard circles and think of me.

 

[Dual_Triode]

What do you think you'd do?

After the first five minutes of freaking out and poking your new genitalia, that is.

I think I would go shopping. Guys don't seem to experience this on the same level as women.

Then, I would have a few drinks and get laid.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Umm... I dunno, I haven't really thought about it that much

 

[SydneyBlake]

Umm... I dunno, I haven't really thought about it that much

And I was gonna ask you which strap-on you recommended. Fuck.

 

[TE999]

What do you think you'd do?

After the first five minutes of freaking out and poking your new genitalia, that is.

If you mean waking up as a female like that dude in the Kafka story (except he was a roach)? I guess I'd freak out, then I'd be pissed off. I mean I'd need all new clothes, new shoes, a new photo on my drivers licence, change all my doctors, sell my truck and buy a VW Beetle, buy makeup, have my hair done, shave my legs, buy some tampons and Midol, get bitchy, attempt to have men understand what I was saying and feeling, fruitlessly look for true love .... sounds like too damn much trouble to me ... I'll keep my dangly bits, deep voice, chest hair and Adam's apple, thanks.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I'm too old now for it to make much difference. Thirty or forty years ago, I would have gone crazy and fucked every guy I could.

 

[TE999]

I'm too old now for it to make much difference. Thirty or forty years ago, I would have gone crazy and fucked every guy I could.

None of them would have respected you in the morning either.

 

[PayDay]

Let's play stalkers.

Because you just quoted one.

Nice.

By that thinking a guys cock would just be dangling there in the way no? But you play with yours right?

You don't think women touch their tits while masturbating?

Duh. Seriously? Duh.

Kids these days.

Guess again

 

[soflabbwlvr]

Probably go shopping for shoes.

 

[YDB95]

Add me to the "I'd go shopping" list. Lots of full, flowing skirts and colorful tops, and I guess I'd better have some tampons at the ready too.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

bleh

I hate tampons. Maybe that makes me old fashioned or something, but I only wear them when I have to swim.

I'm surprised at all of the people who still want to screw members of the opposite sex. If I turned into a guy, I'd be having hot GAY sex, not go pick up chicks...

 

[Fierywhore]

Go and buy a car and not be treated like a little Girl.


Then look for a fuck and see what a guy really fakes and says yuck too !!!!!!

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Boxlicker101
I'm too old now for it to make much difference. Thirty or forty years ago, I would have gone crazy and fucked every guy I could.

None of them would have respected you in the morning either.

That wouldn't bother me, as long as I was having fun and not getting knocked up or catching some STD or AIDS. I would always carry condoms in my purse to prevent that possibility.

I wouldn't be concerned about some guy not taking me to the prom or my classmates whispering behind my back. In the time frame I am referencing, I would be at least in my thirties and wouldn't care about such things.